How do you get a gf in your country

This is utter bullshit and a weak cope.

this

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reee i dont want to fap but those feet are so tempting

Be born with these looks. The rest is automatic.

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Pretty much this. This shit is why i dont go on r9k anymore, too frustrating to enjoy myself when everyone is batshit and delusional

>hurr durr just be yourself
God you faggots are so tiresome.

Those fucking idiots didn't crawl out of their mothers twat looking like that. They've been working at it since they were 8 years old and got their first church pants. Literally 2/3 of their lifespan devoting a significant portion to peacocking, getting /fa/, working out, working their game, dancing, trying hairstyles, fragrances, wtfever else poon hounds go for.
I guarantee bottom left and top right, cloned and raised with incel starting attributes (single mom, shitty childhood, no friends, etc) and they'd look just like the fucking dorky lanky faggots that we laugh about on here every day.
But no, these Chads saw what they wanted, and obtained it.
Bottom left especially looks alright at first until you realize he has super small eyes for his face and couldn't grow a beard much past where its out now. And look at that 5head, he better trap a woman quick before the hair starts falling out in clumps (sooner rather than later because he probably puts 5 different things in it every day. Think Anzu's face, but on the scalp)

But you know what this slightly-less gifted faggot did? He worked out everyday, got the best threads, best haircut, best hairstyle, ran with a crew of slightly-more attractive dudes... and he became the best he can be. There are retards on here who could look like the best looking of these dude, but no, you spend all day spamming JUST BE YOURSELF! JUST BE YOURSELF! JUST BE YOURSELF! TFW NO GF, BLADERUNNER 2049 RYAN GOSLING SCREAMING.JPG while stabbing yourself in the dick with a steak knife

Like maybe 5% of incels on here are actually fucking deformed...which is rough, because since you spend time on here youre definitely ugly on the inside as well. The other 95% of you are just fucking lazy and afraid of the persistent failure it takes before finding success.

>hurr durr chads are born
They fucking work at it, like everyone else. JFC

just be yourself

>i know nothing about women
>except stereotypes that apply to like the absolute most-terrible bottom 5% of women (tops)
>but SURE i feel qualified to dispense advice
Un-fucking-real

so many desperate roasties here, has tyrone abandoned you already with a child and you're trying to find a decent "husband"/slave to help you in this hard part of life?

just be yourself

Be north african

>Get girl blackout drunk at frat party
>Grope her in the confusion of loud trap rap dubstep music dance floor
>Rape her
>Wake up and get Waffle House the next day
Keep hanging out with her

Been married for 15 years this June. 3 kids and a dog.

trap rap and dubstep didnt exist 15 yrs ago

Whatever it was some nigger music I don’t even remember.

BBC

>raping
>not n____

Big Braz Cock

From my country, is mostly like this:
Be at least criollo, the ones that get the woman craziest are the Germans or swedes idk why.

And she walked into a feared frat house and didn’t want to be raped?

Be tall, good looking, extremely rich, sucessfull, own a house and nice car and have sucessfull parents as well. Literally the only way. Norwegians claiming the opposite are rich cunts in denial.

you either be in the top 20% of attractive guys or you wait until she's in her mid twenties and they've all already fucked and chucked her

you're all rich, tall and good-looking by default

this

this autistic (non ironically) Mark Zuckerbergesque looking guy scores only 10/10 in the USA, just by being himself: youtube.com/watch?v=Cze_UkDslTY

Neck yourself

found the immigrant

success is relative, my dude

if you live in a country where everybody is better off than the poor in Nigeria, that doesn't help you in your country

if you convert to islam you will be provided with a 5/10 as a gesture of goodwill from the community

you can mailorder a bride from the philippines

you can join a feminist book-group and pretend to be really interested

or you can socialize ask women out on dates and try that

look at those big almond eyes and i bet she has nipples that are beautiful

based

pretty easy to get laid in europe if you're black or brown.

swedish and french women especially love big african cock

yeah if they''re in their late thirties. otherwise they're probably don't like niggers like the majority of people

>the absolute state of americucks

keep telling yourself that Johann. whatever helps you cope.

Danish women especially love big black cock. we have Danish models in the US that can't stop riding BBC.

was your brother shot by a cop or something?

Inshallah brother

i deadass cant understand, are you saying not to be yourself?

nice skinfilter

It's never about appearance, social skills alone will get you a gf anytime you want. You could be a literal 10/10 but if you have no social skills no girl will ever want be close to you.

t. decent looking social retard

BASED

He's right though. If you lie and pretend to be someone you're not, eventually your true colors will come through and if she's not attracted to the real you from the beginning, don't waste her time.

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This, holy fuck this

y r u so revved up fren?

if you lie enough, even you will start to believe your own lies.

true
also true

how are American Born And raised Colombians seen their hermano?

no that just means you're not good at lying and shoot too high on your illusions

By getting her drunk.

>By being yourself
>by having confidence

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>just work out and your facial bones will grow, your hairline will lower itself and skeleton will get larger
Imagine writing all this retarded drivel
Chads ARE born you nobrain mutt

anybody who have confidence to talk with girl have one, even short, fat, ugly, alco, narco
And you look good but don't wanna do anything you stay alone

Be 6'0+, have a good jaw and facial features.

Download tinder and win big

Incels, when will they ever learn?

Same way I'd assume people would in yours
You have some common binding factor, maybe you go to the same school, maybe you go to the same instrument (like guitar for example) classes, maybe you guys are neighbours , childhood friends or maybe a combination of all of those as well
Then you eventually come to like them a lot so much that you find it unbearable and finally come out with your feelings expecting to be rejected
They say yes surprisingly and you feel like this is a dream and can't be real. You start going out and you feel like you can't get happier than this, you finally feel complete.
Then you guys graduate from high school, she promises that you guys will still keep dating even though you'll be joining different unis.
The messages she sends you start decreasing in frequency until eventually they completely stop. You give her some time thinking she might have some reasons but soon you run out of patience and call her to ask her what's going on
She says she can't do this anymore and wishes for you guys to breakup.
You can't believe what you're hearing, she cuts the phone.
Two weeks later you check her Instagram to see she's already in a new relationship while you feel destroyed and in pieces.

So yeah, pretty standard stuff haha

>she's not attracted to the real you
>bee.jpg

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>why yes, I am so cucked that I think chad earned the unfair advantage that society has given him and I can't wait to father his children

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>How do you get a gf in your country
Do the opposite of what I'm doing.

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If I bee myself, I would literally never leave my room. The only reason I interact with people at all is because I need money and don't want my parents to be disgusted with me

you forgot to put a part where your parents and her parents introduce you to each other

god damit a real biased american porn heart breaker, respect.

I'm unironically considering arranged marriage. Better than staying a bitter faggot always.
It will embarassing to tell my parents, however. Not after how much I would go on about how I'll never get an arranged marriage

this

In my personal experience, you don't

what if you don't like your arranged second half what you do than ?

>Protip: it's 1-to-1 relationship for looks, with a SMALL number of outliers. Want a 10? Become a 10 yourself.
10s go with 10s, 3s with 3s, etc. Sometimes a 6 guy can get an 8 or 9 if she had daddy problems, but its rare.

It's not entirely true ... Some 4-6 guys can have 9-10 gf's because they have the balls to talk to them and get in their pants.

Intelligent American post, a rare sight. Though you must admit they probably had some advantage, like rich parents so they could have afforded everything they wanted.

>just be yourself bro, take a shower, get a haicut and smile :) trust me it work for me

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I wouldn't know.

Easy

>or you can socialize ask women out on dates and try that
Think i'd just convert to islam desu

I don't know

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You simply don't.

Not even I'm attracted to my real self, why would anyone else?

You don't.

Everyone just kind of leaves everyone else alone. Like finland but not as extreme. The only way to find a gf is to randomly stumble upon each other when entering a friends social circle. But that of course, doesn't happen

I'm just so autistic when it comes to anything sexual with women. I have a couple platonic female friends but if I'm ever chatting to a chick in a bar or whatever I simply cannot 'make a move'.

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You talk to a female

Based

>You have to be a gigachad to get a GF

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By spending your whole time posting frogs on a Manchurian ornithology imageboard.

they have always approached me first, I have no idea how to hit on someone

You buy them.

as an average guy, Tinder and online dating sucked ass, but dance courses worked just fine

>nice-looking girl
>tatooed body

By being rich and handsome

I don't know about now but around less than 10 years ago you would just ask a girl a simple "Yes or no ?" and if she says yes you're now dating

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