Ywn be french

>ywn be french
how does everyone else cope with this?

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why would I want to be a frog when I can be a spaniard?

By realizing that being French gives the possibility of being Parisian

you're a sad, pathetic man.

Perhaps i will find a job there and become French. I have some previous language skills so that shouldn't be a problem.

I try to avoid thinking about it, but it's hard. Whenever I'm reminded that I'm not and never will be French I feel an emptiness in my soul. I just want to explore the French countryside like the little boy in Le gloire de mon père.

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By realizing that this means I won't have to deal with a bunch of other french people

I drink until I pass out every night, and cut myself. It's not enough.