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King Crimson

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Omnipotence
Become as Gods and leave this shitty planet.

looks like bannon

i want the power to make cock & balls sprout from any surface.

Gold Experience Requiem.
Then I build an illegal SBR, and the ATF can't do anything about it.

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No, you'd just keep shitposting forever.

Phil, my only happiness on this rainy night comes from the knowledge that eventually, you being pretty well-aged already, you'll die from your shit lifestyle and high self-produced mental stress.

Omnipotence is fucking boring.

Probability manipulation, to like, "increasing the chance that I find 1,000,000 on the ground" during my run.
The first thing I do tho is increase the chances of Dianne Feinstein being beaten to death in a home invasion to 100%.

>people literally building cars and houses out of all the excess guns and parts

It would be beautiful.

>The first thing I do tho is increase the chances of Dianne Feinstein being beaten to death in a home invasion to 100%.
The hero we need.

Biokinesis. I give every gun owner a 10 inch dong(even the female ones)and shrink the dongs of every grabber so small that it qualifies as a disability that they can get neetbux for. Thus once and for all ending the hurr hurr guns means you has small penis meme. [spoiler]I of course will have an 11 inch dong.[spoiler]