Happy birthday Don!

Happy birthday Don!

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Me in 77 years

Thank fucking christ I'll never have to worry about this, I have had a pnemonic chronic cough since I was 19 that gets worse every year

There's nothing wrong with giving old people jobs.

>nonagenary working at walmart
He must give them an armful.

retirement are for faggots

I genuinely feel happy for him :)

98 and still getting around. Pretty good

>fight wwii
>lose an arm in midway
>get nice benefits
>son turns into a beatnik
>insurance policies change
>they don't cover your medications anymore
>gotta find a job because you barely manage to live day by day

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>forgot to wish the retail goblin happy birthday
>come home and it's all burned down

be nice to the retail creatures lads

he lloks like a cool gentleman

>I genuinely feel happy for him :)

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Old people don't like sitting around waiting to die, NEET-nigger.

Yeah man, just love to get up in the morning and head out to work. Really makes you feel like ife is worth living.

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you forgot that one part when he cries in anger as his granddaughter gets blacked and then he curses himself for fighting the wrong enemy

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holy shit, i hope you don't die in 20 years, care yourself pal

>and then he curses himself for fighting the wrong enemy
Shut up stormfag

>Lose your arms fighting for the jews
>Survive the war and come back to home
>Work in a Walmart till you turn 100 years

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You forgot the part where he curses himself for not defecting.

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I was being ironic

Oh shit I’m dumb

Virgin retiree
>sits at home alone waiting for family to get off work/school
>never leaves chair
>only mental stimulation is playing solitaire

chad walmart greeter
>Can brag about how many men he killed to all the shoppers
>Constantly up and about, in peak physical condition
>Contributing to society
>Brain in constant thought creating new jokes utilizing his missing arm

test

I think I’d rather be him than rotting in an old folks home.

he likely has nothing to do, at his age his children are probably married and have their own families now, paying almost no attention to him, and it is possible his wife died or something
at least at work he can talk to people and make new friends

desu working at 98 is pretty incredible.