Ywn be french

>ywn be french
how does everyone else cope with this?

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why would I want to be a frog when I can be a spaniard?

By realizing that being French gives the possibility of being Parisian

you're a sad, pathetic man.

Perhaps i will find a job there and become French. I have some previous language skills so that shouldn't be a problem.

I try to avoid thinking about it, but it's hard. Whenever I'm reminded that I'm not and never will be French I feel an emptiness in my soul. I just want to explore the French countryside like the little boy in Le gloire de mon père.

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By realizing that this means I won't have to deal with a bunch of other french people

I drink until I pass out every night, and cut myself. It's not enough.

>ywn live a comfy life in the french countryside
why even live

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fuck france
t. fleming

By being a French Canadian and realizing that Frenchoids are fleeing their cunt en masse to come to Québec but the reverse doesn't fucking happen.

should i flee my cunt en masse to go to quebec?

are french tomboy gf cute?

l like France and l wish l had mastery in French which can be acquired only when you were born French but apart from that l'd rather be l'étranger to appreciate French cultures(or more like l still have ginormous attachment to our own cultures)

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Living in France is suffering.

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cherrypicked photos prove nothing

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by learning french and moving to france like i am /will

je meurs d'envie que des soldats noirs et maghrébines me baissent avec brutalité de BBC alors c'est d'accord. Là, tout n’est qu’ordre et beauté, Luxe, calme et volupté.

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>look at this video of paris! now all of france is shit!

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Is it true that french people have an aggressive personality?

Yes like small dogs. They're also as harmless.

left guy has french blood, right guy is a jew

Based. When will Quebec finally overthrow the filthy Anglos?

You are welcome, as long as you assimilate and become French in everyway possible except genetics

Usually by being glad I'm not ruled by a faggot masking as a gerontophile

Paris went from being the gym of western Europe to being the poor man's NYC.

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I agree that assimilation should be part of migration. If i choose to live in France permanently i should consider myself French after a decade or so. However i will always feel connected to Germany to some extend.

>Là, tout n’est qu’ordre et beauté, Luxe, calme et volupté.
Based and Baudelaire-pilulé

Why would the colony move en masse to the motherbase?

>T.french expat

Beaudelaire was a literal moron.
France is overrated.
You frogs are nigger loving faggots.
Japs are delusional and autistic.
Fuck you and your shitty country

Lol, someone here has got a very bloody butt, it's okay you're not the first one.

i wish, then i could move back to my spiritual motherland of france