Can I make money by socializing with Nordic people?
I came to Germany in 2011 when my family lost everything in a forest fire but this country is very bland and boring. I've heard that Nordic people are very shy and lonely, so I thought I could offer them a friendship-like service where I would spend a day with them for money.
Would such a business work in Nordic countries? Would people use my service? I think I have an advantage because everyone loves Greeks and respects them more than its own people.
I'm especially interested in Sweden and Finland becaus the stories of these people make me cry. My family lost everything, but we are still alive. The Nordics are so wealthy, yet they hate eachother and isolate themselves.
do people get upset if you invade that imaginary personal space if you're not accustomed to that kind of thing? I mean that's a lot of fucking space
Nicholas Wilson
You'd be skipping the line if you did that
Aaron Davis
elaborate there's not that much space in the bus anyways
Jason Richardson
Many people starts feeling uncomfortable, but they won't say anything.
Luke Foster
Not mad, they'll just move slightly to indicate that you're getting too close
Mason Wright
What you're looking at is a line. No one will tell you to go back in line if you decide to "skip" it because it's a very unwritten rule. You will make people think wtf you're doing, but nothing will happen.
Blake Morgan
>tfw can bully people by standing too close
Joshua Fisher
If youre a girl you can do that its called being an escort
Cooper Williams
ooh a line for getting on the bus, right I get it now. I never actually saw it like that, people here just skip it all the fucking time
James Wood
This, i remember last time I was in Stockholm. I accidentally skipped the entire line. Not a singel swede said anything, but if stares could kill. I thought the begging of the line was the end
Kayden Thompson
beginning of the line*
Leo Ross
When I used to take the buss to school I went past everyone and stood by the side of the bus stop. No one can stare you down and when you get on its already too late to care.
Benjamin Richardson
line for getting on the bus? most be a swedish thing, people here in norway doesn't know how to stand in line. pic related is how norwegians get on the bus
same here except the elderly turn into athletes and sprint towards the stop and get there first when they spot the bus/train
Jordan Parker
It all depends on how crowded the buss station is. If there's too many. There's a natural 2 line system that occurs.
Jeremiah Hall
i would never respect that "line"
Landon Fisher
Wow, i love nords now.
David Morgan
a line isn't more effective than that
Brandon Scott
Must be a Swedish thing Danes generally avoid most situations, like someone getting hurt, or someone being loud and threatening. But if you've been wronged personally, you can bet your ass that we'll whoop your ass.
Samuel Watson
>not opening the middle door Isn't opening that door a common thing? Boarding the bus becomes much easier and efficient if passangers can enter it from all doors .
If the drivers are tasked with checking who has a ticket/pass on entry then they pretty much have to let people enter through the front door only and the rest are used for exit
Jason Sanchez
No not really, and Sweden is poor compared to Norway.
Cooper Phillips
it actually isnt the bus drivers job to control tickets in our two major cities. i dont think they even can sell tickets in oslo
Brayden Stewart
>nordic flag >threatening Cute.
Nathaniel Kelly
>ppp-lea-ase ddd-on't ddddo it
Andrew Ortiz
That's not the case in my city, if you are caught without a ticket during a ticket inspection you get a 1150 kroner (120€) fine. It's the passengers responsibility to have valid ticket in my city
Andrew Martin
>socializing with Nordic people Get drunk first. Impossible otherwise
Adam Adams
Here you need to bleep your card or mohammed won't drive the bus and you'll be stared down by everyone.
Jaxon Clark
>1150 kroner Bergenser? Skyss demands that exact amount in its fines.
Joseph Martinez
Stand in line is a germanic thing to do. In Norway we fight to get in and out of public transportation youtu.be/lJjtsbEx6i8
Zachary Foster
protip: we aren't "shy and lonely", we just don't like people
Asher Harris
It's basic human respect to not get all up in other peoples private space
Cooper Brooks
How angry would the Swedish people be if I, an American patriot, began standing uncomfortably close to them in order to strike up an impressively loud conversation?
Xavier Thomas
t. norway is muh celtic
James Lopez
Yeah right, here in gothenburg nobody beeps the card (except middle aged people)
Levi Hughes
They would probably respond autistically with fake friendliness and then tell everybody the story of the weird american for the next few years
Evan Murphy
I'm in Stockholm, though.
Henry Russell
No you speak Nordic, so you're Nordic
Jackson Collins
People all over Scandinavia would be extremely uncomfortable and slowly shuffle away while nodding at you, with an unconvincing smile.
Juan Clark
>video woah I wouldn't even need to get accustomed to any of this
Tyler Long
Very cool, can't wait to visit.
Jayden Lopez
I hope you get nuked by a terrorist so that your destructive city is erased from this earth
Lucas Johnson
I know, I was telling the retards to fuck off.
Henry Nelson
Pick up a mirror, Glennigger. Your city is known as a sosse stronghold. Kys.
Blake Lewis
protip: if you visit Gothenburg, Stockholm or Malmö you won't see many Swedes, mainly arabs and africans
Anthony Long
>insulting and spitting on beggars Thats pretty scummy tho.
Charles Richardson
But it isn't Blatteborg that decides policy, it's Stockholm
Angel Long
this autism is kind of cute in a way
Jayden Moore
scandis are autistic cold robots finns are like southern europeans
Luke Campbell
I didn't know Glenniggers were this dumb.
Juan Wood
Looks like someone fell for the Jow Forums memes.
Thomas Brown
Arent finns more introverted than all of scandinavia combined?
Swedes = Stockholm North = Saami Malmö = Danes and Scanians Göteborg = Scots and Goths Gotland = Mixed Central Europeans, many Balts and the likes, Geats etc Kalmar / Småland = Geats
Sebastian Phillips
most retarded fucking shit I've ever seen in my life
The last time someone who migrated to Germany tried to socialise with Nords, half of Europe died
Adam Robinson
Single digit
Michael Nelson
Not when the beggars are professional tourist robber-beggars from another country
Hunter Gutierrez
I heard that you don't believe in God Almighty en masse so it checks out why you're so miserable and also bitter.
Carter Wood
Wherever, just not the big cities (unless you want to see more arab culture than Swedish)
Jaxson Perry
Who said we weren't happy? You realize you're like Americans that idolise capeshit right? Religion is literally advanced cope. That's why the poorest countries are the most religious.
Connor Russell
t. Sonny Volvo Connysson
Ryder Allen
>Religion is literally advanced cope You're just a faggot that doesn't know God personally. You're just jeleous of religious people because we don't need stuff to be happy or piles of money. You're basically a prostitute, prostituting your boipucci and time for material stuff. When you base your happiness and life around material, women( men in your case - negroes specifically) and money you're inferior not major. To me its extremely baffling how your nations are simultaneously the most happy and most depressed and unhappy thats complete contradiction and the factors analyzed are extremely subjective.
Nathaniel Morgan
I can't even imagine what kind of person would pay for something so stupid. If you really are so autistic that you can't make a single friend then you are probably too anti-social to hire someone to pretend to be your friend anyway. As someone pointed out you would be better off being a prostitute there are always people willing to pay for that kind of company anywhere in the world.
David Evans
>Look how triggered he gets Cope harder
Ian James
>basing your existence on outdated life advice and scriptures
Levi Evans
Go back to where you/your family came from
Asher Sanchez
I fell down from heaven.
Sebastian Cox
Can I come to your country to just be alone, I am tried of all the "fake America smiles". maybe like a cabin in the woods.
Ethan Stewart
No you fell out of your Turkish mother's hairy vagina
David Barnes
Yes you can, you can become a stottekontakt. You get paid to socialize with others, mostly young people with suicide thoughts
Hunter Perry
Sounds like the kind of job that would make you suicidal.
Parker Lee
they are world champion in taking seats too
Jacob Bailey
They simply refuse to understand. They are broken spiritual husks. What triggers me are their flags which symbolize once proud and traditional christian nations, only to be a sodom dystopia void of spiritual morals at present day. Dont you see they spit on beggars just to feel superior for a moment? You cant find lasting happiness in the material because matter is not everlasting.
Luke Garcia
Hahhaaha NO, we would not pay money to spend time with you. If we want to hang out with people we can go to church and talk to the priest or something. But we don't want to talk to people.
Zachary Cox
Yes
Ayden Harris
we did "understand" once, but we evolved past that. come here and you will see that people dont even call themselfs atheist. its just normal people and normal people has no need for neither religion nor anti-religion.
Julian Collins
What you call evolution is simply degradation and decay of your true self and mind. Once you entered the luxurious era you decided you were too good for christianity and binded yourself completely to the physical world. You detached from the Holy Spirit and now try to fill the void with consumerism, but it would never seem to be enough.
Isaac Hall
> Once you entered the luxurious era you decided you were too good for Christianity no, we opened learned to be skeptic and realized what a bunch of shit religion is. We find happiness in other activities. The world isn't white an black. Being non-religious doesn't make you materialistic. We were anti-social even when we were christian. Please stop whit your pseudo understanding of something you have no experience in.
Joseph Jenkins
You have no moral breaks when you're agnostic. Many of my friends arent religious aswell and their way of thinking for some things is horrifying to me. Like its okay to be constantly exposed to drugs, weed, have many sexual partners, they dismiss cheating as a big issue with an easy hand, to them its normalized, completely devoid of any family values and goals and putting money and career on a pedestal. No sense of traditionalism too. All of this and more is even further escalated in nordic countries from what I hear.
Leo Davis
how come northern uk isnt considered nordic? I'm from yorkshire and we still use norse and old saxon words youtube.com/watch?v=ScELaXMCVis