ITT post best work stories

>have office job at fortune 500 company
>co-worker starts fucking another co-worker 10 years older than her
>gets pregnant
>his wife finds out and comes to the office to scream at them
>they both quit two months later
>office boring as fuck now

You da man.

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This is hot.

A L P H A

Unbelievably based

I miss working at a restaurant sometimes. The work and hours sucked but everyone was getting drunk and high and fucking each other all the time. So much more fun than white collar wagecucking

i'll take things that never happened for $1000, Alex

Things that never happened.

fucking chad

imagine being so far deepin your virginity that the mere idea of a woman initiating sex seems unfathomable to you