Brit/pol/ - News Edition

>Jeremy Hunt to 'REDOUBLE efforts' to get Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe home after collapse
express.co.uk/news/politics/1010481/Jeremy-Hunt-Nazanin-Zaghari-Ratcliffe-Iran-prison-collapse

>Jennifer Lawrence hacker jailed after admitting stealing from more than 200 iCloud accounts of Hollywood stars
thesun.co.uk/news/7132235/jennifer-lawrence-hacker-jailed-icloud-accounts/

>Brexodus as thousands of British immigrants leave Spain over fears about Brexit
metro.co.uk/2018/08/30/brexodus-as-thousands-of-british-immigrants-leave-spain-over-fears-about-brexit-7895120/

> UK fishermen accuse French rivals of sinking British crab pots
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6110013/UK-fishermen-accuse-French-rivals-sinking-crab-pots-worth-thousands-pounds.html

>Manchester buzzing during Bee in the City
channel4.com/news/manchester-buzzing-during-bee-in-the-city

>Alex Salmond quits SNP amid sexual harassment investigation
newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2018/08/alex-salmond-quits-snp-amid-sexual-harassment-investigation

>Mail on Sunday sacks Remain-supporting columnist Rachel Johnson
independent.co.uk/news/media/rachel-johnson-boris-mail-on-sunday-sacked-daily-paul-dacre-columnist-a8513811.html

>Nicola Sturgeon's 'huge sadness' as Alex Salmond resigns
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-45350594

>World Cup 2030: FAW holds talks over 'Home Nations' World Cup bid
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45349026

>Belfast Primark fire: Staff 'will be paid'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45340085

>Hospital A&E doctor shifts unstaffed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-45269682

>Chequers deal labelled ‘INTOLERABLE’ by Theresa May’s old chief of staff
express.co.uk/news/politics/1010413/Brexit-news-Theresa-May-Chequers-deal-Nick-Timothy-EU

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Catholicism

Is that the sacred pizza and nutella diet? shieet

sounds like the diet for me desu

sacked from me job lads

>UK and Kenya to step up child protection co-operation
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45350937

>Government proposes energy drinks ban for children
bbc.co.uk/news/health-45342682

>Back May's Brexit plan or risk no deal, David Lidington tells EU
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45344203

>Theresa May offers Nigeria help with security and anti-trafficking
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45338036

>No takers for £25,000 portrait of Nigel Farage
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45347194

>Scallop row: UK in talks to ensure 'no repeat' of clashes
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45342536

>Gina Miller rules out Lib Dem leadership bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45344197

>Galileo: Brexit funds released for sat-nav study
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-45336001

>Brexit poses risk to care, says Royal College of Nursing
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45333267

>Fewer families where no-one working
bbc.co.uk/news/education-45341733

>Brexit: May defends 'sensible' plans for future EU relations
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45336223

>Ex-chief rabbi condemns Corbyn comments on British Zionists
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45333268

>Alex Salmond formally starts legal action against Scottish government
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-45333462

>Brexit: First applications from EU nationals for settled status
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45330727

>Calls for Stormont to be restored
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-politics-45321568

>Green Party member ends deputy leader bid after father's abuse conviction
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-45328860

>People's Vote campaign puts pressure on Labour leadership
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45316697

>Electric shock collars for pets to be banned
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-45320038

For showing your power level?

.....or?

nah mate

>be me
>go for an interview to be a waiter
>finesse my way to a job as a sous chef
>go into work
>'user cook this'
>don't know how to cook
>walk home
sacked

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Remember the formerly gemstones, lads

lol

Is that what british women look like? Jesus fuck, no wonder you guys aren't breeding.

>Brexit: First applications from EU nationals for settled status
I was born and raised in Holland but have lived here for the past 16 years, why the fuck should I have to pay £65 for government incompetence?
What'll happen if I don't do anything?

This ruined any and all THICC memes for me.

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>if I ride up my panties up to my fucking chest it'll surely fool some dumb boyim
Sad part is that some low test faggots will call this creature 'thicc' ,completely ignoring the abnormal amount of biomass this cunt has cleverly stashed away in the confines of a brave warrior she calls her panties.

Xurious videos all gone

reminds me of steph kegels

Owned

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t.

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Shoulda just winged it

Bums and willy, oh yes, that's what i'm into.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it

le epic thicc xd

lol

Gobernmemt wants to ban crack n' sip for brit/pol/ users

bbc.co.uk/news/health-45342682

them hipps tho'

Nice Photoshop boomer

Based

>Nice Photoshop boomer

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Fuck Manchester, Don't fuck OP's slag and buy Guns
pastebin.com/vESvL39v

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My eyes are burning lads why does alcohol fix my sleep schedule? I woke up at 6am and something has pissed me off from last night as I'm still feeling irritated but I can't grasp what exactly it was.
Would be interesting to see a punished nige come into the forefront
As the other user said you should have winged it as most if not every kitchen has recipes and their method somewhere in the kitchen. The one where I work has them literally plastered on the walls, That and asking questions wouldn't have been a bad idea either.

Sauce me on this thicc mutt

Ur ghey

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I don't even understand that. I don't even use recipes and wing it off of others ive seen.

If they let you back do this.

Sous vide about 3 chicken breasts (if you dont have a SV machine use a beer cooler and seal in gallon freezer bags after coating with cajun seasoning and salt. keep the chicken at 142 for an hour and a half) Use a thermometer and fill the cooler with boiling water. Then pour cold water until you get to 142 or so. Cooler will lose one degree per hour or so.

Mince up one large bunch of scallions. Throw those in a large bowl. Dump a jar of garlic alfredo in it. Dump a half a can of whatever beer is in your fridge. Dump a half cup of oil, then a FULL stick of butter. Shake cajun seasoning until the alfredo is pinkish orange. Dump cayanne but taste as you go so you dont have people running out of there. Dump in about a cup or so of grated parmesean. Cheap stuff is ok. Salt to taste. Whisk the whole thing and let it sit. Cut up about a half pound of mushrooms, whatever kind, i use bella or the white. Large peices. Coat pan with olive oil and set to 7 or (high). Throw the shrooms in and shake the pan to coat them and then garlic salt and white pepper, or black if you want. Throw those in the sauce when they are just done. Start charcoal grill and throw a piece of oak on it, your SV chicken should be done. Wait for the grill to mature then sear the chicken on each side for 45 seconds or so, cut thin. Make your pasta which is the least time consuming part. Throw the pasta in the sauce which will make the dish hot again. Dump another one third can of beer. Use tongs to pull the pasta out, sprinkle minced parsly or parmesean or both and layer the sliced charred chicken over it in a uniform way.

Cajun chicken pasta. Serve with garlic points.

does anyone have a link to the discord?

>Sadiq Khan BIKINI blimp: 29 FOOT balloon will fly over the capital on Saturday
express.co.uk/news/uk/1010480/Sadiq-Khan-blimp-London-balloon-Donald-Trump/
Childish, but soooo right

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>meme flag
>pathetic memes
hello lefty spacker c:

He's a known government shill who literally lives here 24/7 and gets BTFO all the time by nearly everyone. His personal politics are way left of center and he lives in a car, doesn't wash, and smells like shit. Nobody likes him.

That's a healthy girl, she can get pushed on.

WE BUILT THIS CITY
WE BUILT THIS CITY
WE BUILT THIS CITY ON SAUSAGE ROLL

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herk derka derk derka derk derk

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>Jeremy Hunt to 'REDOUBLE efforts' to get Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe home after collapse

Release muh political agitator/spy now, its just not fair desu

> UK fishermen accuse French rivals of sinking British crab pots

Watched the vids, it was fucking ace, made me wish we had given then a good old fashioned broadside.
Release the dogs of waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar NOW!!

WHO PAID THE MONEY
THAT GOT US MO SALLAH?
WHO FUCKED MY MISSES
AND THEN STOLE MY CAR?

damn what will generation identity do for music now?

racist mumble rap

Shooting them niggers(skkkkrt)
Shooting them pakis (skkkkrt)
fuck you this aint tacky (tacky)
fucky you dat whacky(whaky)

brit/senpai/ is live
youtube.com/watch?v=pCyzOLwYJCE

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*puts sticker on bridge*

pull up to greggs (greggs)
Get that sossij roll(roll that shit)
Check the football scores (scccoooores)
two goals from ngubu (ngubu)
fuck them south niggas
we dem north niggas

*cum tribute to martin sellner*

Let's do Argie 2!

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>'finesse'
>walks out

lol

high CHAR low INT

You can now leverage your sous chef experience into a job cooking proper grub.

Pic very much related.

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>halal snackpack
Fuck off muzzie

Would pound

Did you enjoy your swingers party?

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They're called 'munchy boxes', you recidivist descended sheepshagger.

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Now THAT is a B R A P H O G!

I'm thinking about jumping ship lads, Hungary sounds promising, what would you recommend?

Hungarians will see you how you see pakis

You'd be earning half of what you earn here, probably.

And no chip shops.

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Just call them what they are "caliphate boxes" I bet you're a and bigger cause only sandniggers serve this kind of food. Look at that doner meat, absolutely disgusting.

This is a proper limey box right here

how many letterboxes do you guys see walking around on average a day?For me about 2

Well what are we supposed to do? If we stop being controlled opposition idiots and start forming up they will just impose marshall law and have us all killed, mask it as some freak thing to the rest of the world, I dont see any other way to go, I dont mind working hard as long as I inform other europeans of what is happening, this is one of the ideas I have, if you guys have other suggestions on where to go I'll hear them.

Fucking britbong pussies you can't even throw a proper punch to a couple of niggers. kys

>marshall law

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Why the fuck is mummy may building a cybercrime center in kenya?
Is there even computeres in kenya?

>Want to share a munchy box, user, tee-hee?

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thesun.co.uk/archives/news/102593/chemicals-in-munchie-boxes-could-turn-women-into-men/

yeh eat up ya fukkin munchy boxes ya piece of shit scum kuffar gora
ten quid and as much fukkin white meat and greasy soggy chips as yer can shuv down yer pig gullet
put a nice big dollop of special saus in there jus for you ya fukkin infidel cunt.
put anotha kid in the mincer, Abdul. good lad.

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Slow thread today lads

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Britbros, I need help i'm in love with a Scottish girl, any tips to conquer her heart?

that does not look like a woman who'd say "tee hee"

buy her a can of irn bru and a battered sausage with chips and curry sauce and she's all yours, mate.

furthermore, if you're feeling really romantic you cannot go wrong with a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine and a couple of grams of heroin.

She's a waitress? Live a big tip.

why is britpol the worst pol

Mate you're forgetting the most important part the deep fried Mars bar

The poor diet.

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what about some shortbread?

T H I C C
H
I
C
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brit/senpai/ is live
youtube.com/watch?v=CN_-03toqAw

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Thats fucking atrocious

Too bloody right m8

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HNNNNNNGGGG

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Brexit is still a happening. Although the EU are making a power grab. The EU might not let us go.

Vote UKIP please! Thank you.

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mm yum propa good nosh this is lad mmm only 3 quid for a fookin large
get in there muh sun wot a fookin legend ol' Abdul is down t'old pizza 'nd kebab shop love him haha wot a lad, bit gritteh tho.
lets me Chantelle work on t'weekend deliverin' leaflets.

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>bbc kent radio
>"we're having a tough and honest conversation today about gangs and child abuse after revelations from thanet"
>"if you have any stories or experiences phone us live on air, let's tackle this"
>*proceeds to play 5 songs back to back on a talk radio station*
>"now it's time for our daily challenge"

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it's not the EU not letting you go, ultimately, but the people embedded in your government being beholden to designs that do not entail brrrrexit, there's simply no will to upset the world order

the results, if anything, were a call to double down on social engineering

kek

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who

The old music on the BBC local radio stations is propper comfy, but it's annoying on the politcal shows as they are all run by posh boomer leftists

>the thicc meme door starts closing
>old lady with a massive nose comes to me crying
>please please take my daughter too
>the boats are full! I can't!
>look please please take her please
>shows her fat pig of a daughter with her underwear stretched up over her fat rolls to make it look like she actually has a decent figure
>heh, you know my bosses will kill me for this, go on
>thank you
>woman bursts into tears and hugs me
>her daughter farts as she walks by
>it's a quiet one
>fffffffffff
>I grimace

>ALL ABOARD
>TOOOOOOT

cringe

>left does something embarrassing and stupid
>I know lets do something even worse that'll show them!

Her.

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thanks man got it now