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feel like a total loser

spaseeba

DID SOMEBODY SAY JUSTEAT?!

Did she just shake her Tic Tacs at me?

and who
are you

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People I respect: women

Total lies I just told: the above

Very witty post

Woops, didn't mean to reply to you

bloody inflation, now rorke can't afford pot noodles on his giro budget, so he has to settle for the aldi knockoff

ooh lads

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Arabella is a better War Pigs.
@ me.

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LOVE buying expensive things off ebay then doing a paypal chargeback ahhaha xx

the man do the 8th
woah epic man

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dave seething because he's a billy no mates gimp lmao

t. always put in goals because is a fat useless cunt

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doesn't that fuck up your credit rating?

Just went down on the missus, now my dinner tastes like tuna melt.

Reckon I get the cheapest and strongest coke in /brit/
Dublin is truly a marvellous city

Mfw I realized referendum was in 2016

>realized
out

You risk a heart attack with every line

FYI :- we are still in the EU

just had a walk down the asda

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texted toilberg an hour into toil during the week that I wouldn't be in cause I was too busy laughing at memritv stills in bed on my phone and he was completely understanding

fellated a nigger

Bro literally everyone does coke on the weekends

sucking down a cocktail of freshly squeezed nigger and golf balls

maximum comfy. quite frankly based (the original definition)

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don't do coke because I have no friends or acquaintances from which to acquire said hypothetical coke nor do I know any dealers for same

well I do, but cba still though

it's a curtain?!

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whaaaaaat

uhm...thats not how planes work...

cgi mate

>literally just a brick cube
muslims are fucking weird

how could you hear a jet flying low above you and not look up

Cock is insidious

>tiny little plane
>blows up entire building
heh, you really expect me to believe this?

maybe a lot of commotion in the street already as one of the towers is on fire.

need 2 massive planes full of jet fuel to crash into and melt my bollocks

Jet fuel can't melt bollocks

a gentle breeze would probably melt mine 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=lgdR1y2uevQ

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bollocks? more like bull cocks.

youtube.com/watch?v=sMmTkKz60W8

*holds up my lighter*

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZaQB5FVLABM

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The Irish?
No thanks.

when did 190 move to ireland

youtube.com/watch?v=IaSuMC-GUv0

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they're called Russian cause anytime you see one coming you find your RUSSIAN in the other direction
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>Southern Irish comedy

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doing a...

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heading over to the gfs soon. shes cooking me a slap up tea then we're gona have a few drinks and shag.

Sucking the most forbidden of objects

man when I highlight that mp4 it crashes my chrome page

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didnt ask

How's she planning to consent after drinking?

youtube.com/watch?v=LIh5dUOz824

Like to listen to Christy moore, the dubliners and some gerry cinnamon before going out on the lash to get me pumped up

*nasally voice*
well actually their official name is just Ireland not Republic of Ireland

signed contract prior to the booze

>Hey George, you're working on finishing asoiaf right?

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do you rememba

big fight with the tulpa and she's banished me to the backrooms lads :(

going to get a haircut

Listen to Deniro laugh here, I love it
youtu.be/Ln9yywA5Cjs

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NEED a nubian kween gf

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Why is Tom Scott so annoying?

how am I supposed to shave my butthole what the fuck

unironically considering asking mum for a favour

YES

Literally what every European powers thought for the last 2000 years

Some hair removal place will over male hair removal, start googling

what the fuck was her problem

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Did nobody else get bantered for not being able to cum yet in school? We all started talking about cum all of a sudden when we were in 3rd year and people would ask can you cum? and youd lie and say yes

sharted

This post gave me anxiety

no but i remember lying to my mates that i also experienced wet dreams at night like they do, but never did and still havent to this day lol

impulse bought a pack of 'crisps' that were 'tequila sunrise'-flavoured (with mexican-themed art design on the bag suggesting they'd be some kind of spicy chili-type thing) while paying for petrol that only AFTER eating I realised were vegan and made with soy or some shit and have been questioning my status as a man all day ever since

they were pretty peng in fairness, and would probably get again only for the fact that they only seem to be available in this ONE specific petrol station that I don't pass by on the regular that randomly seems to specialise in weird crisps literally no-one else anywhere stocks

You couldn't cum in the 3rd grade? Ummm angloids?

Kid in school asked if I knew what an orgasm was and I said no because I thought he said organism, but no one believed me when I said I misheard him

told fellow classmates of my wet dreams and they made fun of me.

9/11 makes me cum

yeah but I'd use milk to make them think i could cum loads

Infuriating, I once asked a kid showing me pics of his airsoft gun if it was an rpg7 as a joke, and he went round telling everyone i thought thats what an rpg looks like

incredible what kids slag eachother off about

Who /NOW TV Sky Sports Month Pass/ here?

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No no no I'm honestly baffled, you could not ejaculate in the 3rd grade?