/smg/ - Stock Market General

CRAAWWWLING IN MY SKIN edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous Edition

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First for being beat in making the thread.

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FUCK THIS MARKET AND FUCK THE JEWS WHO CONTROL IT

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Black friday tomorrow

This pump was fake and gay.

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I can’t stop laughing

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I, for once, welcome our Bear Overlords

>finally deposit 1k more into my account
>buy 50/50 UDOW and SPYD
>market crashes
rip

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He hasn't sold yet, make him hurt more.

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mfw i was joking to my friend last night about exiting all crypto and yolo'ing it on puts on literally any stock.

mfw it would've made more money than my entire time in crypto if I actually did it.

DIE NASDAQ DIE

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I want to build a div portfolio with about $4000 once all this bullshit calms down

1. If I'm going for divs, should I just heavily invest in one company for max divs?

2. If no, I'm looking into investing into DUK and T. I want to get a third company in there so I can have 3 high yield stocks in three different sectors for hedging. What is a good third company with high div yields that isn't expensive?

Looks like we're dumping into the close again, tommorow is a very important day to trade and I'll finally have a day off work to do it.

fuck you boomerbag-holding traitors. you could have bought and held bitcoin to stick it to the kikes who stick it to you, but nooo you just had to get tricked by that trendy robinhood app.

>implying that wasn't designed to pump bags at the end of an 8 year QE-driven bacchanal.

ITS ALL FUCKING RIGGED

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>t-thanks for the cheapies!!!

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>once all this bullshit calms down
this is the end of the world frend

I'm a bull at heart but I love when bears come out of hibernation

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ok what rock stock grug buy for maximum pebble return

>"t-thanks for selling me your c-cheapies, w-weak hands!"

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Is it true that growth stocks and FANG are going down and everyone is moving on to commodities and value stocks?

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Shouldn't RKG be rolling in monies right now? I thought (gender pronoun) was into T/A, the short was called on monday.

Stupid market, crash harder!

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My Chinese shit is mysteriously green despite this bloodbath, I mean I'll take it.

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Who here /gold/

DEAD. CAT. BOUNCE.

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$10k deployed, $90k cash remaining

50oz silver here, thinking of buying more

embarrasing

the whole world is laughing at this circus called trumps america

To (((her))) credit her initial short was spot on, but she was operating under the pretense that SPY only moved by a percent or so either way in a day, so once she hit her short target she went long... on margin.

Lol, I made a pile today.

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Im going to the store to get ramen and hot dogs. You guys want anything?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 0%, no activity again today. I was too busy at work to really monitor the situation closely enough to try the scalp I wanted to do. Oh well.

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I warned you goys. Dont even think about buying until watching what spy does at 2700

I don't know the exact %, i refuse to check but bretty red
lean pockets and some ale would be wonderful

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Prove me wrong. You cant

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Nasdaq drops 700+ points tomorrow

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down around $15k today

Surprisingly well, not enough to cover losses yesterday, but almost every position was green today.
>chink memes recovered somewhat
>GALT ended 5% higher
>LB doing God's work
only slightly down on INTC, but overall not too bad.

Nikkei is going to the fucking ground today, you are warned

>I don't know the exact %, i refuse to check but bretty red
Handle your emotions.

>I warned you goys.
these posts are my favorite

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Up 30%

still hodling on to my actual stocks like buffet-sama, but the puts have kept me green.

No isolated high in any of the main three equities. Therefore, you're wrong.

>handle your emotions
wat? I feel good today desu, I ran a 5k today and talked to a qt girl

this ;_;
never in wildest bear dreams did think would see 3% drop in one day

losing money am painful but what was even worse realizing how much insane amounts of money could have made if just held shorts or went full margin in on shorts T_T

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>be first time investor
>save money for 6 months
>try to make responsible decision
>invest it all in "safe" mutual fund 2 weeks ago.
>lose 7% in 2 weeks
I literally cant win

>talked to a qt girl
did you tell her about your bamboo stick?

it's only a loss if you sell at a loss

Sad!

Heres a (you) to cheer you up.

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BRK down 3.72% today, just fuck my ass famalam

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it's a mutual fund bro you aren't supposed to look at it for another 2-5 years....

I’m still not satisfied with current state of market. I’ll be happy if we drop like 2% tomorrow

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riperoni, just don't off yourself
No we talked about what books we are reading rn
IT NEVER ENDS

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you faggots need thicker skins
my 90% losses in crypto laugh at your puny 3-4%

>went full margin in on shorts
Ahhhh, good to see you've learned absolutely nothing.

yeah but this is real money not fake money

>made 500 off calls by holding

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>people losing a mere 2 or 3% a day freaking out
lol

if u lose money today
jus remembr everbody make mistake

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Okay that's cool and all, but what's the bottom? If it's another 2%, I'll manage. If it goes full 2008, I'm fucked. TELL ME Jow Forums

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>USD
>not fake money

what should i do with the 350k i've got sitting in cash

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>90% losses
user I...

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On the plus side I bought a put today and doubled my money maybe
Put cost me $1, put cost $2 now

Now that I'm free tomorrow morning, I'm going to try catching the falling AMZN knife for a quick day trade

But im officially back to 2017 levels, so that's a bummer

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>Buying rocks for pebble returns
>Not shorting pebbles to get boulder returns
Grug is disappoint.

friendly reminder that actual support is at 2500 on the LT trend, if that breaks and 6-12 EMAs cross on the monthly it's time to load on bonds for a while and let it rip.

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So what should I invest in now so that when im 50 in 25 years I have at least a couple hundred grand?

One of my friends was saying weed since it is inevitable that it will be legalized in the near future in America.

Nobody know, just have your cash ready and wait. This correction is an excellent opportunity.

What's going to happen when the banks say, we don't have any money tomorrow?

what good is boulder if grug can not even lift boulder

What should we get ready to buy when the red fills the streets?

weed is overvalued and filled with too many high debt companies and overall production is far more than canada and NA consumes

if you really wanna invest in weed find someone who knows their shit to start a farm when it first legalizes in a state

>Grug not know shaman going to artificially inflate boulder market with plan to please skygrug in 3 moons.
Its like grug no want 2 caves.

Unironically, tech. Yes it is horrendously overpriced now, but the correction will help with that. Just pick your favourite and keep an eye on it.

Support at 2600 will be the next major test (Feb lows), but we are still a ways off it yet so I'm expecting at least another red day tomorrow.

I'm finally going to buy. gonna be so pissed if today was the literal bottom because it would mean I missed the entire thing. that seems highly unlikely though. what do you think?

Crash will be cancelled once the trend followers are out of the market

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up 3.5%
had a good day and a mediocre end of day

This pump and dump shitcoin is still up since nearly any point in time you choose to look at.

~10% or 2k up as compared to a year ago.

~250% or 18k up as compared to 2009 even though none of the problems in the system has been solved.

Never try to buy absolutely the top or try to sell absolutely the bottom, its a good way to get burned, use hourly and 4 hour candles to really look for reversals first to know what direction to daytrade. Right now we have no bull reversal yet.

legendary digits confirm

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>what's the bottom
0

I'll be buying a Lambo, maybe i'll get a good deal on it from some large spec who needs to cover his margin call.

all in otm sqqq calls

I don't think this is it though, I like the yield curve indicator and it's still way off inversion.

im not trying to get the absolute bottom. gonna make a large buy if the market goes any lower than it is now. my question was will it go lower than today's close?

Heed my words, goyim, the plunge resumes tomorrow. Did you think Donald could disparage me on Twitter without repercussions? I've double checked with my friends, and i assure you, there will be no solace for you.

Enjoy the precious time you have left, goyim.

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i'd go long Nov 5th,

There are "investors" in this threat rn that dont even have the patience to hold for a few weeks.

What do you call this chart pattern?

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missing pump and dumps

how long will this correction last

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>the absolute state of Jow Forums

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Its very possible that crypto did not fall with the stock market but rather is just continuing on its bear trend downwards.

>waiting to sell until it's too late

Hold my bags for me will ya boy...

good luck on the ban

notknowinghowtosetpricetargets.exe

>AMD is green today
lmao bogs have a sense of humor

>margin
>ever
>for any reason

why

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