You wake up in Portland

You wake up in Portland...

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make a local microbreweries tour

>get beat up by antifa

oh cool

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Start throwing torches at the meth lab barges the homeless people are sailing

Go down and see Crater lake

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Is that the only good street in the city?

>yank trannies
>antifa
meh

THE SPIRIT OF THE 90'S IS ALIVE IN POORTLAND

go back to sleep and hope I wake up in Boston