Lads my balls ache

Sweet fucking vishnu I need to stick my face right in there lads

It doesn't work like that sunshine. You're obviously full of shit and have never stopped wanking.

When your balls get full, you cum in your sleep. Its called a wet dream.

People who wank never get them, so you obviously wank wank wank every day.

No because of sleeping meds I’ve been taking, I haven’t had a wet dream in 4 months. Seroquel has nuked my rem

take a cold shower, you degenerate