You wake up in Norway

move to the celtic area (Bergen)

then i go to the local bar to and fuck norwegian women

buy a sandwich and sit down, figure out how the fuck I got there, and what's the fastest affordable way back home

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how the fuck is Bergen celtic?

Start learning the language

Striler is mixed irish folks

we look identical to every other norwegian

...

When I was browsing Norwegians, some stroke me as Irish-looking.

we are almost genetically identical with them and other northern europeans so

move out to some less developed place

Bergen striler m.youtube.com/watch?v=_WitdgPFnt4

Start raping White women

Lars?

Maybe. I didn't have such impression among Swedes where everyone looked pretty much like a German-Finnish mix.

apply for asylum

Applaud and then tip the TSA agent

Malcolm?

swedes looks pretty finnish, they are pretty mixed with balts. so its really the swedes that are different, not norwegians

We imported a lot of Celtic thralls during the viking era.

You careful with that.

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Visit the local mosques

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Shoot up a local mosque

why is every white guy balding?

Because we are hot n sexy.

It's in our genes, just take a look at all the famous streamers with Nordic blood. Pewdiepie is purposely hiding his receive hairline.
Just by taking a look at Asmongold's hair you can totally see that his ancestors was Nordic

receding hairline*