If Jesus was a gun owner, what would be his EDC loadout? What about long guns?
What gun would Jesus own?
Isaiah Flores
Adam Ward
Nailgun
Benjamin Gutierrez
Very rare Rieper 2000 in the holster, pocket bible in the sock, "i brake for jesus" bumpersticker on the van. Lil jesus man travel cross the sand.9
Cooper Lee
According to the bible it would be two swords, so modern day translation would probably be two pistols.
Jesus Reenactors believe that he would be quite the fudd and use the chiappa triple threat since it symbolizes the holy trinity.
Personally I feel he would use a dave crockett
Jaxon Ramirez
Just got that. Fpbp.
Mason Bell
kek
Ryan Taylor
Christian Reyes
Probably an assault rifle. Jesus had every reason to be scared of large groups of people coming to kill him, but a GPMG is a bad idea because he traveled a lot.
Nolan White
2 Colt Dragoons duel wield. With multiples on his chest.
Xavier Wilson
If you knew anything about real Christian teachings you'd know that jesus would never own a gun let alone use a weapon on another person. If you are slapped you are to turn your other cheek to get slapped again. When he was sentenced to crucifixion he did not fight or try to escape either. I'm not saying I support pure non violence as it is necessary sometimes but jess himself and the teachings he espoused clearly indicate he would not own a weapon or use it to kill.
Wyatt Thompson
THIS, Azazel taught men to form metal into guns, and taught women to use makeup to adorn their faces to deceive
Thus guns are not Christlike
Angel Rivera
Party-pooper
Jacob Roberts
It was concidered highly honerless to hit someone with your left hand. Jesus turning the other cheek is basically him saying
>Come on do it you little cunt.
Dylan Cox
Who's side are you on /k?
Bentley Kelly
He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one. It is written: ‘And he was numbered with the transgressors’; and I tell you that this must be fulfilled in me. Yes, what is written about me is reaching its fulfillment.” The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.” “That’s enough!” he replied.
Lincoln Hughes
Juan Phillips
Based
Wrong
Ryan White
please stop talking about things you know nothing about
Leo Lee
None. Because if he wanted you dead he could just think it and it would be so but is so kind he would never do that even if OP is a faggot.
Brody Robinson
No one is expected to stand by if the innocent or those who cannot defend themselves are being persecuted and killed.
Cameron Smith
Someone wronging you isn't the same as someone threatening your existence. Jesus didn't resist, but not because it was the right thing, it's because he was commissioned to by his Father for your salvation dummy.
Gavin Mitchell
a hi-point c9, jesus was a humble man.
Cameron Clark
He would be a cuck who bins that knoife
Angel Wood
When someone asks "What would Jesus do?" You remind them chasing people with a whip and flipping tables is totally an option.
My vote would be for 1911, probably stainless steel.
Cameron Torres
Something in .45 ACP (As Christ Prefers)
Jaxon Reyes
>King of the Jews
Tavor, IMI Deagle
Chase Wilson
Jherico 941, it’s Jewish, and stylish
Lucas Russell
>implying
Robert Adams
I would say either a Beretta made at the Vatican, a Jericho, or pic related
Leo Sullivan
Jesus would carry an AR-15 chambered in .300 blackout with a .45 ACP sidearm.
Brandon Bailey
Nolan Scott
Joseph of nazerine ran the largest construction guild in the Roman occupation, which is where Jesus got his cash (plus his half brother thomas's share). So, Jesus in reality had a fortune on par with one of the trump kids. He carried a sword on him, as did Peter (a commercial banker) and most of the 40 disciples + 12 apostles
So,
Probably a glock 17 and a high end AR 15. Probably a high end 1911, to play to crowd psychology of anti-roman occupation
Modern apostles would likely have looked like a group similar to a Christian milita or armed veterans group like early helps angels post-ww 2. Widely mocked by elites and derided by modern media, but heroes of the people.
Lincoln Cook
Did you even take the time to read the bible? No, I'm being 100% serious. Jesus didn't want you to roll over and die you fucking retard.
Easton Kelly
Jesus would summon an Ar15 out of the fucking ground.
Landon Gomez
JEWicho pistol!
Anthony Phillips
“In order to be counted as transgressors, and thus for the prophecy to be fulfilled, we will need to be seen as a threat to the Romans. Go get us some swords.”
“We have a couple right here already”
“That should do.”
I love how edgelord christfags use this one verse that is completely misinterpreted as being advocating for firearm ownership. God christcucks are literally the worst. Can’t even interpret their own holy book correctly.
For the record, I’m pro 2a. I just don’t need Jesus to tell me so. That being said, I don’t think he was against owning weapons, because it’s made clear that most of his apostles carried a short sword in case of assassins.
Grayson Baker
jericho 941
jew gun for a jew
Leo Brooks
>If you knew anything about real Christian teachings
>Doesn't understand turning the other cheek
>Thinks he wasn't in custody when sentenced
>He would never own or use a weapon
Jesus would slap the shit out of you.