Canada has no friends

I'm jealous sometimes how other countries seem to have a best friend country. I'm thinking like Turkey and Azerbaijan, Latvia and Lithuania, Greece and Cyprus, etc.

There is just no brotherly bond with the US. In fact most leafs kinda distance themselves from and resent Americans.

Leafs admire France and England, and it's even said that the red in the flag comes from England and the white from France, but we're irrelevant to both of them.

As far as I know, we are one of the most hated countries.

Leafs don't have a fren and never will

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The desire for friends is what makes you weak. Countries don't have friends, they don't even have allies, they have interests and mutual need for resources.

Here is your friend bro.

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>tf
>tp

friend?

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Seems like it's self-inflicted loneliness. Learn to accept us for what we are. We like Canadians even though they have a false sense of superiority. We don't complain that you take our culture and give no credit or that you opportunistically take all the great trade and business opportunities here.

Wow ok fuck you too

What??
U have best friend next of you.
It’s USA.
Isn’t USA your friend??

>We don't complain that you take our culture
It's not our choice. We have to assimilate to your culture as to not be economically irrelevant. That's why Canadian French is dying and regional dialects are dying, etc. We now even speak similar to you. It's not because we are "stealing it" but rather that it is gradually forced.

You can ask most leafs and they will say they hate America. Even the liberals have this weird left-wing anti-American nationalism.

When I was in school I was the "reserve friend" that would only be called and invited to things if there was no one else available. I imagine Canada is like that for the USA.

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Exactly. I don't even think the US wants friends

I-i can be your friend, Canada-kun

But we fought you in WWII!

I will forgive your past transgressions

R-really? We're frens?

wrong I want peurto rico, guam, and japan to be friends with up because they are all american territories.

>When I was in school
You're still like that, loser.

>As far as I know, we are one of the most hated countries.
But that's wrong, Canada is literally only country i nthe world no one really hates, canadian posters are another story though.

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You, me, the dane. We can drink tea together.

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First you need an enemy to make friends

>Puerto Rico
yeah no, Puerto Rico needs to be nuked or be used for chemical experimentations.

This. Canada is completely forgettable yet it’s posters are the most retarded spazzes on this site. Makes me cringe desu

>tea
Based, unlike coffee drinkers which are cringe and bluepilled.

don't be mean to our ignorant children.

>most leafs kinda distance themselves from and resent Americans

WTF I HATE Canada now!

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I'm sorry but it's true. The liberals and the conservatives, the Francophones and the Anglophones, Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames are all united in their hatred for America.

Why do leafs not like us? I've never met a Canadian I've had problem with. I can understand problems with our government, but obviously the average joe can't do anything about that.

USA is your bestie. Most people can't even tell you apart until you start getting all smug about how you're not American.

It's the Canadian complex. Leafs are just upset about American influence erasing their own culture, getting mistaken for Americans, etc.

Well get the fuck over it. People mix us up with Aussies all the time and I love those cunts.

It's different here.

you have us

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Fren

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Well yeah, but they're your bloody neighbours and they're not going elsewhere any time soon. Be nice.

No we do.

What the hell are you talking about, OP?
A lot of countries like Canada or at least don't think bad about it.
But what about Mexico? We have literally 0 (zero, cero, null, nada) friends. Name me one country on this planet that would unironically and out of good faith think something like "oh yeah I would like to be neighbor and fren of Mexico", name it and I'll leave this board forever.

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>A lot of countries like Canada
Jow Forums literally hates us more than you.

Jow Forums doesn't represent the whole country, and that only means you're relevant

Japan should cut ties with Canada/Australia if they let a chink PM happen.

We'll have to strongarm argentina into a friendship

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