Happy birthday Don!

Oh shit I’m dumb

Virgin retiree
>sits at home alone waiting for family to get off work/school
>never leaves chair
>only mental stimulation is playing solitaire

chad walmart greeter
>Can brag about how many men he killed to all the shoppers
>Constantly up and about, in peak physical condition
>Contributing to society
>Brain in constant thought creating new jokes utilizing his missing arm

test

I think I’d rather be him than rotting in an old folks home.

he likely has nothing to do, at his age his children are probably married and have their own families now, paying almost no attention to him, and it is possible his wife died or something
at least at work he can talk to people and make new friends

desu working at 98 is pretty incredible.