Alright Jow Forums you've been granted 1 superpower of your choice.
Anything goes as long as it's kept to 1 power at any given time.
How do you become the hero Jow Forums deserves?
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Sebastian Sanders
I have been granted the ability to conjure endless amounts of class III firearms, literally spraying all forms of heavy/specialized ordinance from the palms of my hands.
I will singlehandedly arm the entire world.
Hunter Murphy
Jose Murphy
Just give me a billion dollars, I dont want to get dissected alive by the CIA
Oliver Myers
>super human healing
Train like a shoalin monk everyday until my muscles and brain matter are like high carbon steel leaf springs. Bullet proof, mentally resilient and strong as an ox.
Dominic Nguyen
Immortality. I will become the elite skillster of all time... eventually.
Nolan Garcia
I wish you luck on your endeavors.
Jordan Reed
Who’s the guy next to Mike Pence in this?
Kevin Diaz
Any shotgun I pick up turn into a shotgun from a john woo movie, If a had that power any shotgun that isn't a double barrel would get declared a DD. youtu.be
Joseph Ramirez
The power to force anyone in power to only and compulsively tell the truth.
Bentley Collins
King Crimson
Kayden Ward
Omnipotence
Become as Gods and leave this shitty planet.
John Nelson
looks like bannon
Isaac Brooks
i want the power to make cock & balls sprout from any surface.
Austin Gonzalez
Gold Experience Requiem.
Then I build an illegal SBR, and the ATF can't do anything about it.
Nathan Jones
No, you'd just keep shitposting forever.
Phil, my only happiness on this rainy night comes from the knowledge that eventually, you being pretty well-aged already, you'll die from your shit lifestyle and high self-produced mental stress.
Michael Thompson
Omnipotence is fucking boring.
Probability manipulation, to like, "increasing the chance that I find 1,000,000 on the ground" during my run.
The first thing I do tho is increase the chances of Dianne Feinstein being beaten to death in a home invasion to 100%.
Luis Sanders
>people literally building cars and houses out of all the excess guns and parts
It would be beautiful.
Justin Thompson
>The first thing I do tho is increase the chances of Dianne Feinstein being beaten to death in a home invasion to 100%.
The hero we need.
Aaron Brown
Biokinesis. I give every gun owner a 10 inch dong(even the female ones)and shrink the dongs of every grabber so small that it qualifies as a disability that they can get neetbux for. Thus once and for all ending the hurr hurr guns means you has small penis meme. [spoiler]I of course will have an 11 inch dong.[spoiler]
Nicholas Davis
Cryomancy
Elijah Reed
>rainy night
You just gave yourself away.
Heh.
Adam Carter
The ability to spawn and detonate nuclear bombs with any kind of yield and design anywere in the entire universe.
Ryder Parker
>anywere
Sounds like you need the power of knowledge.
Jayden Thompson
I do indeed.
Brayden Kelly
Power to make up powers at will, obv.
Jason Taylor
I wanna spit acid like that one thing in Jurassic Park.
Charles Barnes
>even the female ones
Futafags go and stay go
Zachary Ortiz
I pic Magneto.
Aaron Richardson
What's her power? beating up old people?
Blake Martin
Nice now you can write all the comic books you want. Too bad there is little you can do with the power to fight crime yourself.
Samuel Rodriguez
Eliminate tripfags
Brandon Nguyen
I would want the power of being able to move between universes (string theory) so that I can essentially go to the universe perfect for my current mood. Do I feel like taking back Rhodesia? Fade into the universe where Rhodesia was taken back in 2023. Do I want to be the pope? I can make it so.
Easton Smith
Gave away what, that there's about 1/4 of the country that I could be living in?
Nathaniel Bell
The Emperor stand.
Mason Miller
Healing factor plus whatever bullshit memory powers Taskmaster has.
Lincoln Williams
this
Henry Walker
the watch from clockstoppers. i would sleep creep a bunch of chicks.
Jonathan Butler
The Ability to summon Food, anything that's food from an Apple to a Zebra Steak.
Food can be cooked or Raw and I can alter the specifics of the food.
Then I Open up a Restaurant and serve people the summoned food, I save my money and Buy a large plot of land and Guns
Or
The ability to Turn into the hottest Trap,
Jordan Thomas
People purchased that?
>checked
Jacob Gonzalez
ZA WARUDO
Connor Wright
Unlimited Shapeshifting.
It literally grants me next to all other superpowers on my demand.
Hunter Allen
On the First month of 2018'th summer since the false god Yahweh, The true Messiah of the Jow Forumsube was chosen.
Now, we wait. We wait for our, and humanities salvation. None may stop us. Come hell or high water, no foe, be he Red or Blue, Tyrone or Chang, Grabber or SensibleGunOwner™ may ever stop us and our savior.
In due time, when the time comes, and brass rains from the sky, accompanied by the saints of the Jow Forumsube, we will fight innawoods, onnafield, innaair, innaseas, and even unnaground.
We will join together, this one time. And we will stand our ground, and our salvation will come.