Canada has no friends

First you need an enemy to make friends

>Puerto Rico
yeah no, Puerto Rico needs to be nuked or be used for chemical experimentations.

This. Canada is completely forgettable yet it’s posters are the most retarded spazzes on this site. Makes me cringe desu

>tea
Based, unlike coffee drinkers which are cringe and bluepilled.

don't be mean to our ignorant children.

>most leafs kinda distance themselves from and resent Americans

WTF I HATE Canada now!

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I'm sorry but it's true. The liberals and the conservatives, the Francophones and the Anglophones, Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames are all united in their hatred for America.

Why do leafs not like us? I've never met a Canadian I've had problem with. I can understand problems with our government, but obviously the average joe can't do anything about that.

USA is your bestie. Most people can't even tell you apart until you start getting all smug about how you're not American.

It's the Canadian complex. Leafs are just upset about American influence erasing their own culture, getting mistaken for Americans, etc.