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Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

Drain edish

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Connor Myers
Connor Myers

Why yes I do support 4channel by purchasing a pass, how could you tell?

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Julian Williams
Julian Williams

hi

Ian Edwards
Ian Edwards

fUCK
oFF
yANK

Juan Parker
Juan Parker

got a new job lads
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Zachary Cook
Zachary Cook

yank edition

Daniel Young
Daniel Young

Yilo Minneapolis' life was like a regency romance. He was the Beau of the London social season; everything English nobility respected; clever but vapid, wealthy but lazy, and drop dead gorgeous. Yilo Minneapolis was the apple of every debutante's eye despite his queerness. Yilo was a Man's Man who knew just how to butter up and devour male flesh - especially the ebony type.

"Pish-posh Figgy, you would understand but your heteronormative mongoloid brain couldn't appreciate good old jolly buggery." Sighed Yilo

"Maybe so, but why is it specifically big black cock?" Figgy said lightly

"Because degeneracy is the essence of pleasure; beyond the bounds of propriety, to naughtily break the taboo." Exclaimed Yilo

"One would think when one is queer one is already going beyond the bounds," stated Figgy

"One would think, but when there are old Queens like Her Majesty Figgymumpous imposing the old order on the new man, there are new frontiers of buggery. New provinces of sin with which to disappoint God and your parents." Retorted Yilo

Yilo Minneapolish lights a cigarette, and despite the adversarial reparteé, Figgy reached into Yilo's trousers. Yilo's mind wanders between puffs of a cigarette as Figgy wanks him off while he contemplates how to import big black cocks into 1820 Regency England.

Carson Rivera
Carson Rivera

6MG'S I FEEL LIKE MJJJJJ

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

wish i had a lower IQ so i could be happy with the pig swill that everyone else enjoys instead of striving for an impossible ideal

Charles Ward
Charles Ward

desuarchive.org/int/thread/107048243/
consultant means I help solve business/strategy problems. I'm just a small cog at the moment though.
I studied engineering, but my job is unrelated

Luis Moore
Luis Moore

fair good on ya

Kevin Wilson
Kevin Wilson

Rory Stewart shall be doing an AMA on /brit/ at 1pm tomorrow. Get your questions ready.

Ayden Foster
Ayden Foster

pretending to read a book

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

What you benching these days?

Carson Allen
Carson Allen

*consults you*

Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

wish i had a lower IQ so i could be happy with the pig swill that everyone else enjoys instead of striving for an impossible ideal

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Easton Lewis
Easton Lewis

wish i had a lower IQ so i could be happy with the pig swill that everyone else enjoys instead of striving for an impossible ideal

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Bentley Flores
Bentley Flores

*insults you*

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

Dad's bringing home kfc

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Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

several consultants at my office

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

your mum

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

is drill basically the zoomers grime? can anyone explain to me, i remember grime used to be the ‘roadmans anthems’ but now theres this drill genre

Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson

2 plates, the natty limit

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

a wog just missed a pen for england lads
turn bbc1 on now!!

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

Real non-yank edition
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Evan Barnes
Evan Barnes

*rattle rattle rattle*
KSCHHHHHHHHHHHKT

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Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

Congrats lad! What are you doing?

Michael Morris
Michael Morris

Is he going to legalise opium?

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

your godly aura, of course

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

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Nathan Baker
Nathan Baker

What does the N. stand for?

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Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

FUCK
I miss when the house next door was for sale and no one fucking lived there
now there's constantly people banging around and walking and looking through my windows

Christopher Williams
Christopher Williams

Money don't make you
Fame might change you
Damn, I hate you
Yeah, ayy
If you rich, you don't mean shit, yeah
I'm a heartbreaker
I'm a soldier to this shit
So sold my soul to a bitch
Yeah, the devil is a bitch
Yeah, the devil is a motherfuckin' bitch

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Kevin Ramirez
Kevin Ramirez

there was an ad on the telly here ~10 yrs back encouraging people to work for mcdonalds and the crux of it was that this one lad started working there and he was getting slagged relentlessly by all his m8s, then at the end one of the lads ends up working there too and serving the customers (with a FML expression on his face) while the first lad is now floor manager or something and smirking at him

really don't think the ad did anything for their recruitment rates haha
checked to see if it was on yt but doesn't seem to be

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

grime was more about production and wordplay and rapping about how good you are at grime
drill is larping about postcode wars to shit beats
only bellends like lisicki and actual nicknocks like it

Justin Rivera
Justin Rivera

Why are you posting on /brit/ on a Friday night instead of going out out?

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Brayden Rogers
Brayden Rogers

Fuck off splitter

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

going out this coming weekend instead. dont like going out too much

Jose Roberts
Jose Roberts

where's 190

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

desuarchive.org/int/thread/107048243/
they're right you know

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

Why is he wearing a y-3 cap tho?

Matthew Phillips
Matthew Phillips

instagram.com/p/BydqNMfF1ST/
holy
fucking
PENG

Samuel White
Samuel White

Breizh Atao

Chase Price
Chase Price

i have very deep insecurities so i fear getting close to people, i fear judgement

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

It's the Africans Grime

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

might do it

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Austin Powell
Austin Powell

my wank is over by necessity
might do a bit of asceticism and go to bed hungry

Daniel Ward
Daniel Ward

Because if i have one more slightly uncomfortable experience with a 3d humanoid im knocking someone out

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Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

yeah

I poo

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Austin Howard
Austin Howard

same haha

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

rorke on the ropes

William Jones
William Jones

tfw only took 5 a-levels, only got 2 A*s and went to imperial
feels bad

Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks

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Justin Cox
Justin Cox

Boomer: ska
Xoomer: jungle and dancehall (shabba ranks)
Millenial: grime
Zoomer: drill

Jack Gonzalez
Jack Gonzalez

desuarchive.org/int/search/text/pongs quavers
now this was a good one

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

Only God will judge me

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

All that muscle
5 pullups

Wtf is the point?

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

grime was a proper british movement, drill niggers are just roleplaying as chicago niggers
yeah knife crime has gone up but london is still nowhere near as bad as these drill larpers make out

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

have lost my motivation to go to the gym
have more motivation to do things when I've a social life when I don't I just dick around on the computer all of my free time
currently have no social life

Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood

*judges you*

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

so is grime not really a thing anymore then?

Charles Smith
Charles Smith

My firstborn child will be named Napoleon, regardless of sex.

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

leftypol take your meds

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Cooper Davis
Cooper Davis

Don't be a wannabe yank dickhead and use the non-yank edition
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Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

admin

Caleb Butler
Caleb Butler

Yoooo I went to Imperial, feels bad man

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

sport specificity

Owen Smith
Owen Smith

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Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

Nah

Landon Torres
Landon Torres

waa i went to one of the best unis in the UK
meanwhile I go to uclan

Brody Watson
Brody Watson

Wasn’t expecting god to be German tbqh

Leo Wood
Leo Wood

strawpoll.me/18167104
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Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

anyone remember the el cuckio meme?

Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

unironically true

Thomas Smith
Thomas Smith

105 4x6 feet up paused today :)

Julian Lee
Julian Lee

What sport does she do?

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

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Leo Perez
Leo Perez

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Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

Yeah I don't know what they've been teaching you. Jesus is too.

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

no
the big names are all making pop shite or in hibernation
jme will do something this year though

Asher Myers
Asher Myers

what a narcissist

Grayson Cook
Grayson Cook

Something really Yankoid about the shortening of university names.

Tyler Perez
Tyler Perez

England Vs Argentina womens world cup on right now lads who's watching

Michael Mitchell
Michael Mitchell

It’s full of unsociable Chinese kids

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

haha you joker

although I can tell that I'm a cut above my colleagues I still have the fear for when I get into a rat race with an oxbridger

Jace Johnson
Jace Johnson

there are only two good places to live in the country and they are Solihull and Failsworth

Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

Pretty growing up at intersection of the pre internet and post internet world

Aaron Ortiz
Aaron Ortiz

Nigga is trying to get big
Finny shitting on him
Dont be like that

Whats his insta?
Is he still lifting?

Are you intentionally trying to make her dryer than the Sahara
Christ..

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Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

She'd heem you

Robert Edwards
Robert Edwards

the devils variation

Isaiah Martinez
Isaiah Martinez

What's score in the match lads

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

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Daniel Sanders
Daniel Sanders

0-0

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

Boutta go greaze mode

Adrian Williams
Adrian Williams

where did you lads meet your gf

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

dead, just looked into this drill shit seems like most of the highly rated artists have been locked up for 10+ years. also noticed that mark duggans son is a drill artist lmao

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

same with half the degrees at uclan

Liam Scott
Liam Scott

inventing a new music style
it's called electro-baboon howling

Julian Jenkins
Julian Jenkins

Mind boggling stuff

Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

Honestly solihull is grim as fuck. Mindless consumerist zone where girls wear gymshark yoga pants and lads get their eyebrows threaded.

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

tfw didnt accept imperial and accepted ucl instead because i didnt think id get 3 A*s
tfw got 3 A*s anyway

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Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

powerlifter youtu.be/okJobh0y0xA

Eli Torres
Eli Torres

Fuck me user
Dont post again please

In your mothers coffin

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Asher Russell
Asher Russell

picked her up in a nightclub
literally banged her the first night

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

Imperial

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

rely maek u tink..

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Jaxon Cook
Jaxon Cook

school
cba to meet new people so just incel for now
tinder was a wash
will probably call in a favour with a friend before the year is over and get introduced to someone

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

you wifed off a one night stand club slag? grim

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

I go to Durham
Lots of HKers here
Might ask one about the riots

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

its what they used to wear

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

You belong at UCL fucking mongoloid

Adrian Flores
Adrian Flores

such is life
she's my gf though not my wife

Jose Evans
Jose Evans

inventing a new music style
it's call field recordings of me fuggin ur mum :--DD

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

So how is a PR of 5 bodyweight chinups sport specific to powerlifting?

Parker Brooks
Parker Brooks

me? i waddle

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

NEW
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Jose Brooks
Jose Brooks

mcdonalds

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

Thoughts?

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Blake Robinson
Blake Robinson

oh would you fuck off you odious little cretin

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

Dropped out after first year anyway it was terrible

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

what the fuck is wrong with you

Benjamin Lee
Benjamin Lee

reading this
thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=4852362

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

tesco

Oliver Watson
Oliver Watson

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John Young
John Young

imperial is for chads with balls
if you didn't firm it because of fear of not making the grades, you belong at UCL anyway

Caleb Hernandez
Caleb Hernandez

I'm different, yeah I'm different

Nolan Gonzalez
Nolan Gonzalez

Seethe
Cunt

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

love how its mostly geared towards women like theres a virgin women in their 20's LMAO

Carter Reyes
Carter Reyes

Mad

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Evan Butler
Evan Butler

going to a london uni
hello literal paki

Mason Phillips
Mason Phillips

bore off you slime

John Lee
John Lee

would like to touch her breasts

Noah Miller
Noah Miller

An alligator is swimming in a Texas lake with a knife in its head

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Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

coming up on monday for my mate's end of year ball lad

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

why won't anyone have sex with me?

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Anthony Hall
Anthony Hall

.

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Matthew Murphy
Matthew Murphy

Dont laugh bradley poster it wasnt even because le fucking epic depression meme or anything i just didnt like my course or the uni

Hunter Howard
Hunter Howard

do you keep your bread in the fridge?

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

t. wannabe yanks

Colton Taylor
Colton Taylor

ucl virgin vs imperial chad

Adam Taylor
Adam Taylor

freshers

miss her

Thomas Smith
Thomas Smith

Incels are lucky they don't know the feeling of wanting to break up with a perfectly nice girl for no reason you can understand.

Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez

Test

Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

Proper Sicko

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Logan Foster
Logan Foster

Hope you have a good time. Your mate is probably a good lad unless he is in hatfield

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

i said she’s strong at her sport because of specificity, probably barely does back exercises besides deadlifts
powerlifters are generally shit at pull-ups because they just don’t do them, most would be very good if they did them frequently

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

wonder if other generals are as eloquent as /brit/
cant tell as im not a wog

Michael Gray
Michael Gray

Thoughts on the new baroness album?

Carter James
Carter James

?

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Jack Reed
Jack Reed

Not as good as the new springsteen album

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

If you're feeling that you lack confidence, so you never try and initiate sex, remember that confidence can be feigned, just like everything else, there is serious truth in, "fake it till you make it"; I was always lacking in confidence when I was younger, but I thought, " **** it, what's the worst that can happen? Rejection? I don't know this person anyway, so nothing would be lost".

It's like sport climbing, the idea of the fall, is worse than the fall itself. Don't be afraid of rejection, it means almost nothing, in most cases.

Even if you think you're ugly as sin, I know 2 girls who are absolutely gorgeous, that are 20-odd virgins - they lack confidence.

Even if you really are ugly as sin, uglier people than you have gotten laid; confidence makes up for looks (I'm a testament to that).

Jacob Roberts
Jacob Roberts

I'll just keep posting so that everyone will have to go to the new non-ynak edition sooner then

Christian Roberts
Christian Roberts

natural selection

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

it was good last year as well
i think he's at cuthberts?

Liam Harris
Liam Harris

She’s 15 in this picture

GET EM BAZ

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

On this day in British History

1216 – First Barons' War: Prince Louis of France captures the city of Winchester and soon conquers over half of the Kingdom of England.
1381 – Richard II of England meets leaders of Peasants' Revolt at Mile End. The Tower of London is stormed by rebels who enter without resistance.
1404 – Welsh rebel leader Owain Glyndŵr, having declared himself Prince of Wales, allies himself with the French against King Henry IV of England.
1645 – English Civil War: Battle of Naseby: Twelve thousand Royalist forces are beaten by 15,000 Parliamentarian soldiers.
1667 – The Raid on the Medway by the Dutch fleet in the Second Anglo-Dutch War ends. It had lasted for five days and resulted in the worst ever defeat of the Royal Navy.
1690 – King William III of England (William of Orange) lands in Ireland to confront the former King James II.
1789 – Mutiny on the Bounty: HMS Bounty mutiny survivors including Captain William Bligh and 18 others reach Timor after a nearly 7,400 km (4,600 mi) journey in an open boat.
1822 – Charles Babbage proposes a difference engine in a paper to the Royal Astronomical Society.
1881 – The White Rajahs territories become the British protectorate of Sarawak.
1944 – World War II: After several failed attempts, the British Army abandons Operation Perch, its plan to capture the German-occupied town of Caen.
1982 – Falklands War: Argentine forces in the capital Stanley conditionally surrender to British forces.
2017 – London: A fire in a high-rise apartment building in North Kensington leaves 72 people dead and another 74 injured.

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Nathaniel Wright
Nathaniel Wright

All fucking niggers must fuckinghang?

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

I post or lurk in a couple of others and they're not

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

what is "anyone remember the cuckio meme"?
Like | 5

John Morris
John Morris

What course did you do?

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

Anyone here go to nottingham uni

Joshua Edwards
Joshua Edwards

Always get depressed when people on here talking about going to places like durham or imperial because im a retard at portsmouth and it fuels my inferiority complex
you're all meant to be losers here like me ffs

Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

This is nothing to do with British culture and you should fuck off to /cum/

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

proper mental what he done
he was best mates with ian brady and all

Andrew Hughes
Andrew Hughes

broke up with my first and only gf because I thought she was too good for me
did get back with her but she broke up with me a year later

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

Ime not doing pullups is actually a good excuse for being shit at them but 5 bw pullups means your pulling muscles are weak. Shit would be low double digits.

Elijah Sanchez
Elijah Sanchez

portsmouth...yikes...

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

Fuck off to /cum/ you third-worlders we're full

Jordan Harris
Jordan Harris

Ah fuck we are underwater

Nolan Parker
Nolan Parker

Proper mental lad, born in the wrong era I reckon

Nolan Morris
Nolan Morris

It hasn't got pockets.

Carson Fisher
Carson Fisher

MAD

Noah Powell
Noah Powell

probably enjoy your time at uni more than them though

Kayden Hughes
Kayden Hughes

tfw Sussex Uni masterrace
gtfo retards

Charles Lopez
Charles Lopez

For me it's the University of East London

Dominic Jackson
Dominic Jackson

Fuck off back to /cum/

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

/imperial/ lad here, if it’s any consolation my mates that went to less prestigious unis aren’t really any less successful and are happier with their lives. I found it totally soul sucking and nearly dropped out a few times

Tyler Russell
Tyler Russell

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Adrian Thompson
Adrian Thompson

my condolences

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

remove yourself

Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

Maths
Wasnt bad at it just realised i found it so boring and wanted to do something else with my life

Juan Lee
Juan Lee

thought so
wonder what it is about this place
probably the students

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

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Henry Moore
Henry Moore

Lol

Mason Barnes
Mason Barnes

I would if it weren't utter shit
gave /cum/ a try for like a month and it was just a cringey experience

Jace Lopez
Jace Lopez

1404 – Welsh rebel leader Owain Glyndŵr, having declared himself Prince of Wales, allies himself with the French against King Henry IV of England
Base et galloispille

Mason Phillips
Mason Phillips

UCL
Nah not good enough for that
I'm a UCLan (University of Central Lancashire) student

Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

Why do yank think they belong in /brit/ just because they have some vague notion from google that that are 1/128th British? Why are they so pathetic?

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

Little do they know I never went to uni and instead worked at tesco for the last 7 years.

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

What part was boring?

Hunter Thompson
Hunter Thompson

can do about 800 pullups

Easton Miller
Easton Miller

never did a levels were they that much harder than GCSE's?

Luis Perez
Luis Perez

can wank 3 times in 30 minutes to the toilfus facebook pics, but when i'm with her irl i find her totally uninteresting

Asher Fisher
Asher Fisher

speak for yourself
mate of mine just becme VP at duetsche, another is making bank in switzerland

I'm on 5k more than the best paid mate I know from a different uni

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

t. paki who pretends he's a yank

I would if it weren't utter shit
gave /cum/ a try for like a month and it was just a cringey experience
And then you have the audacity to bring it here.
Fuck off.

Caleb Peterson
Caleb Peterson

I'm a UCLA (University of California – Los Angeles) student

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Colton Brown
Colton Brown

cant remember what GCSEs were like
may as well be O-Levels

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

addition and subtraction mostly

Joseph Johnson
Joseph Johnson

Why yes, I do go to university in Oxford (Brookes)

Jace Reed
Jace Reed

Anyone go to Lincoln Uni?

Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

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Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

be funny if you told her this

Noah Clark
Noah Clark

You want me to kiss your ass,
Well bend over buddy here comes my foot!

Caleb Harris
Caleb Harris

meant asistant VP*

Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan

For me it's the University in Cambridge (Anglia Ruskin)

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

alri vova

Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

One pound munch

Caleb Foster
Caleb Foster

o levels

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Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

Nostradamus predicted grenfell

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

The gin I got has bit of a kick to it.

Zachary King
Zachary King

for me its the real world because im not a bent tarquin

Owen Rogers
Owen Rogers

wahey, wacky paddys at it again boys

Angel Harris
Angel Harris

That’s the one in Preston right?

David Smith
David Smith

graduated from the college of hard knocks and school of life with distinction and merits

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

I won't post in the general specifically designated for my kind
Therefore I shall migrate to other generals and spread my yank filth that should have been contained in aforementioned general instead

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James Diaz
James Diaz

As an urban youth, explain what greaze mode means, thanks 'bruv'

Evan Rogers
Evan Rogers

and grenfell predicted nortre dame

Jace Lopez
Jace Lopez

going to bed now cya wouldnt wanna bya

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

Reckon there's still a remnant of men in the north with the warrior gene

Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

Unironically basically all of it
Obviously there were parts i liked to some extent like calculus in general is quite interesting as is number theory and stuff but i was just kind of sick of working with such abstract stuff i just want to do something more practical

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

My sisters are whackjobs I wish I had none. Their husbands are losers and so are their sons

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

Even yanks know other yanks are shit that’s why they post here

Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis

yeah

Jayden Powell
Jayden Powell

fucking despise this country
500 a month to live in a house with fucking strangers
you can fuck off

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

smell ya later la'

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

Fuck, maybe I was just a brainlet all along

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Samuel Nguyen
Samuel Nguyen

who.. hurt you..?

Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

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Austin Adams
Austin Adams

descended from somerled myself

Lincoln Howard
Lincoln Howard

Darty boyyyyys

Jack King
Jack King

don't need uni
some of the most intelligent people I know are binmen

Aiden Brown
Aiden Brown

Even yanks know other yanks are shit that’s why they post here
That doesn't make it better you wannabe yank. They're still shit.

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

warrior culture
poofter mainlanders can't fathom it

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

should have made better life choices sweetheart

Evan Cooper
Evan Cooper

alri
back from toil lunch
steamin off the sangria

James Young
James Young

Yeah abstract stuff is total wank, dunno how I got through my module on Hyperbolic geometry, utter tripe

Elijah Nelson
Elijah Nelson

you need a net worth of at least $40 billion to do this dance
youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

wastemen

Connor Wilson
Connor Wilson

Not really
The subjects are harder but your doing 3 (as opposed to 12) so the workload is fine

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

Yeah had a mate who went there, visited him a lot. Bit of a shithole but the nights out were cheap and usually a laugh

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Samuel Wood
Samuel Wood

The uncle toms of yanks

Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

My presence has this mong SEETHING

Liam Perry
Liam Perry

Idiot yanks like yourself who drag the quality of everything immediately around them down.

Xavier Sanchez
Xavier Sanchez

why dont britoids brush their teeth

Jonathan Rodriguez
Jonathan Rodriguez

Most of the greatest intellectuals in history never went to University. Because Universities literally didn't exist.

Autodidactism > Formal Education

Connor Watson
Connor Watson

Just completed university

Juan Howard
Juan Howard

Love how this spacker thinks you're only allowed on a thread for the discussion of British culture if you happen to be posting from a British IP. I suppose only politicians can discuss politics too?
Smoothbrain fuck.

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

yeah preston is a fucking dump but i can't say no to cheap nights out

Chase Perez
Chase Perez

What? Did you even read my post

Noah Ward
Noah Ward

Wish these men were utilised for a higher purpose

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

yeah?

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

You all had dinner already or having it later?

James Martinez
James Martinez

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Carson Parker
Carson Parker

I will continue to shit up every yank OP /brit/ until they are no more.
I am more British than any of you.

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

Just had Brinner myself

Isaac Williams
Isaac Williams

I'm 1/32nd english
I'm an Englishman
same as you are

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

Got neck DOMS

Jackson Nguyen
Jackson Nguyen

The day is long but the night is short. There are so many hours when one must be at balls, or billiards, or croquet, or salons, and so few taken in the bedroom in the euphoric furories of sexual excitement. The more ample my sex life the more absent my social life. So I had a very clever idea, why not combine the two? And thus I discovered the fine art of Swinging which occupied the life of many of the good and old of England. Lord Eavesham, little old Figgy's Papa, was the one who first turned me onto it noticing I and Figgy's reclusion in Figgy's bedchamber the months Figgy was in London. He reviled the musk penetrating into the halls where he walked everyday. Eavesham who was sexually enlightened had not a problem with the activity, but the fermentation of love vapours ruined his enjoyment of his townhouse. What I and Figgy learned of was the Hidden Social Season.

The London Social Season was, of course, the English aristocracy descending on the capital for a summer of pomp and festivity - this is the time to be known for anybody who's anybody. The Hidden Social Season was akin to a secret society. An esoteric club for sexually enlightened aristocrats to indulge their illegal delights and curiosities. No man speaks of what happens in the coven. If the public knew, God save us.

We could get anything we wanted. We could indulge any sin. But before you are accepted to the club you have to buy a chair. Figgy got his Papa's chair, and I my chair from a geriatric pederast by the name of Mowbarry, for the simple role of being his young companion. Mowbarry was quite alright even though he did have a tendance to drool and breath through his mouth in a garish way, but that's what the club was for. That's what the club was about. There is no ugliness in the halls of the cove. Only beautiful decadence.

Jonathan Young
Jonathan Young

Wtf

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

we do, stop watching american tv

Joshua Cox
Joshua Cox

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Adrian Bailey
Adrian Bailey

mad isn't it. actual masters of the universe itt right now... always boggles the mind

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Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

*gives these men spears and shields*

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Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

Why are yank OP /brit/s always so shit???

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

hello fellow anglo

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

Had this for dinner earlier

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Austin Baker
Austin Baker

Brown hands

Camden Martin
Camden Martin

come live in Maine lads
dirt cheap cost of living, nice hunting spots, right near Canada
whats not to like

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Mason Williams
Mason Williams

Breakfast Dinner (Eggs, beans, sausages, toast)

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

Had a korma earlier

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

fuck off retard

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

I thought New England was mad expensive

Asher Jackson
Asher Jackson

had a big daddy box meal

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

What did your husband have?

Lucas Myers
Lucas Myers

Eating a ham sandwich

Robert Thompson
Robert Thompson

Imagine not being in your own general, how sad is that right?

Congrats.

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Leo Fisher
Leo Fisher

pretty interesting here, no wonder the left hates video games

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

would love vermont but i've heard they have horrific gun laws

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Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

maine is more rural

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

Weird thing to say

David Green
David Green

HAHAHA YANKS BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucas Mitchell
Lucas Mitchell

i got the horses in the back horse tack is attached

Jose Ramirez
Jose Ramirez

Put a Donk on it

Jacob Rogers
Jacob Rogers

BIG IRON

Elijah Wright
Elijah Wright

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Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

Deadeye Jan

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

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Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

CAN'T NOBODY TELL ME NOOOOTTHHIIIIIIIIIN

CAN'T TELL ME NOOOOTTHHIIIIIIIIIN

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Eli Kelly
Eli Kelly

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Noah Ortiz
Noah Ortiz

GONE

FUCK OFF

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

was thinking about how I never want to see a nigger again

David Gutierrez
David Gutierrez

jan needs to sharpen up, no new news until page 8. get brit back in a cock cage

Nathaniel Jackson
Nathaniel Jackson

Based janny keeping /brit/ from judeo-american influence

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

he's here

Angel Nguyen
Angel Nguyen

holy fucking based janny

Jack Nelson
Jack Nelson

Maura is currently the fittest girl on love island

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Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

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Isaac Jackson
Isaac Jackson

REAL non-yank new

Owen Peterson
Owen Peterson

fake lips

Jeremiah Sullivan
Jeremiah Sullivan

0-0 pussy clencher this

Henry Lopez
Henry Lopez

nigita harrids :DDD

Easton Wilson
Easton Wilson

yikes

Colton Harris
Colton Harris

my life is a movie bull riding and boobies cowboy hat from gucci

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

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Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI

Mason Fisher
Mason Fisher

Lol anyone remember the falklands?

Blake White
Blake White

hideous plastic freak

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

PAGE 8
PAGE 8
PAGE 8
PAGE 8
HEIL DIR, HAUSMEISTER

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

This is what happens when you give him pseudo-power

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

my anglo brother
let us share a thread

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

*las malvinas

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

malvinas?

Aaron Wood
Aaron Wood

holy shit what is janny's problem?

Austin Evans
Austin Evans

Isn't that the English name for Las Malvinas?

Zachary Mitchell
Zachary Mitchell

any eu4 man in

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

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Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

poo

Juan Ross
Juan Ross

desuarchive.org/int/thread/107052546/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/107052546/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/107052546/

Blake Brown
Blake Brown

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=uH36Jxp2Tx8

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Jayden Cook
Jayden Cook

desuarchive.org/int/thread/107052552/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/107052552/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/107052552/

Christopher Sullivan
Christopher Sullivan

Ahahahha i cant believe homealone got banned fucking howling

Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

is this a jab? tell me what's the best new england state for shooting nigs instead of acting like a smarmy twat

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

bland
overdone plastic surgery
uninteresting hair
shite makeup

Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

served there in '82

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

not waiting til page 8
oh no...

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

That accent tho

Andrew King
Andrew King

lol what?

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