/brit/

Well?

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*flips it to the on state*
*some freakish skinwalker looking spastic with a nametag that loosely says "Diego" crawls out of the bushes*

/brit/ is entering a new post-namefag era

*click*

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*flicks the switch*

listening to Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites in the garden with a joint and a beer

Lots of lovely arses and thighs on show in town lads

finish this sentence:
anonymous blogging is bad because...

Inheritance tax is immoral and income tax is illegal

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I can but then again I am very intelligent far more than you

nice one bruce aha

what's deano doing right now?

I get jealous of shaggers

youtu.be/ZvHXpd9uzN4?t=517
look at this lad on the scooter

a uggo incel freak landlord who lives in hampstead said so. he reads LOADS of books so he must be right.

walking around IKEA with the missus

BLOG

*hhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh*

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Okay fuck it. Going to quit toil and become a treasure hunter.
Will be leaving for Tortuga on the morrow.

this n.gin labs relic is impossible

retail park with the missus or nursing a hangover.

why not both?

Off to the beer garden with the lads.

if you want

down the tesco picking up some food and bevvies for the bbq with the lads

sitting by the pool listening to the clash

love me a good bbq

deanos life is better than mine

taking a shite

Based. Which album?

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Yesterday afternoon after leaving toil I saw some slag wearing a sort of small shirt/tank-top type thing with "fuck off" written on it on the chest area, the shirt was skin-tight and I could see her nipples poking through since she wasn't wearing a bra. 100% guaranteed she got shagged last night.

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love a good blogpost me
what you lads been up to this midsommer morning

can i smell?

so why didn't you fuck her?

Might have a boyfriend.

reading a book in my yard

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incredibly cringe

really miss deano and runt hunt posting
they didn't deserve to die

didnt wittgenstein write his tractatus before rand started writing?

What books you lot reading then?

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shut up nerd

gardeningtoil done
i am NIGGERED

me on the left haha
rawr!

ulysses which ive never actually read before

The Gruffalo

Bit of a vf me

Want to die, but also don't want to die

London calling

source?

President Trump has said he does not want war but warned Iran it would face "obliteration" if conflict broke out.

The accidental Super power

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FOY

read that when I was like 15 kid lmao keep up

love a little bit of self sabotage, me
ahahaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa have only gone and done me fucking neck in now

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don't want to wank but my willy would face "obliteration" if conflict broke out

shut up yank
foy, foy
jog on yank
foy, foy
blog on yank
foy, foy
fuck off yank
FOY, FOY!

browsed
listened to agalloch
drank a bottle of coke
made and ate toast
had a wank
browsed

on the potential to do list:
put clothes on
go outside

eugh

Fuuuuucked it unless staggeringly handsome, at which point it becomes ironic

oh deary me

alri shagmaster

FOU

that's gold, you're good

preparing for toil
will be selling cigs among other things to deano on his way to the pub/club later

easily salvageable

think you replied to the wrong post but alri

you can recover ed

site's fucking up YET AGAIN
need hiro OUT

She literally did all the work for you and you spat on it

any thoughts here on how to get her instagram so i can see if shes fat

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>teehee i'm a loser btw :v
nothing more soy than self-deprecating humour unless you are genuinely chadmode

post a better pic of her

grim

Ah yes, the Australian courting ritual. Truly a wonder to behold.

Just ask her.

fuck OFF chad before i blow my top

who cares mate snog her fanny as if it's your last day on earth

seething tim

say she’s got shite taste and invite her to taste your homecooking

Bet she'll rob you. Too easy

I hate:
fat people
people under 6ft
people with glasses
people that aren't white
people that don't speak english
americans
virgins
women

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ask what she plans on getting
if its a salad she's a tubster

she’s a landwhale
SHE’S A LANDWHALE

>people under 6ft
>people with glasses
>virgins
all me

*closes tinder and turns up folsom prison blues*

it's called maccies you daft cow

christ sake (pronounced like the japanese drink because hiro is japanese)

>Australian pintmen
youtu.be/Ns15eHLDv1I

four eyed freak

>americans
uh, buddy? the jerk store is THAT direction
*points towards an open manhole*

*pushes you in but your rotund frame stops you from falling in*

based except for the ones that apply to me

all me

more like
>*goes to push you but says sorry before doing so and virgin walks away*

what time should I start drinking

is it really that easy to get a shag in australia or are you just an 8+?

you could have easily remove 'fat people', 'people under 6ft', 'people that don't speak english', 'people that aren't white', kept 'americans', and the message would still hold the same