ITT post best work stories

Women initiating sex meens that she knows that you are beta and unable to initiate her. Stfu.

I worked at a supermarket, in produce as a stocker/assistant. 18 y/o just graduated hs the next town over, recently got injured and lost my athletic scholarship so I was in a bad spot and not giving a shit about anything.

Store was full of 15-17 year old high school girls working after school as cashiers or baggers.

I was pretty much the only guy around under 30. Yeah.

In hindsight I don't know if I can say the drama was worth being buried in teenage pussy (legal due to age-difference laws in my state), but it was a really fantastic 1 1/2 years. Women, especially young women, get really fucking weird and desperate when there is only one eligible man around.

Not what it means at all, dipshit. Just means she is a thirsty hoe and wants the D so bad she doesn't care about losing reputation to beg for it.

I've been molested and felt up in night clubs and bars before by drunk bitches. Sounds fun until you live it and realize its gross af unless you are also wasted.

Worked at microcenter on the border of a ghetto and rich town, so I have a lot of stories about cheap ass pajeets and ghetto people trying to scum us off.
>Trying to help someone who needs something for a contracting job
>Short fat pajeet proceeds to approach and say nothing but just stare with a vacant stare and literal drooling smile
>Keeps creeping closer to me breathing heavily
>Eventually customer just takes spool of cable and says "uh I think someone really wants your attention there"
>Turn around and immediately hit by the smell of shit and sweat
>Proceeds to speak in such a heavy accent I can't understand him
>Just say yes to whatever he said and he just waddles away and asks everyone in the store the same question

Other good one
>Random 90 year old lady comes in asking about a landline phone
>While showing her she tells me "oh I can't see anything cause I'm so blind even my glasses don't help, can you please bring me the information on this?"
>Try to explain that there are none anymore
>She now wants to look at cell phones and so I guide her over
>At this point she complains she can't see it and pulls out a literal magnifying glass out of her purse
>Still cant see it
>Says she's going to the food store and will come back and ask me then in 20 minutes
>Right after I'm done coworker asks if I wanna go to lunch together so I bail with him
>Apparently she came back and tried looking for me, but no one else working there knew what the fuck she was talking about and just said I was gone
>She gave me her phone number to call her to bring it over
Apparently she came back the next day when I was off, and there were all new people so she was stone walled and just told try some other time. She never came back

Also had a time when some Russian guy wanted me to install security cameras in his house and he would give me $20 and a haircut

lmfao. things ugly people say

One day I was wagecucking and mr shekelstein took a shit on my face!

BASED ALPHA MALE

Look at those legs go up and make a complete ass out of themselves.

>20-3
you done good user

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