Lads my balls ache

you fucked up, you will get prostatitis if you don't cum and keep thinking about fapping, you will see tomorrow when your balls ache more than now, you either do a cold shower now and cut out all your degenerate thinking or just rub one off (it will degenerate into a 10 fap streak believe me), you are fucked either way, enjoy

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>Saw this thread in catalog
>thought to myself: I wonder if anyone made the "I wish that seat were my face" post yet.
First reply - you did not disappoint.
Chuckled.
Have a nice Saturday gentlemen.

I didn't masturbate until I was 19. It's just something I didn't do. I knew how to do it, but I didn't know how long it took to actually cum. So I didn't do it. And then one day, I just did.

I would never tell this to anyone irl; I wished I had masturbated in high school, then quit when I was in college.

Hopefully you watched while fully clothed. In some countries it's illegal to whip out your beautiful hot cock and big hairy balls if it doesn't result in ejaculation. This is a health concern even worse than obesity. Might be time to lawyer up.

enjoy your prostate cancer you fucking idiot

Tell us more friend. What flipped the switch?

Have sex

>believes everything he reads.
Not gonna make it

>believes everything he reads
Yeah the scientific studies prove its a real issue. All the ED problems from nofappers after they stop fapping is also real.

Buy some BRAP and tip a camgirl.

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