What gun would Jesus own?
Joseph of nazerine ran the largest construction guild in the Roman occupation, which is where Jesus got his cash (plus his half brother thomas's share). So, Jesus in reality had a fortune on par with one of the trump kids. He carried a sword on him, as did Peter (a commercial banker) and most of the 40 disciples + 12 apostles
So,
Probably a glock 17 and a high end AR 15. Probably a high end 1911, to play to crowd psychology of anti-roman occupation
Modern apostles would likely have looked like a group similar to a Christian milita or armed veterans group like early helps angels post-ww 2. Widely mocked by elites and derided by modern media, but heroes of the people.
Did you even take the time to read the bible? No, I'm being 100% serious. Jesus didn't want you to roll over and die you fucking retard.
Jesus would summon an Ar15 out of the fucking ground.
JEWicho pistol!
“In order to be counted as transgressors, and thus for the prophecy to be fulfilled, we will need to be seen as a threat to the Romans. Go get us some swords.”
“We have a couple right here already”
“That should do.”
I love how edgelord christfags use this one verse that is completely misinterpreted as being advocating for firearm ownership. God christcucks are literally the worst. Can’t even interpret their own holy book correctly.
For the record, I’m pro 2a. I just don’t need Jesus to tell me so. That being said, I don’t think he was against owning weapons, because it’s made clear that most of his apostles carried a short sword in case of assassins.
jericho 941
jew gun for a jew
>If you knew anything about real Christian teachings
>Doesn't understand turning the other cheek
>Thinks he wasn't in custody when sentenced
>He would never own or use a weapon
Jesus would slap the shit out of you.