compounding interest is the same as a ponzi scheme edition
>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, Pendulum is the king of cope, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
hi guy's I've got a great investment where you can double your money in a year. Just give me the money and never take it out. I call it the Fonzi Dream. Any questions?
Jaxon Morales
I stand corrected. But see, I'm Bono, so it doesn't matter what reality is. I create my own reality.
James Sanchez
sounds good, can I help you manage it? I have loose morals and am pretty good at making shit up.
Elijah Adams
Does it involve the manufacture and sale of retro themed jukeboxes?
sure just give me you're initial 1k investment to become a "pioneer" and all you need to do is get 10 more people to sign up. You need to get me their 1k investments but anything over that you get to keep.
Evan Collins
Hmm, too risky for me. How about I pay you 6% of my income for 40 years, then you pay me $900/mo till I die. We could call it "fuck the next generation"
I didn't do anything special. Just bought AMD stock and calls this morning at open. I don't know what I will get until market open on Monday. If I sold it now a little up $6,000.
Chase Wilson
yeah I see it on the line chart. Thats a Golden bull. Fed or stimuli organization will begin shorting again down to 12 and we'll go ultra bull
Just hope it was the small specs selling the cheapies. New years tuesday COt closed
Jason Scott
>Just hope it was the small specs selling the cheapies. New years tuesday COt closed this is that sneaky shit im kinda worried about but still, if were goin down for good in the immediate future, you would think they would prop it back up again to give themselves better short entries.
thats what i would do at least
Jack White
boomers and small specs are no where near capitulation
bring back 2017, when seeing VIX at 15 made you shit your pants. We all had big ass boners over the thought of tax cuts, and I was convinced I was going to raise a family with a liberal who was addicted to heroin.
Levi Myers
>prop it back up again to give themselves better short entries. there were ALOT of people prepared for shorting this time around
BTFD turned into STFP at record speed every attempt at propping was heavily dumped on
imo bears have been fed for now, they not gonna come back in force until 270
naw that shit was boring desu im glad shits hitting the fan
yea its bounce time rn desu
Xavier Lee
thats not how it works tho inversion means a ton of big bond kikes left for a reason their timeframes are longer than the people who bought them back up
2017 was the best buy every single little dip and it would gap up the next night every time... I lost all those profits in february though lol
Ryan Price
Fed is so powerful what the fuck
Isaac Smith
No no no, I know the exact reason. I obtained all the knowledge of bonds in a sudden epiphany
The reason for the inversions (short term treas) as of late is because of the uncertainty in Powells rate hikes for this year specifically, afte it was more certain today they corrected back, it wasnt an alarm signal
William Morgan
this. 3k spy then back down :D
Jeremiah Russell
Apple unironically will be 125 end of month.
Cooper Hernandez
How many other/smug/ bears closed their puts yesterday?
Dylan Martinez
how many contracts is that?
Nicholas Ramirez
Honestly, despite my 2018 losses, maybe 7%, my will to resist the fomo of missing those crypto gains when it was at like 10k gives me strength. No disrespect to those who bought in. I was almost there but fear kept me safe for once.
Jayden Mitchell
I purposely do longer term puts so theres less swing.
Ethan White
>>jogged for two miles on treadmill while curling two 25lb dumbbells >>box squats until i couldnt even lift the bar >>ran another mile at max incline >>just finished doing pushups until I puked all of my yummy pizza dinner >>can barely move now, fell twice going up the stairs >>all of my money is in stocks, so no cash to "go out" >>too tired to read or videogame, to wired to sleep >>still over 48 hours until market opens
wtf do you people do on the weekends without drugs?
yeah I was surprised to learn the Fed shorts the vix, and I believe they stopped under powell, but they could just do it again. It was Yellens policy or something. Thats why shorting the vix was free money until that horrible day
Jack Ortiz
this, since there's been the uncertainty regarding the rate at which yields will increase, nobody really wants to get locked into a long term commitment if they're able to get a better yield in a relatively short time frame or something. I mean we're looking at a vehicle that's used to moving at like 2 mph, the fact that the rate has increased so rapidly relative to the time frame these things take to mature, there's quite a bit of uncertainty, which is actually quite fascinating since it's literally a fixed vessel that shouldn't have any uncertainty to it what so ever.
Nicholas Rodriguez
15
Christian Martinez
yeah we sober now, some one tell us how to weekend
Sebastian Reyes
I'll let you know how NVAX goes for me.
Nathan Jones
>we sober now Speak for yourself broski haha
Nathaniel Hill
Wgaf. Nasdaq rose 4.26% without their star quarterback. They aint even in the top 3 anymore. Alphabet(google) amazon & Microsoft now. And still the 3rd largest tech rise in nasdaq history.
Zachary Peterson
sweet. ill let you guys know how sgyp and galt go. might pick up lci, too. you guys better not be fucking me with these, but then again im only putting like $50 into each
John Nelson
datas for losers and computers me have finger on the pulse of boomer small specs
Honestly you gotta do your own research. Then decide if the risk is worth it. But personally I'm betting on AMRN. All the signs are pointing at one thing: Mega Profits. The even better part is that Profit can come in two ways: 1. Drug Sales 2. Buyout.
Either way, your gonna be making a killing. The only thing holding it back is the FDA. Once they green light it; wham, the stock will skyrocket, buyout offers will be floated, the Mega Profit Train will leave the station and anyone not onboard will get ran over.
Jeremiah Green
Yes please
Life is suffering, and sleep is never long enough
Fuck you
>Crypto >Trading Na, it's just buy after dump, sell after random pump No thought required, just constantly watching a screen
Also Robinhood is too shit for actual crypto trading
What was nvaxs deal today? You basically promised me a lambo and a 20 year old thot gf last night I’m going to come to your house and fuck you I sold my GE today and nuts deep nvax
Nathaniel Walker
>FED shorts VIX this is the unironic final redpill when you realize the full extent with which the FED controls the market
Luke James
Dam bro, you should smoke one and chill. You seem angry for no reason.
Kayden Roberts
Completely trash business, just like LCI
Jonathan Thomas
Honestly you gotta do your own research. Then decide if the risk is worth it. But personally I'm betting on GPRO. All the signs are pointing at one thing: Mega Profits. The even better part is that Profit can come in two ways: 1. Camera Sales 2. Buyout.
Either way, your gonna be making a killing. The only thing holding it back is the Bear Market. Once its over; wham, the stock will skyrocket, buyout offers will be floated, the Mega Profit Train will leave the station and anyone not onboard will get ran over.
>he still thinks bull markets will exist in 2019 Laugh at this kid
David Long
assuming they last that long I agree
Jace Kelly
>>Dam bro, you should smoke one and chill. You seem angry for no reason. supplier is gone, my stash ran out this morning
so i couldnt even if i wanted to (and i do)
school starts back up in two weeks, so i have a good 10 days to do absolutely nothing (and no money to do it with), besides trying to trade 5 days a week
Gopro sucks lolol I heard Deans food is partnering with google glass
Jaxson Mitchell
You know, you might be able to see $8 GPRO by next Christmas.
Ryder King
Welp, sounds pretty gay. Good luck with your faggot shit, hope it goes well.
Mason James
>I sold my GE today Sold his GE at the bottom. KEK
I said the price would probably be suppressed and have issues going up. I would still hold onto it. Just look up all the news on market watch or any site that has stock news.
You know what, I'ma try that tomorrow. I have 2 hot dog rolls I was going to just wait until they grew mold and throw out since the sausage I buy comes in a pack of 6. Fuck it, I'll just drive around until I find some fucking water fowl and feed them.
Easton Wood
Google Glass no even exist on consumer level you super baka -_-;
am was being sarcastic >_> but that was surprisingly good reaction
maybe will start copypasting GPRO into shill pastas now
I need advice. I’m worried about my PUTS recovering next week. Do you think SPY has any chance of going back down to 246? Hell I’d take 248
Chase Sullivan
>GPRO, once valued at $70+ now at $4 >fundamentals haven't really changed during both times it was an action camera Who's getting in on this shit? Thanks for dem crib notes /smg/
Hunter Green
WHAT the FUCK /smg/?!
I thought you said there'd be cheapies. AAPL IS ALREADY GOING BACK UP. FUCKING NETFLIX WAS UP 10%!!
How is this an argument? It's a camera with high resolution, you can literally wear it all the time and literally make your life a movie.
Aaron Mitchell
When are taxes due ? Will my broker send me my trade history and loses and gains or must i calculate them all
Gavin Roberts
Barely anyone is "getting in" on gopro, it hit a level and people are buying in short term.
Christopher Johnson
jesus christ that was barely english
Ayden Wood
>It's a camera with high resolution, you can literally wear it all the time and literally make your life a movie. I went to the Taco Bell with mine on today and got weird looks. Jerked off with it on afterwards and plan on uploading to YouTube later.