How do I get a French gf?
How do I get a French gf?
Benjamin Hernandez
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Andrew King
Good question actually
Sebastian Ortiz
Celestial or regular?
Christian Ross
Be BLACK
Gavin Harris
Ahem.
Aaron Cruz
the IBERIAN BVLL is unstoppable
Xavier Hill
either works
Ryan Wright
You mean IBERIAN QVEEN?
Benjamin Davis
Be black or middle eastern. Also be a devout muslim
Andrew Parker
>neither genders want frogs
i thought the french were considered sexy?
Brandon Carter
>speak french
>look good
>be polite and smile
>don't be awkward
That's it really
Austin Allen
are they easy
Jackson Cook
>Speak French
No.
Jayden Lee
Yes, faggot.
Nolan Edwards
She is half Ukrainian
Angel Fisher
be an autistic gay cunt (french)
Kevin Young
Rioting works.
Justin Williams
There is no people gayer than Italians tbqh
Carter Cooper
French women only want the Chaddest of Chads.
Elijah Perry
>There is *slurps dick* no pe-*gobbles baguette* ople gayer than *snorts semen* Italians tbqh
Parker Walker
Be black
Christopher Cook
whats her insta lad?
youtu.be
Brody Allen
Be black
French girls go crazy for them. Know a French girl working in Zurich dating a black guy while being married to a black guy back at home
Mason Diaz
lmao savage
Ryan Campbell
danm! thats some good coal burning.
would she pay the toll in the end?
Jordan Garcia
Yeah... Made me feel inadequate. But we white guys have other advantages I guess
And we suppressed blacks for centuries. So the deserve a good time with white women
Liam Wilson
>white french girl on exchange program at my uni
>smoked 24/7
>cute face
>big ass
>big boobs
>fucked lots of random men
>plot twist
>they were all white
guess she came here to escape the blacks and nafris
Mason Parker
>they were all white
...in brazil? yeah buddy okay
Jack White
Frenchmen are considerably more homosexual than Italians, and given that Italians all have Oedipus Complexes, live with their mothers until they're 40 and hold hands with other men in public, that's really saying something
Brayden Morris
Oh god, she needs to be raped...
John Gomez
i heard like 1 in 7 french men are gay
Xavier Gray
She's hot af, but she looks MENA to me
Ayden Powell
weren't the normans from denmark? :^)
respect your ancestors and rape some french bitches!
Henry Perry
Probably. I know a Frenchwoman (a politician?) once claimed that one in four Englishmen was gay, but that seems to have been because she was an old roastie when she visited London and couldn't understand why the local ANGLOS weren't ogling her cellulite-riddled backside
Mason Ross
French women LOVE Anglo-Saxon cock. It's incredible, much too easy. Frenchmen can't - well, be *MEN* I suppose. They're thirsty for a real dicking, a real alpha male. And they find that in the Anglo.
Jackson Peterson
I think Frenchwomen genuinely see ANGLOS as their 'bit of rough', like some aristocrat's daughter or high society wench getting gangbanged by Norf ladz at university
That and the fact we don't spend more time in front of a mirror than they do
Blake Brooks
They probably do. French people are incredibly arrogant and hold themselves/France in very high regard (not justified).
Cooper Lewis
Lmao, the only "MENA" group that has some people like her is the Ashkenazim.
Nicholas Murphy
Ok this bread is epic
Logan Gonzalez
That's a Turk, not a French
Brody Morris
You're epic. *Sticks cock in your mouth*
Noah Gomez
But I'm a male (male)
Thomas Davis
i know ;^)
Camden Bennett
Looks like she could be Lebanese or Tunisian
Also she's probably got a white mother like most MENA people in France
If I'm right, of course
Ryan Campbell
I heard 50% of French girls in Paris date niggers
Connor Allen
here in america most french people are displayed as looking like her, dark haired with brown/hazel/green/blue eyes, pale to tan skin. we think of frogs as pretty swarthy 2bh
Sebastian Jones
are we honourary meds?
Lincoln Moore
What do French women think of Scandinavians?
Adrian Sanders
they love alpha nordic (viking) bvlls
Hunter Phillips
I can understand why Belgians and Frogs seethe so much at us now...
Lincoln Collins
They are, but there's something that looks very 'off' about her. You have to take into account the particular hue of her skin (MENA can be very light), the shape of her face and facial features, etc
It's difficult to explain to an American, with the greatest of respect, as everywhere in the US is inhabited by ethnically or racially-mixed peoples
Those figures must have come from somebody that hates niggers...
Ayden Kelly
what do you think?
Nolan Adams
>Frenchmen are gay
Brandon James
Yes?
Jaxon Mitchell
Cheeky chap ain't ya ? Britain is a french colony
Joseph White
Nicholas Roberts
This desu senpai
Brody Rivera
>Celestial
What is this ?
Joseph Lewis
>anglos
>rough
yeah okay, poofter
Jack Ortiz
>Lovoo
Ian Jackson
Is it true what they say about them being smelly?
Would they.... allow me to "inspect" such scents?
Daniel Anderson
Insanity. Thank God schizos die young
Jason Richardson
Cameron Hill
Tougher than feminine Frenchmen :^D
Gabriel Brown
she looks like she fucks black guys
Jacob Hernandez
her numbers correspond with the queen of spades sequence
Xavier Johnson
The french are three times the men the English ever will be. France is well known for its.massive cocks.
Jaxson Morgan
Poulet de bresse don't count, faggot
Jeremiah Hernandez
Fuck off, Nigel.
Blake Cook
Celestial obviously.
Nathan Hill
Hello, fellow anons, this is my way: I approach a girl on a bus and I put a ruler in her hand. "Take it", I say. She opens her mouth wide and examines me with a face as if she was wondering if I wouldn't want to eat her father by chance. And I, leaning against the window in the bus, tell her that my name is Andrzej. "What the fuck is this about?", she asks. "Measure out 22 centimeters on the ruler". With a nonchalant smile, I move my eysight from her terrified face onto the blinking pine trees and shimmering wheat fields behind the glass. I knit my eyebrows for 7 seconds in a certain way, to look like a fearsome American actor, then I look in her eyes profoundly. She understood everything. With a dash of excitement and a pinch of desire she asks surprised, "Is this how long your penis is?" And I answer, "No baby", I make a step towards the door, "this is how long my foot is." Then I leave, because of course I approached her 34 and a half seconds before my stop, like always. I walk down the steps slowly, not looking behind, I put my hands in the pockets of my expensive, faggoty jacket, and I walk away whistling. She runs to look through the window one more time, I know it. The mysterious silhouette of a traveller drifting away pierces her body with a spasm of lust. Homo viator, she thinks. She doesn't know that I take off my jacket filled with rulers behind the corner. When she returns home, she masturbates with the ruler, the only thing left behind me. One day she shines an ultraviolet light upon the ruler, and she finds a number, of course written in Latin words. She deciphers it and calls it, and it's my friend's number, who is a pedophile. They meet up and the girl gets raped. My friend brings me her antlers, which I hang in my basement, I get another ruler from the container, and I live the room. It's time to start the hunt. It is I, The Rulerman, one of the surviving members of the crew of the Greek tanker Lotus.