probably this
If i kill myself
Ryan Flores
Kevin White
If you're gonna kill yourself, why not just do whatever the fuck you want instead?
Sebastian Long
I hate my mother. The only reason I haven’t offed myself is to spare my father the indignity.
Robert Wright
you wont be able to go online and miss out on some cool shit
Anthony Turner
Religion is real and you spent eternity suffering even worse than this mortal coil
We're all betting men though, so take your chances if you must
John Green
Carefull user you will gain an horrible season in Hades, then reincarnate again, same life without your coins
Lucas Sanchez
You go straight to hell
Kevin Howard
You could fail in the attempt and become a vegetable
Blake Peterson
It simply a mistake. You will pay for it on the other side. Trust me on that one, you WILL NOT be better off.
Parker Mitchell
this is a nice plot twist