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Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

Tweenies edition

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Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

any /knower/ man in?

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Jeremiah Rodriguez
Jeremiah Rodriguez

always liked jake me

Charles Diaz
Charles Diaz

A poem about a poem
That's one for the tome

Luke Green
Luke Green

youtube.com/watch?v=0l20Pac9YWM

Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

Is it weird to go to the zoo on your own

Dylan King
Dylan King

The world is my chalice
I drink of its gladness
I wish my cup overfloweth
So I can comprehend Goeth

Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

no thousands of people go to liverpool on their own on a daily basis

Gavin Gray
Gavin Gray

try pick up a tourist

John Cruz
John Cruz

a bit yea

Jackson Garcia
Jackson Garcia

Imagine going to the zoo by yourself

Liam King
Liam King

any gamers in

Jordan Williams
Jordan Williams

The bards of old the lies they told
Songs and hymns that spake of sin
They were wrong and this is why
We aren't long and we shall die
Why squander a moment of pleasure?

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

Yeah
Playing some Tropico 4 right now

Landon Baker
Landon Baker

imagine going bowling by yourself

Jonathan White
Jonathan White

Can tell if someone is a virgo just by going to they're bathroom and checking if they have a guest toothbrush ready to go

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

Dominic gigantic brain Cummings

reaction.life/what-if-dominic-cummings-is-right/

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Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

used to play a similar game called rollercoaster tycoon

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

hate yanks
theyre everywhere

Jose Smith
Jose Smith

i have a 5 pack under the sink but still a vf explain that one

Angel Jones
Angel Jones

The floral pattern on my curtain
Evokes a image worth evoking
The concerete slab on another token
I don't need to see that

Jordan Morris
Jordan Morris

did crazy golf on my own once, had to wait for a big family on hole 6 and ended up asking if i could just take my shot since im on my own and it was awkward waiting

they looked disgusted

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Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

this is an american website you stupid fuck

Charles Thomas
Charles Thomas

more of a victoria 2 man myself

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

they can go fuck themselves

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

funny how i don't know if you're referring to astrological virgos or actual virgins, but it doesn't really matter because i am both those things

William Scott
William Scott

can't mate
you're the expection that proves the rule

Ryder Wilson
Ryder Wilson

did you win lad

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

desuarchive.org/int/thread/111116250/
those tories sitting down during his send-off
ugly seethe. even if you hate the bloke he's still served as speaker for a decade, that role is hard work.

Josiah Brown
Josiah Brown

how do i get a gf like this

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Michael Butler
Michael Butler

leftypol going into the archives responding to 5 hour old posts

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

If this earth fell into the abyss
I personally wouldn't be pissed
We made a good effort of it
But not good enough of an effort as of yet

Kevin Perez
Kevin Perez

Too boring for me

Julian Green
Julian Green

thats a bloke

Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

ok, how do i get a bf like that?

Luke Sullivan
Luke Sullivan

those feet

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Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

UAAAAAGGGHHHH

I AM REALLY UPSET!!!

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Cameron Reyes
Cameron Reyes

didn't ask frankly lad fella

Adam Rodriguez
Adam Rodriguez

I feel infected by a disease
West Nile
I feel I'm infecting you
My last intention was to have an effect on you
I'm sorry

John Thompson
John Thompson

twitter.com/lunacyeyes/status/1171441861275222019?s=19

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

what did you do

Robert Sullivan
Robert Sullivan

trying to decide whether these posts are off-topic, spamming/flooding or extremely low quality

Carter Mitchell
Carter Mitchell

anime pfp
commie symbol in bio
video of corbyn
thanks for posting

Parker Murphy
Parker Murphy

Termites and beavers
Wood's true believers
They are only here to borrow
Rather than multiply sorrow
A necessary part of the ecosystem
We'd be sorry without 'em

Ian Long
Ian Long

on /gif/ looking at naughty webms

Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

good you got the rest of the day to load the one you choose

Nathan Watson
Nathan Watson

In Ye Olde England in the ancient days
The Englishman was a knave
A serf to the superior Norman
That violated all his women

Josiah Ward
Josiah Ward

the tranny thread I hope

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

youtube.com/watch?v=3APpu1-Tblc&list=RD3APpu1-Tblc&index=1

music

Easton Long
Easton Long

ouch bro, you just gonna take that?

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Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

The only good poetry was written by WW1/WW2 soldiers.

Jacob Roberts
Jacob Roberts

nah this one
//boards.Jow Forums.org/gif/thread/15565236#p15565236

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

pffft hahahaha

Aaron Allen
Aaron Allen

you been reading poems again

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

the lord of the rings came out of wwi, reckon we should have more global-scale wars with hundreds of millions of casualties to get some more neat stories

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

I'd be a fool to suffer fools
I don't waste my time on tools
I live by my hands
I am that kind of mam

Nolan Lewis
Nolan Lewis

My penis curves to the left
Taxation is theft

Ryder Rodriguez
Ryder Rodriguez

desuarchive.org/int/thread/111118553/ everyone tell this bloke his mum sucks whammers daily

Hunter Gonzalez
Hunter Gonzalez

My penis curves sharply down
Like the stock market

Juan Wright
Juan Wright

the cock market

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

yeah alright

Carson Moore
Carson Moore

Based

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

I love you

Ryan Baker
Ryan Baker

twitter.com/aewerner/status/1171062243317997568

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

think living in a world without rule of law would be extremely comfy if you had weapons to defend yourself

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

Young men aren't having sex because 'they'd rather play video games'

ONE in four men haven't had sex in the last year. After this statistic was released, an expert said the rise of technology could be the reason why.

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

and that's a good thing. let the whyt boi play his video game, let da whyt pussie bounce on it's rightful owners, chinamen

Oliver Edwards
Oliver Edwards

reading up on tolkien during ww1. saw his whole battalion killed, grim

Ryder Roberts
Ryder Roberts

Late at night when the boys are asleep
The mystic melody sweeps
Over the hills and down the valleys
To this uncertain shady alley
Words written down pierce the fermement
To make sense of inner torment
A multitude share their psyche and ambitions
And to one another they all listen
This place we call it what we call it
I keep a picture of the Jow Forums girl in my wallet

Jason Evans
Jason Evans

made for a really good book though so was it really that big of a loss?

Jack Long
Jack Long

I should have made it "when the girls are asleep". Fuck me

Lucas Cooper
Lucas Cooper

I don’t love you, matter of fact i can’t stand you. you’re confused
FUCK off

Tyler Watson
Tyler Watson

Total Hours: 200 ( Lecture Hours 20, Programme Level Learning and Teaching Hours 4, Directed Learning and Independent Learning Hours 176 )
ah yes, university courses. why not pay £9000 a year to spend 88% of your time working alone, 10% of your time being talked at while half awake, and 2% of your time theoretically being taught in an engaging environment where you can ask questions - as university was advertised - but actually just sitting half awake at 9am in a draughty building listening to another student blather on about how they visited Bali once and it was SO, SO, SO life affirming?

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

just surprised he didn't go mental.

Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

he did big fella that's what made the book what it is

Jose Wilson
Jose Wilson

Fuck off your edgy racism you fucking underage fuck. Funny thing is you wouldn't dare to say that anywhere but on here, because you're an edgy little faggot.

Maybe someday when you eventually turn 15, you'll realise that you're a fucking dickhead.
Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realisation that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a NEET basement dwelling permavirgin faggot incel with a non-existant social life.
The only attention you will ever garner from anyone is by posting edgy fucking comments on an anonymous fucking image board.

I can almost picture a weak grin spreading across your face as you realise someone replied to your shitty mindless comment, you autistic fuck. But then that smile will slowly disappear as you realise your 10 seconds of daily attention is gone, and you go back to moping around in the darkness of your dank basement, the only light in the room coming from your probably shit-tier walmart desktop because you're too poor to afford a decent one. fucking lardass social reject.

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

Genuinely what's the point of NATO?
USA has been the military defence for European countries for decades, and these countries have benefited from this defence by not even funding their own militaries, yet if it came to a war, most euros would want to stay neutral instead of standing with their ally

Yanks truly get absolutely nothing out of their relationship with Europe, they waste their own money and resources by protecting them

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Parker Brooks
Parker Brooks

I want to have my life affirmed.

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

It means they can deploy shit along Russia's border.

Kayden Cruz
Kayden Cruz

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Chase Ward
Chase Ward

she doesn't have the sexual characteristics necessary to be attractive. she will forever look like a 14 year old and that's disgusting.

Dominic Perry
Dominic Perry

i.4cdn.org/gif/1567833865253.webm
phwoarr

Samuel Hill
Samuel Hill

she will forever look like a 14 year old and that's peng.
fixed

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

She's on the border between cute and sexy. Cuxy.

Ryder Diaz
Ryder Diaz

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Brandon Rivera
Brandon Rivera

one of the best webms this shithole had pumped out

alri lad

cucksy

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

I heard a man said
"Poetry is dead"
Well not to me
Or the millions other sophists there be

Brayden Thompson
Brayden Thompson

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Nathan Ward
Nathan Ward

just had a wank and i feel emotionally numb, is this the brain on cum?

Nathan Cook
Nathan Cook

Stem cells are the IRL version of the idea of the old killing the young to use their life force to keep themselves young.

Cameron Hill
Cameron Hill

fuck i love weed hey
it hell gets you high and shit

Jack Collins
Jack Collins

Meh

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

who the hell made this?

Asher Flores
Asher Flores

brainlet who doesn't know what makes poetry good 2bh. why are robert burns' words that rhyme better than this leaf's words that rhyme

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

I've lived here for a year and today was the first time I talked to my left door neighbour. He's a neurotic old man.

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

He’s an assburger faggot needs to go back to the tard general

Jaxon Stewart
Jaxon Stewart

you know the tweenies were based on what the russian children ended up looking like after the chernobyl?

that's why they look that way because the creator was shocked and wanted to spread awareness

Jacob Scott
Jacob Scott

consider myself a weeb even though i don't watch anime or like japanese culture much

William Allen
William Allen

Not really a weeb then

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

i'm a wannabe weeb

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

Bill’s Fill and Shill

Formerly Bart’s

Jace Williams
Jace Williams

I'm a weeb yet hate anime and jav

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

I know two gay young men
I let them into my nest, to be their mother Hen
They were rowdy and stupid
But I still struggled through it
The joy of raising cocks

Blake Myers
Blake Myers

An Iranian female football fan who set herself on fire a week ago has died.

The woman set herself alight in Tehran after her trial, for attempting to enter a football stadium disguised as a man, was postponed.

After being jailed for three days she was released on bail and waited six months for her court case.

She later returned to court to pick up her mobile phone and it is widely reported that she is thought to have overheard someone saying that if she were convicted she could get six months to two years in prison.

She then set herself alight in front of the court house and later died in hospital.

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Jacob Wilson
Jacob Wilson

The sneed meme isn’t funny

Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

simply epic

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Chase Ramirez
Chase Ramirez

Herman was unironically redpilled

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Henry Hernandez
Henry Hernandez

no sneed to be funny about it, its only a chuck(le)

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

Powerful

David Robinson
David Robinson

This meme memed exactly what I was feeling

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Eli Perry
Eli Perry

this is why we need feminism

Gabriel Lopez
Gabriel Lopez

Weird how some corporations suppress free speech and others don’t.
Like at any given franchise store, some of them have the chon blocked, others don’t.
Under some circumstances it could be so so employees don’t shitpost but i highly doubt it.

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

This is why we need Islam

Carson Turner
Carson Turner

Yanks truly get absolutely nothing out of their relationship with Europe
Honestly cannot believe you're posting this, lad. It's American culture and influence that permeates Europe, not Russian.

Oliver Rodriguez
Oliver Rodriguez

unironically makes me seethe

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Nolan Rivera
Nolan Rivera

Bad example, New York is one of the better cities out there with actually peng urban design and architecture
Some cities are soulless but not all

Austin Powell
Austin Powell

I reckon all the "city bad let's move back to nature :)" folks are just racists seething at the multiculturalism of all but the most irrelevant cities

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

Didn’t get chosen to be an extra on fast and furious

Luis Roberts
Luis Roberts

Rupert A. Fitzwilliam

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

and...?

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

jav
don't understand why anyone would wank to porn where the genitals are censored and all the girls make dolphin noises

Samuel James
Samuel James

Retard

Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James

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Brayden Mitchell
Brayden Mitchell

exactly. also tiny brown dicks. can't put myself in the position of the guy

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

you lads all pumped for planet zoo ye?

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Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

anyone see that bloke on embarrassing bodies who hadnt cleaned his dick properly in his entire life? he went on with concerns about his willy and it turned out he had 23 years of smegma built up round his scrag end and the bloke had to teach him how to wash his knob lmao absolutely grim situation

Carter Ramirez
Carter Ramirez

Is it like zoo tycoon

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

ye

Jayden James
Jayden James

Would it not rot off at that point?

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

Is it like zoo tycoon

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

nah apparently its mostly just dead cells, should have seen the state of it was like mozzarella solded to his bell

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

this is what it was like the first time I pulled my foreskin back desu

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

na

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

Is it like zoo tycoon

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

Remember that right-wing stain who got the shit kicked out of him by some old Muslim guy after he tried to shoot up a Mosque? This is him in court claiming his attempted terrorism was "self defense."

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Jack Harris
Jack Harris

Interesting read

Instead, various opponents of no-deal started taking actions quickly and predictably. From a Brexiteer standpoint, all the right people were furious. There were street protests, inflated rhetoric about a “coup”, angry MPs on television and no fewer than three separate court cases brought (had they been right, surely one would have been enough). But in fact, the prorogation made little practical difference. Parliament was able to push through legislation that prevented a no deal Brexit and then declined to have an election – some coup! But the result was that all the people desperate to stop Brexit voluntarily went on 24-hour news channels for a week in order to broadcast that fact. Under observation, Labour’s Schrodinger’s Cat-like Brexit position is now close to collapsing into a solid Remain position.

Johnson will be denied an October election, though. Faced with being required by law to request an extension from Brussels, it is more likely that he would resign as Prime Minister. Were he to do so, it would make sense to wait until after the party conference season. There’s no reason to take the risk (no matter how slender) of allowing Jeremy Corbyn to hold a conference in the position of acting Prime Minister. He would also have the chance of holding his Queen’s Speech on the 14th October. Were he to resign as PM shortly afterwards, just prior to the EU Council on the 17th October, that would leave just a few days for an acting government (of national disunity) to be formed and to seek an extension from the EU. Opponents in a hurry are more likely to make a mistake. For example, in extremis, it might turn out that Jo Swinson is prepared to back Jeremy Corbyn as a caretaker PM despite her protests otherwise. How will that play in Tory/Lib Dem marginals?

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

Can’t stand limp wrist zoomer gamer faggots that think 1488 is an ironic joke
go back to your twitch and discord little boy

Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

This has been me for about 15 years now

Lucas Foster
Lucas Foster

Remember that right-wing stain who got the shit kicked out of him by some old Muslim guy after he tried to shoot up a Mosque? This is him in court claiming his attempted terrorism was "self defense."

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Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

Absolutely mental how much my little nephew reminds me of a younger me

I hope he'll be alright, he's doing well at school (something I never did lol)

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

Is it like zoo tycoon?

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

Is he yours?

Aiden Watson
Aiden Watson

Aesthetic jawline

Hunter Lee
Hunter Lee

online i mean
inb4 some paranoid tard gets mad at me in person

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

Im not exaggerating he's literally like a younger me, it's so bizarre.
I just wish I had the same opportunities he did

Elijah Clark
Elijah Clark

Wish I was high IQ and high class and got into Oxford or Cambridge
Sadly I'm middle IQ and middle class

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

Just woke up, what’s the gossip

Aaron King
Aaron King

ye

Ian Jenkins
Ian Jenkins

We were just talking shit about you

Daniel King
Daniel King

doesnt answer my question, did you shag your sister?

Dominic Gray
Dominic Gray

decent feet 2bh

James Wood
James Wood

Kill yourself antifa subhuman

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

what the FUCK
why have I never seen this before?

youtube.com/watch?v=bzni5Pr1puA

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

Do you not know what a nephew is, you dumb cunt?

Matthew Sanchez
Matthew Sanchez

It is the son of one of your siblings, so answer my fucking question: DID YOU SHAG YOUR SISTER AND PASS THE KID OFF AS YOUR SISTER'S HUSBAND'S KID

Henry Cox
Henry Cox

that thing is biologically female so it has female feet

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Isaac Russell
Isaac Russell

Yes you're going out the same way you came in
Don't matter who you know or where you've been
Makes no difference who you are
Skid Row Joe or superstar
You're going out the same way you came in

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

How would he be my nephew then you stupid cunt

Luke Foster
Luke Foster

Are you a Messi fanboi, or a Ronaldo fanboi?

Adam Brown
Adam Brown

So then I said that’s no nazi, that’s schizo

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

And they were roommates

Leo Nelson
Leo Nelson

You can agree with both though. Bet there are plenty of people who just want to see any kind of progress, either GE or a no deal.

Ryan Nelson
Ryan Nelson

Mark Noble fanboy

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

Alri lad, so you shagged your sister and convinced her husband that the kid is his. Devilish of you, won't be praying for your soul this Sunday.

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

Go to south american countries

Kayden Peterson
Kayden Peterson

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Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris

I’m a Kieran Tierney fanboi

Colton Ortiz
Colton Ortiz

zero caps for England

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

50s america was kino

Zachary Mitchell
Zachary Mitchell

Does anything spooky every happen in the U.K?
Like spooky forests that people go missing in spooky disappearances under bizarre circumstances that cant exactly be explained and the like.

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Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

I take it seriously i can assure you

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

Kinda like them both tbf. Don't care for all the /sp/ autism bollocks about having to pick one. I'll miss them when they retire.

Jeremiah Harris
Jeremiah Harris

Worthless England managers robbed him, best player England never had

Easton Smith
Easton Smith

20s America was better

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

It's absurd how any kind of success in this country is predicated on you going to one of two impossibly selective universities.
I had a friend when I was in secondary who went to Cambridge, there was another girl from my school after I left who went to Oxford and made the local papers about it. With respect to both of them neither seemed unusually bright or anything, at least not to me, but they're both set for life, there's nothing you can possibly do to muck your life up after that. It's silly.

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

Mid century America in general was kino

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

If you call him a virgin Diego disappears

Jeremiah Howard
Jeremiah Howard

Urrghghgh so hungry aaaah

Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

Eat this
*unzips dick*

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

at the barbers today
they asked me if they wanted them to try and conceal my bald spot

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Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

didn't ask

Josiah Gray
Josiah Gray

Lol

Mason White
Mason White

Always cringe when a yank uses a brit gimmick

Blake James
Blake James

don't care

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

I want to sniff Emma Watson’s bottom.

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Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

have two of the best english midfielders ever
even our worthless managers weren't stupid enough to drop one for mark noble

David Butler
David Butler

He could played in a midfield 3 with Lampard and Carrick

Matthew Stewart
Matthew Stewart

When a bird gets you proper stirred and you empty it in her fanny

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

2 and a half hours of toil left, God grant me the strength to pretend to be normal

Jaxson Baker
Jaxson Baker

Empty what?

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

Never experienced this

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

How do you lads usually dress your sandwiches?

Logan Brown
Logan Brown

The dishwasher

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

Underwear first.

Brayden King
Brayden King

Guess the band

You're allowed one clue.
They're a 5 piece English rock band

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Henry Russell
Henry Russell

Me
My balls
You
Your purse

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

The Shenanigans

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

with a top hat and a cane

Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

This is why they say yank hours are dire

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

Juan and the Cartels

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

Just watched a man slap his cock and balls about then shit into his and and smear it on his face.
Hope he's alri in the head.

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

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Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

Is it snow patrol?

James White
James White

No
No but I see what you did there (it wasn't very funny cause they're English)

Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

London experience innit

Jason Campbell
Jason Campbell

No, think older, they had songs bigger than Snow Patrols

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

I remember trying a 3 like that with scott parker, he was decent enough but it just didn't work. fuck knows, just infuriating that the golden generation didn't win anything all because we couldn't fix the midfield.

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

Give it a rest champ

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

trying to think of a joke about Bolton wanderers nearly being kicked out the football league and John Bolton being fired

Eli Young
Eli Young

Who are you talking to

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

Based

Isaiah Diaz
Isaiah Diaz

The band begins with a R

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

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Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

anyone got zoes bars?

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

The Rockers

Charles Clark
Charles Clark

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Ethan Ross
Ethan Ross

radiohead
razor light

Christopher Harris
Christopher Harris

give us a rockbusters clue

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

The Rory Stewart Tribute Band

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

cya later virgos (have a method)

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

WE have a winner
The answer was. Radiohead!

Jordan Kelly
Jordan Kelly

canadian cuisine? BIG fan

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Carter Bell
Carter Bell

Do more crypt clues but Karl pilkington style

William Kelly
William Kelly

2 years since Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet

Ethan Perez
Ethan Perez

Thinking of going to Prague de lads
Do you reckon I could get by on English

Jack Jenkins
Jack Jenkins

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Ayden Bailey
Ayden Bailey

You know the Czechs have a general right

William Smith
William Smith

alright, there's this lad walking about and that with music coming out his ears. what's up with that?

Zachary Martin
Zachary Martin

Noted.

These were an energetic trio who were influenced by The Who in the 70s and 80s.

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Jose Richardson
Jose Richardson

So fucking sick of this Haskell book

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

The Jam?

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

there's lots of muslims there
they will shag your arse and then kill you for being a poof

Josiah Phillips
Josiah Phillips

Like a General PM?

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

Got it in one go before I got a chance to try my Karl Pilkington schtick

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

London, GB
Is (((GB))) a slang for gibberish?

Hunter Lee
Hunter Lee

T poof

Isaac Lopez
Isaac Lopez

stands for Greek Bastard

John Adams
John Adams

Energetic trio for that era can only be them. Would say other bands influenced them more than The Who though

Colton Cox
Colton Cox

What has Greece ever done for modern music? Lol

Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

you lads played the Fifa 20 demo?

Josiah Foster
Josiah Foster

This festival is full of vermin
Starts with the letter B

John Jenkins
John Jenkins

I was going to go for mod culture so put the who but yes you're right

Kayden Kelly
Kayden Kelly

Jack Dorsey has got to be the loneliest guy in silicon valley

Christopher Parker
Christopher Parker

Yeah unfortunately, they turn some whole areas to their own communities, where they rape their children and force their 9 year old wives to wear the burqa

Ryder Rodriguez
Ryder Rodriguez

Boomtown? full of cringe little gang gimps

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

Lol

Isaac Cox
Isaac Cox

I'd do another one but I think I'll save it for tomorrow after work

Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

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Daniel James
Daniel James

Yeah boomtown rats

Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

Could have sworn thats my joke

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

youtube.com/watch?v=ceUcXNTx63M

Disaperance of martin Allen
Allen's brother Jeffrey alleged that in the early stages of the police investigation the detective responsible for the original 1979 investigation had told the Allen family that there were “high-up people involved” and that they should stop talking and “not take it further because someone will get hurt”.

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Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

I bought borderlands 3

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

just watched the joker (2019)

Ethan Gray
Ethan Gray

What I wouldn’t give to smell Emma Watson’s farts.

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Blake Lee
Blake Lee

I rode with Robert E. Lee
For three years there about
Got wounded in four places
And I starved at Point Lookout
I caught the rheumatism
Campin' in the snow
But I killed a chance of Yankees
And I'd like to kill some more

Andrew Powell
Andrew Powell

Did it live up to the hype?

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

Yeah I am so glad that greece didn't provide or didn't make any effort for your (((modern music))), do you call a "music"? It's fucking cancer waves m8

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

why
it looks terrible

Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

yeah it was good

John Allen
John Allen

300,000 Yankees is stiff in Southern dust
We got 300,000 before they conquered us
They died of Souther fever and Southern steel and shot
I wish there were 3,000,000 instead of what we got

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

I enjoyed the first 2 so I'm probably going to like the 3rd
Cant wait to see it

Owen Wright
Owen Wright

Tell me why I don't like Monnnnnnndayssss TELL ME WHY!

Josiah Howard
Josiah Howard

based because boycotts are cringe
game looks pretty shit though

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

Feel like I'm in a prison sometimes

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

Why?

Joseph Richardson
Joseph Richardson

Living in this country is a lot like living in a prison

Brandon Sanchez
Brandon Sanchez

cheer up

Isaiah Flores
Isaiah Flores

Yeah society is like that

Michael Foster
Michael Foster

I’m a film streamer on a very small stream site, people depend on me for kino. But I will never be able to tell irl people about my secret life

Oliver Ortiz
Oliver Ortiz

Just like my boi

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Sebastian Jackson
Sebastian Jackson

aside from healthcare the US is objectively better than the UK

Jack King
Jack King

I'm not talking about healthcare you fucking mong

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

damn... we really live in a society

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

I'd rather live here to be honest lad. Unless I was a really rich middle class american then yeah why not

Leo Baker
Leo Baker

Are you watching lots of news media

Alexander Davis
Alexander Davis

wish i had a cool double life like you

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

that's why I said aside from you tard. no reason to be miserable

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

I’m the James Bond of the internet

Aaron Murphy
Aaron Murphy

Living in this country is a lot like living in a prison
usa
prison

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Joshua King
Joshua King

But it is odd in all seriousness how what you do on the internet you never discuss with the people you meet in real life

Isaac Reed
Isaac Reed

Double-breasted suits look like shit. The fit is awful.
What's the point of them?

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Zachary Scott
Zachary Scott

Spent the day in bed
Very happy I did, yes
I spent the day in bed
As the workers stay enslaved
I spent the day in bed

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Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

Not really
I watch sports if that counts
My dad watches alot of it though

Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

probably messi. find him a lot more fun to watch.
ronaldo was fun in his man u days, but what made him great to watch has been lost and replaced by a ruthless tap-in merchant because he's interested in farming goals and being obsessed with records.

Ryder Ramirez
Ryder Ramirez

You don't call your dad an oldfag and your mom a moralfag?

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

The fit is fine if you get a decent tailor. JRM's looks like they're off the rack, despite being bespoke, he's just a fool

Josiah Jackson
Josiah Jackson

How long does it take you lads to blow your load?

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

International students will be allowed to stay in the UK for two years after graduation to find a job, under new proposals announced by the Home Office.
The move reverses a decision made in 2012 by then-Home Secretary Theresa May that forced overseas students to leave four months after finishing a degree.
Prime Minister Boris Johnson said the change would see students "unlock their potential" and begin careers in the UK.
But campaign group Migration Watch called it a "retrograde" step.

Logan Gutierrez
Logan Gutierrez

lol no it isn't

Dominic Anderson
Dominic Anderson

Used to be able to cum in under a minute. Now I suppose if I was to focus on it it’ll be about 5mins but it depends on the porn

Julian Stewart
Julian Stewart

10 min of continuous stroking. I can usually go for like 30 min during sex without a problem. I have a hard time ejaculated because I'm on ssris but when I do it's a big load

Jace Howard
Jace Howard

He's right
US has better salaries and cheaper cost of living

Lucas Mitchell
Lucas Mitchell

Regardless of my point of view, I wanna know what do you guys see and had preserved outta the situation in the middle east, and if you're like the loyal king of your great empire of the earth, what would you do and what would you like to do as side from the middle east situation? Write down your thoughts as like you're shitposting on a big sheet of paper

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

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Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

Well both the US and Prison have a disproportionate amount of blacks

Landon Brown
Landon Brown

oh it's 11/9

Jacob Ortiz
Jacob Ortiz

How time flies. Remember that day vividly.

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

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Ethan Long
Ethan Long

Legend has it after reading this Tim Byrne lost his mind

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

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Connor Taylor
Connor Taylor

i've been to the states. it's nothing like you weirdos think it is. i wouldn't even rate it above countries in the med.

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

Lmfao

Jace Price
Jace Price

It's an old fashioned fit, for JRM no doubt deliberate. The guy still wears top-hats.

Thomas Cox
Thomas Cox

Think I'm growing out of videogames

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

Were these the nignogs of the ME world?

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

Which state(s)?

James Gutierrez
James Gutierrez

last /brit/ meetup went great

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Bentley Powell
Bentley Powell

Have you took the paradox pill?

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

wh*te boys are so uncreative

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

the what

Luis Wilson
Luis Wilson

nobody in that photo is white

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

Your Victoria II’s, your Europa Universalis IV’s, your Hearts of Iron’s

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

played vicky 2 and EU4 and found them kinda boring

Bentley Flores
Bentley Flores

The nignogs were clearly the krogan
Volus were Jews
Turians were ancient Rome/Greece
Quarians were gypsies
Batarians were middle eastern
Salarians were east asian
Asari were ancient egypt

John Long
John Long

NEEEWWWWWWWWW

Joseph King
Joseph King

so have I and literally lost count how many times. wouldn't want to live in any major city but town residental area life seems comfy

Juan Thompson
Juan Thompson

desuarchive.org/int/thread/111121635/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/111121635/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/111121635/
new

Colton Walker
Colton Walker

Krogan were Eastern Euros.

Caleb Nguyen
Caleb Nguyen

Those were the drell

Aaron Garcia
Aaron Garcia

Fuck off. Drell were Scandis.

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