You wake up in Norway

move to the celtic area (Bergen)

then i go to the local bar to and fuck norwegian women

buy a sandwich and sit down, figure out how the fuck I got there, and what's the fastest affordable way back home

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how the fuck is Bergen celtic?

Start learning the language

Striler is mixed irish folks

we look identical to every other norwegian

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When I was browsing Norwegians, some stroke me as Irish-looking.

we are almost genetically identical with them and other northern europeans so