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>being attracted to roid monkeys
Pleb taste
Tired of seeing this OP image desu
>thinking this is roids
spotted the incel
>men
An animalistic race that belongs in zoos fitted with hamster wheels that generate electricity
Stop being a sexist.
Men are the future, artificial wombs will begin the process of birth. We're gonna have an all /gay/ society and Lesbos aren't invited
IDGAF
kim is not good looking
Looks like Dua Lipa
00's clinging on to relevance
disgusting
I stomp on ducklings
not for me
hot. ur gay if you wouldn't
gay fish
Not attracted to hobbits desu
old thread isn't even at 290. hi sheep
infatuated by the fame status
>what’s the first thing you want potential tinder matches to think of when they see your profile
>tearing a babby limb from limb with metal forceps
Wow that’s pretty metal haha
Tfw no bloodlust gf
fetuses are just clumps of cells
women are weird as fuck
don't know why they think it's appropriate to go on about their politics in dating profiles
>implying men don't go on about their politics in their dating profiles
gross pls stop posting those images
walked past a spic today. why do they smell so fucking awful?
>fetuses are just clumps of cells
I wouldn't know you stupid faggot
but I sure wouldn't talk about politics to a stranger
Girl on tinder told me shes home alone I have never touched a girl before and don't know how to proceed, how do I get my dick wet tonight?!?
Dip it in a bucket of water
Literally smell like barn animals. Just as bad as negroids, if not worse.
you keep your niggers in a barn?
'scuse me?
You wouldn't keep outdated farm equipment in a barn?
Why does my pee smell bad?
I bet someone who's even 1% beaner smells like shit.
waste of valuable real estate
keep them outside
four games thrown
“Clump of Cells” is such a gay cope
Why not just own up to what ur doing
Ultimate bloodthirsty satanic inversion
Doctor and mother, the two people in the world most expected to care for and protect
Instead tearing the child limb from limb
Symbolically valuing the few seconds of hedonic pleasure of orgasm as greater than an entire human lifetime and soul
And the infinite potentialities of the million generations that might follow
Ultimate crystalline pure hedonic pleasure ritual in defiance of life itself LOL
>Mexican
more like, Mexi- can you please not stand near me? i'm trying to breath over here.
What's happening user, what game are you playing and why do you keep losing?
>“Clump of Cells” is such a gay cope
Why not just own up to what ur doing
>Ultimate bloodthirsty satanic inversion
>Doctor and mother, the two people in the world most expected to care for and protect
>Instead tearing the child limb from limb
>Symbolically valuing the few seconds of hedonic pleasure of orgasm as greater than an entire human lifetime and soul
>And the infinite potentialities of the million generations that might follow
>Ultimate crystalline pure hedonic pleasure ritual in defiance of life itself LOL
because we are hard workers and don't have time to care about how we smell
BASED
imagine the smell...
Any help?
fuck off back to your own country
eating: beef lo mein, sushi, and that puffy chicken stuff
drinking: yuengling lager
watching: larry sanders show
chatting: with the buddies on /cum/
Need help constructing a noose?
why would i do that lole
i'm not retarded
Dumb idiot forgot to say PLEEEAAASE
make sure to work in a "m'lady"
five games thrown
trying to learn sombra
i keep getting gold elims or damage which i shouldnt be getting idk, unlucky games tn. I should just play soldier and click heads
My poop smells really bad haha
tipping of fedora is implied i presume
A wamen wearing a thong, on all fours with the outline of her anus peeking past the string of fabric covering it...I truly think this is the goat aesthetic.
Barely covered girlanuses.
>2019
>playing waifuwatch
Why is it that when I poop, it takes so much toilet paper to properly clean my anus? Is it just what I eat?
I hate you so much and I can never express this enough.
Hot like a parked car
I sound weird like gamer with hard R
i need feminism because ___
What's embarrassing is that I posted that pic you smelly foot queer
Made one mostly because I wanted to see some feet in the catalog ;-)
Going to spend my Friday night with a girl I met on tinder less than an hour ago, hopefully she touches my penis
Um are you stupid?
You just quoted me, who has posted this picture in the very post you quoted, and then say it was you who posted it?
Sorry but that’s a very dummy dumb thing to say.
shut it fag
I'm going to her house give me manly advice right now please
be yourself
the pussyhole is always lower than you think it is
Are u gonna suck her cock
Why are American trees so incredibly weak?
If that tree had been built by Europeans it would still be standing.
you can hit her pretty hard in the mouth and she won't say nothing about it
the storm clouds have past buds, its starting to get sunny outside just a lil bit
Ahahhaha uh oh, she texted "we're not going to screw or anything just saying"
what kind of sushi
rip she's probably a fucking weirdo
That’s a shit test just reply with something cheeky and make it happen later lol
this, rip user though
>of course not! I value consent
reply "then quit wasting my time"
I tried to do this consent shit with my gf when we first started dating and she got salty and said she wasn't turned on unless I "take" her.
"i'll spend my night with someone else then"
the soyboy dilemma
imagine believing in stupid shit like "consent"
Screw? Nah, I’m a STUD...
The consent meme is a society-level shit test
To trick you into signalling that you’re a pussyboy who follows the rules
not sure i agree with the mdma, but the 'cid was enjoyable as always. shame it seems to be on the down faster with the presence of the upper. had some transcendental moments during a few hours.
also not sure if 2001 was great or shit
when you put it like that, it implies that you like having things pounded into you
but what if she says you raped her, then your life is over
Um
That’s the JOKE because he is a GAYman
dmt tonight
bros
OOO OOO AAH AAAA
It's a shit test too, real chads don't care about being a registered sex offender
I identify as the joker and a gamer
this
joker movie when?