If i kill myself

What could go wrong.

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Your coins will moon.

You blow your face off or turn yourself into a retarded vegetable

Quantum immortality
You're stuck in clown world faggot

i mean, being very careful about that

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You go through a horrible death-trip that feels like it lasts for years. Live a good life to have a good death-trip.

> live a good life
ok

You fail and end up a conscious invalid and some fat, ugly, lazy, and annoying nurse named Helga becomes your caretaker for your remaining days and tells you daily how her useless shit stain kids all made it in crypto after BTC bottoms and now they drive lambos and live in Mcmansions while she is stuck taking care of your sorry ass.

You will make your mother cry.

There's always a chance you fail and are left horribly disfigured or quadriplegic. Also think of your family user.

probably this

If you're gonna kill yourself, why not just do whatever the fuck you want instead?

I hate my mother. The only reason I haven’t offed myself is to spare my father the indignity.

you wont be able to go online and miss out on some cool shit

Religion is real and you spent eternity suffering even worse than this mortal coil
We're all betting men though, so take your chances if you must

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Carefull user you will gain an horrible season in Hades, then reincarnate again, same life without your coins

You go straight to hell

You could fail in the attempt and become a vegetable

It simply a mistake. You will pay for it on the other side. Trust me on that one, you WILL NOT be better off.

this is a nice plot twist

>Trust me on that one
why should i trust you?

It's an innate feeling combined with experiences that I had.

This is annoying, makes me think this fucking dimension was made up by a pervert.

Really, wtf of sicko can make you reincarnate again and again, without memory, to learn shitty lessons about whatsoever mistake you made in another life you don't remember of, and you can't even shoot yourself.
I really hate my life and life itself, sadness go off and on, but misery and disgust are increasing.
What am i supposed to learn? Fuck you!
My shitcoins are sinking like the fucking rest of my life, and i can't do other, because every fucking thing i do seems to have some fucking curse.

unironically this

i put a gun to my head 3 separate times and pulled the trigger, yet i'm still stuck here with you assholes. my universe has become one with a high level of improbability and chaos.

So there's no easy way out?

No, everything is made up of consciousness.
We're stuck here for eternity. Eternity is very scary.

It is all about perspective. A trip to an Ayahuasca retreat will give you a new perspective.

have sex?

did it help your coin trading?

well you may be in a country that is illegal, and if you dont die you may endup in jail the rest of you patetical life