Lads my balls ache

I just watched a half an hour of porn but I haven’t ejacluated in 6 months

I refuse to masturbate my blue balls away. Wat do?

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God I wish that seat was my face

>business and finance

Are you the Fantom no fap til 40 cents?

The fact that people actually come here and listen to the advice posted on this board is astounding.

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im gunna coom

coom

I know that feel. You bust now, you'll feel terrible. you came this far for a reason, repeat after me, I CAM TOO FAR TO QUIT NOW, I CAM TOO FAR TO QUIT NOW, I CAM TOO FAR TO QUIT NOW, I CAM TOO FAR TO QUIT NOW....

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*came*

you fucked up, you will get prostatitis if you don't cum and keep thinking about fapping, you will see tomorrow when your balls ache more than now, you either do a cold shower now and cut out all your degenerate thinking or just rub one off (it will degenerate into a 10 fap streak believe me), you are fucked either way, enjoy

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>Saw this thread in catalog
>thought to myself: I wonder if anyone made the "I wish that seat were my face" post yet.
First reply - you did not disappoint.
Chuckled.
Have a nice Saturday gentlemen.

I didn't masturbate until I was 19. It's just something I didn't do. I knew how to do it, but I didn't know how long it took to actually cum. So I didn't do it. And then one day, I just did.

I would never tell this to anyone irl; I wished I had masturbated in high school, then quit when I was in college.

Hopefully you watched while fully clothed. In some countries it's illegal to whip out your beautiful hot cock and big hairy balls if it doesn't result in ejaculation. This is a health concern even worse than obesity. Might be time to lawyer up.

enjoy your prostate cancer you fucking idiot

Tell us more friend. What flipped the switch?

Have sex

>believes everything he reads.
Not gonna make it

>believes everything he reads
Yeah the scientific studies prove its a real issue. All the ED problems from nofappers after they stop fapping is also real.

Buy some BRAP and tip a camgirl.

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Sweet fucking vishnu I need to stick my face right in there lads

It doesn't work like that sunshine. You're obviously full of shit and have never stopped wanking.

When your balls get full, you cum in your sleep. Its called a wet dream.

People who wank never get them, so you obviously wank wank wank every day.

No because of sleeping meds I’ve been taking, I haven’t had a wet dream in 4 months. Seroquel has nuked my rem

take a cold shower, you degenerate