You wake up in Portland

You wake up in Portland...

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make a local microbreweries tour

>get beat up by antifa

oh cool

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Start throwing torches at the meth lab barges the homeless people are sailing

Go down and see Crater lake

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Is that the only good street in the city?

>yank trannies
>antifa
meh

THE SPIRIT OF THE 90'S IS ALIVE IN POORTLAND

go back to sleep and hope I wake up in Boston

Then go see Mt. hood

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then go into Washington and see St. Helens

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then go see Rainier

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Is the food good?

then go to the North Cascades

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I live here and I hate it. AMA

average mexican food which makes you have good diarhea afterwards

>wake up in portland
>leave

the absolute state of this guy

Then go to the East Washington steppes

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im moving south of portland, how do you feel about that (purely for the weather btw)

I go to a Portland Timbers game to celebrate sexual diversity

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then go see Palouse falls

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Then see the Sawtooths in Idaho

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Don't move to Portland, or any city near it like Tigard or Gresham

Dudeweed.

Better than in the inner city.

Then see hell's canyon in central idaho

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then finally make it home to North Idaho and crack open a beer and tell my friends about the trip

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>be artfag
>love going to diy indie shows and going to little hipster small business cafés and shit
>be center-right and religious

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are people going to be faggots about me moving from out of state though? im not Californian nor liberal

*Joins antifa*

Flee before a bunch of begging junkies appear.

Never heard anything about their food one way or the other. They are in the pacific northwest so the seafood probably isnt bad.

There are more people like that than you think.

People will hate you if your from California regardless, but since you're not liberal it's going to be eye opening. Bad traffic, homeless people enclaves near business areas, weird architecture in some places, boarded up windows when you cross the bridge from Tigard (forgot the name). To be fair there is a lot of cool shit to do in Portland, but that involves dealing with the people lol

No, as long as it's not from Cali then you're good.

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I've lived in southern Washington my whole life and I've always thought Idaho is underrated and love visiting there

I don't wear a beanie or have a braided beard, so...

go visit my friends

hello from Oregon City, its not as nice as wilsonville but at least I'm not in a shit overpriced apartment anymore

Genuinely dislike mountainfags

>smoke some high-thc legal pot
>join some antifa group
>drink some bitter ipa
>listen to some based riot grrrrl tape

Stunning

Yeah it gets a bad rep for no reason really
New Zealand looks pretty nice too I would like to see it sometime

fuck you fuck microbrews and fuck anyone who drinks them

Get shitfaced and start a fight with some homeless people

go fuck some nice pale bitches like carrie brownstein

>how to get stabbed.jpg

How many hipsters do you see on a daily basis?

Dozens.

you'd get robbed by meth or heroin addicts instead
t. lived there for 7 years

go visit friends who still live in the PNW, probably go eat at my favorite places too

kek

I hated it when I lived there, but kinda miss it these days. Grass is always greener etc...

Based

I go to 82nd St. and get some pupusas.

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so? you can do both, and you don't have to be an autist. I embrace my local DIY community even if we are absolute polar opposites on politics. nothing is more based than bringing them to the local range to show them some funz

isn't portland absolute shit now that it lost any semblance of control on the homeless crisis? I've heard people say they feel safer in Baltimore

Portland has a lot of problems, but you're safe if you're not obese and carry a knife or have basic martial arts experience. In Baltimore, people actually carry guns. But Baltimore is also more stratified in terms of social class.
t. Lived in both

Yes. I was born and raised in Portland. In the late 90's and early 2000's it was a great place to live. Now it's just a cesspool. A few years ago I moved to Scottsdale, Arizona, and is the best decision I made getting out of there. Drug addicts, hipsters, satanic themes, SJW's, horrible traffic, and the list never ends.

>I've heard people say they feel safer in Baltimore

Well that's honestly just retarded. Baltimore is off-the-fucking-charts warzone-tier violent:

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Quintessential Swedish post

i go back to sleep i guess im pretty tired