impulse bought a pack of 'crisps' that were 'tequila sunrise'-flavoured (with mexican-themed art design on the bag suggesting they'd be some kind of spicy chili-type thing) while paying for petrol that only AFTER eating I realised were vegan and made with soy or some shit and have been questioning my status as a man all day ever since
they were pretty peng in fairness, and would probably get again only for the fact that they only seem to be available in this ONE specific petrol station that I don't pass by on the regular that randomly seems to specialise in weird crisps literally no-one else anywhere stocks
Brandon Reyes
You couldn't cum in the 3rd grade? Ummm angloids?
Jace Robinson
Kid in school asked if I knew what an orgasm was and I said no because I thought he said organism, but no one believed me when I said I misheard him
Luis Evans
told fellow classmates of my wet dreams and they made fun of me.
Matthew Thomas
9/11 makes me cum
Jace Watson
yeah but I'd use milk to make them think i could cum loads
Isaiah Nelson
Infuriating, I once asked a kid showing me pics of his airsoft gun if it was an rpg7 as a joke, and he went round telling everyone i thought thats what an rpg looks like
