This is utter bullshit and a weak cope.
How do you get a gf in your country
this
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reee i dont want to fap but those feet are so tempting
Be born with these looks. The rest is automatic.
Pretty much this. This shit is why i dont go on r9k anymore, too frustrating to enjoy myself when everyone is batshit and delusional
>hurr durr just be yourself
God you faggots are so tiresome.
Those fucking idiots didn't crawl out of their mothers twat looking like that. They've been working at it since they were 8 years old and got their first church pants. Literally 2/3 of their lifespan devoting a significant portion to peacocking, getting /fa/, working out, working their game, dancing, trying hairstyles, fragrances, wtfever else poon hounds go for.
I guarantee bottom left and top right, cloned and raised with incel starting attributes (single mom, shitty childhood, no friends, etc) and they'd look just like the fucking dorky lanky faggots that we laugh about on here every day.
But no, these Chads saw what they wanted, and obtained it.
Bottom left especially looks alright at first until you realize he has super small eyes for his face and couldn't grow a beard much past where its out now. And look at that 5head, he better trap a woman quick before the hair starts falling out in clumps (sooner rather than later because he probably puts 5 different things in it every day. Think Anzu's face, but on the scalp)
But you know what this slightly-less gifted faggot did? He worked out everyday, got the best threads, best haircut, best hairstyle, ran with a crew of slightly-more attractive dudes... and he became the best he can be. There are retards on here who could look like the best looking of these dude, but no, you spend all day spamming JUST BE YOURSELF! JUST BE YOURSELF! JUST BE YOURSELF! TFW NO GF, BLADERUNNER 2049 RYAN GOSLING SCREAMING.JPG while stabbing yourself in the dick with a steak knife
Like maybe 5% of incels on here are actually fucking deformed...which is rough, because since you spend time on here youre definitely ugly on the inside as well. The other 95% of you are just fucking lazy and afraid of the persistent failure it takes before finding success.
>hurr durr chads are born
They fucking work at it, like everyone else. JFC
just be yourself
>i know nothing about women
>except stereotypes that apply to like the absolute most-terrible bottom 5% of women (tops)
>but SURE i feel qualified to dispense advice
Un-fucking-real
so many desperate roasties here, has tyrone abandoned you already with a child and you're trying to find a decent "husband"/slave to help you in this hard part of life?