Can we have an oopsie thread?

Can we have an oopsie thread?

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what the fuck was he trying to do anyways? next time should point it as it own fucking face

I can't even imagine what was going through this man's mind before he blew his finger off that made him think any of this was a good idea.

>is my lazer sight working? why isnt it working
>owchie

Guarantee you he'd be the type of retard wondering why the "make sure the gun is empty" thing is pushed so hard.

>mfw this whole thread

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oldie but goodie

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O sweet Jesus. I'd sudoku, right there. One to the temple, bam, the end.
>utter social terror, ultimate nightmare scenario

Wasn't that because of a shitty holster?

This was intentional and the caption is fake. He was demonstrating why your trigger finger should be above the trigger guard not on it.

i wouldnt necessarily call the holster shitty as much as it has a shitty lock up system. the holster does its job. you have to depress a button, that is very close to the trigger, to get the gun out.

That dude is fucking jacked now.

he said it wasnt the holster or the gun, his sausage fingers got in the way of the trigger.

but still a furry faggot

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It was because he was used to training with a safariland ALS holster, which has a retention holdover very similar to a 1911 safety. He was using a blackhawk that has a trigger finger retention. He thought he was operator, tried to do it fast, and flicked the safety off and slid his finger into the trigger guard on draw. Stupid is as stupid does.

Safariland and striker fire are infinitely superior to single action 19th century technology and full retard TRIGGER PRESS release by the way. If you use either of those things for defense your man card should be revoked.

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any furry who is not a qt should be burned.

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That's why he wasn't wearing his ears?

The way he shits his pants when it goes boom says otherwise

>Arab Wedding Edition:
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Every time.

You got a high res version of that?

Black people version.

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"Cruel male patriarchy should be blamed for making the grenade pin real hard for our courageous female warrior to use"

-REAL REPLY from You Tube.

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citation needed

>did you mean to that?
>eh.. yeah?
my fucking sides

What did he mean by this

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Not user your responding to, but he was trying to show why you shouldn't put your finger on the trigger guard because you could ND and he was retarded enough to actually ND while trying to show how not to.

didn't that dude not die?

I heard the same, but there's no way. If he lived, he's a vegetable and probably would have been better off dead

real talk what kind of throw was that? Looked like a fuck this stupid fucking grenade i hate everybody here i hate men fuck fuck fuck you all im gonna make this fucking grenade blow up right here fuck this shit kind of throw

Should've screen capped it. But the comment is buried inside that video.

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Yes he went to the hospital and was on life support. I never followed it up to see if he ever managed to leave the hospital.

Actually just checked hes alive.
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post link faggot

Correct, that's my point, he did not mean to fire.

when you have a pea sized brain, its pretty easy to survive.

>Mistakes Into Miracles2
But he still alive tho

you're retarded if you think that comment wasn't by some other retard from here

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thats a funny way to do a root canal.

Your sarcasm radar is broken, soldier.

>Takes a slug right to the dome
>Still misses the brain
Who says being a brainlet doesn't have its advantages?

your making me nervous

Literally me

Retarded "innocent" African-American who got shot dead by NYPD after doin' this crap with cheap made-in-China toy pop gun. NYPD got sued and besieged by angry black protester for 'excessive force'.

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>but there's no way. If he lived, he's a vegetable

Jow Forums loves to spout off on shit. I know two vets with a bullet still in their brain and they're "fine", but definitely not a vegetable or dead.

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IQ from 50 to 5 in one shot

Christ how are women this weak?

>inb4 incel

I dont hate women at all but just look at this shit, they shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the armed forces

He was the smartest in the car up until then. He said she was making him nervous and tried to stop her, retard in the back seat said 'she aint got no clip in it' and she did what she did then tried to get rid of the gun and wipe her prints off of it.
She should be in jail for attempted murder but she looks like shes going to get off way way easier.

guy on the right is a dumb-ass sticks his head up before the explosion. Good fucking way to get shrapnel in the neck.

Same my father got poped in the dome at 18. Still has some fragments in his skull. Lives a completely normal life only thing its ever stopped him from is he wasnt allowed to get an mri when he needed it once.

I love how the instructor fully allowed him to learn the hard way

im pretty sure the "instructor/sales guy" was the one who shot himself. he was trying to sell the fat one a gun with a laser. the laser wasn't working right or something, thats why he was pointing it at his hand trying to get it to work.

That's insane. Glad he alright.

Was it a blank ? There seems to be no exit hole.

He should have done it with some .45acp.

Yeah it was. I think the story was the guy didn't know that blanks had much power and thought it would just blow on the side of his check, rather than blow a hole through it

Still surprises me that hes fine when I remember about it.

It was a 38 special out of a j frame snubbie at damn near point blank. It didnt get too far in the skull which is why I think he lucked out. Family member was 'cleaning' it.

>google.com/amp/abc13.com/amp/man-shot-on-facebook-live-completely-breathing-on-his-own/3348619/


>woman is out on bond

Im not ok with this

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NoGunz seem to think blanks are harmless. Bruce Lee's son, Ow R. Lee died from being shot by a blank.

This dude survived. The human body is fucking incredible.

It was a squib load that got propelled by a fully charged blank.

>maybe it went out from the mouth

>Mistakes into Miracles, 1,2,9
POST THE REST

Woah, not what I expected. Good for him.

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>This was intentional

>"don't put that [video clip] in"
>intentional

he was displaying why the practice was unsafe, he should have demonstrated an unsafe practice on an empty gun, instead he had an ND

>implying any vital organs were hit

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That clip is from a video where the guy is doing retarded reloads on purpose, I think it was the second video even. I think he even called it the noob reload or something.

What's with the gay ass dance?

See

He's still a pedo furry.

Dude on the left is a fucking stud. That bitch would have been meat if he had not saved her.

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>when "furry" isn't enough to sustain your impotent rage

Wow, the Galil has pretty soft recoil huh?

>'Ted, wtf are you doing?'
>'oh you know, just checking to see if the damn thing is loaded by fucking shooting myself in the hand.'
>'Ah yes, as you do.'

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Niggers are such dumb animals

he was clearly checking the laser grip but in the worst way possible

pretty sure he did that on purpose though.
Why else would he be wearing ear pro?

i wanna dick this little fuckboi

Must suck being cross-eye dominant.

wtf is going on here

Dude NDs into the ground, then gets rightfully punched for being a dipshit

slav pack dominance

he breeki'd when he was suppose to cheeki

Why can't Jow Forums rate sound webms?

why cant the entire site have sound webms? Nagasaki might still be mad about nagasaki.

see

That doesn't even look real, I swear it looks like someone just pulled a cable or something.

I love how you can tell their hierarchy based purely on their gear

I take it as a mixed blessing really, sure sound webms would be nice, until you realize that the same low tier memes and garbage like the ear rape phase /gif/ went (is going?) through would just be dumped here by the tons.
And then below that, imagine all the trash Jow Forums would post.
How many threads can you watch hit image limit with nothing but Wermacht remixes and Soviet anthems before you'd want to go back to not having sound?

Truly an amazing creature

>he wasnt allowed to get an mri when he needed it once.
Uh...what? Most bullets don't have any ferrous metals in them.

Ear rape was bad, knocking.wav was way worse

High intensity magnetic fields will induce a current, and then a magnetic field in any nearby conductive materials.
look at youtube.com/watch?v=5BeFoz3Ypo4
copper's not ferrous either, but run a magnet through it and becomes so temporarily.