/smg/ - Sweating Market General

compounding interest is the same as a ponzi scheme edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, Pendulum is the king of cope, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previously on S M G:

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first before you even posted it in the other thread

sorry no
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you were 45 seconds slower

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Fuck you Bono you piece of shit

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hi guy's I've got a great investment where you can double your money in a year. Just give me the money and never take it out. I call it the Fonzi Dream. Any questions?

I stand corrected. But see, I'm Bono, so it doesn't matter what reality is. I create my own reality.

sounds good, can I help you manage it? I have loose morals and am pretty good at making shit up.

Does it involve the manufacture and sale of retro themed jukeboxes?

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Imagine being a bear and shorting the bottom. Fucking LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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me too! im autistically good at math, and since im fucking sober now i need something new to dive into to occupy my time

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