/smg/ - Stock Market General

CRAAWWWLING IN MY SKIN edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous Edition

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First for being beat in making the thread.

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FUCK THIS MARKET AND FUCK THE JEWS WHO CONTROL IT

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Black friday tomorrow

This pump was fake and gay.

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I can’t stop laughing

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I, for once, welcome our Bear Overlords

>finally deposit 1k more into my account
>buy 50/50 UDOW and SPYD
>market crashes
rip

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He hasn't sold yet, make him hurt more.

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mfw i was joking to my friend last night about exiting all crypto and yolo'ing it on puts on literally any stock.

mfw it would've made more money than my entire time in crypto if I actually did it.