Makes me think that there may actually be some kind of an insurgency that are the remnants of the old west German people since the weast and east hated each other for some time
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Easton Johnson
Ryan Torres
Go over your senor logs. If the ship was above 293.15K it was not Kraut navy. If it was under 295.15K it is still Kraut but likely their secret/political police. You want to check for a for a hotgod shaped object near your docking port if they gave you hard currency. Any other temperatures its not the Krauts.
>4 days
Ha. 40 standard UAF days of full paid, 20 standard at half, and 30 government holidays. Join the UAF navy folks.
>Tardiness
We're never late. We are arrive when we are needed.
Bentley Mitchell
>solar flare killed all my genetically modified crops.
>pride of ligers killed all my genetically modified cows.
>seriously fuck whoever decided we were going to populate mars with random hybrid scientific creations.
>faggots on earth keep trying to make us obey them again.
>can’t get any nice earth power armor.
>my servos are shot on my suit, walking around is slow and arduous.
>I am a Martian
Red til I’m dead baby terrafags get fucked.
Thomas Reed
Yeah got it right here but in copy text form
So guys I managed to get myself a work visa to work in the german empire and finally got my papers since it was not easy and it was an eight hour process but finally got my paper but it's all in Hochdeutsch which is a very hard fucking language to learn but to these guys it's like it's english to them as in piss easy. Anyways got myself as a post guard for the imigration office and it is unbelievable over here. I have seen things i wish i have not seen before but the most that disturbed me was the time a guy was literally shot in the knee cap and dragged outside and shot infront of everyone all without hesitation.
>be standing beside the immigration officer
>try not to look at him but I can feel his disgust towards me through his cold expressionless face
>suddenly heard the stormtrooper outside open the door and push in the new guy
>the officer speaks in english and says "now why do you wish to migrate to the Deutschland Empire?"
>the guy stutters and says "Because I want to make a better pay an-" before he can finish the officer cuts him off and yells into his face "DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALTS INTO OUR GLORIOUS NATION AND JUST STEAL OUR WEALTH JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT PAY? NO ONE HERE WORKS JUST FOR PAY HERE BUT THEY WORK TO SERVE THE EMPIRE AND THE KAISER HIMSELF! DO YOU HEAR ME!"
>legit jumped from the guy's sudden yelling at the new guy for saying he wants to move here for better pay
>the guy then says "sorry sir I'm sorry! I do want to work for the empire and the Kaiser himself! Please don't hurt me."
>the officer leans back and tells him "give me one good reason why i should let you into my country?" After he says this he pulls out this really old pistol that apparently shoots these small rounds 9mm I think and the guy is shaking at this point
>guy stutters and says "because I wish to live in the german empire and serve?"
>the officer looks at the guy and stands up then tells the guy to stand up
>cont
Wyatt Martin
Yep, ship was 200.25K. And no hotdog object either. Guess they didn't care or didn't have time...
Evan Brown
>the officer then demands the guy to speak in perfect german and to say in german "I will serve the german empire and I will serve the Kaiser with my own life"
>the guy tries to say this in german but fucks up on the Kaiser by saying "keyser" by accident which to the officer it literally means as an insult if you mispronounced the word Kaiser
>the officer then aims at the kneecap and shoots him
>the guy falls down crying and the officer shouts something in german and there comes the stormtrooper and he drags the guy by the neck towards outside
>the officer looks at me and tells me to "follow" and i did as I was instructed
>the officer comes outside and tells everyone in english "To those who only come for a quick pay and easy access to be lazy, you must leave now or you will end up like this pathetic thing right here!"
>he takes the gun and shoots the guy in the head and says "if you wish to come here to work and serve for the german empire and to provide all your effort to insure that the integrity of this empire stays strong and to serve the Kaiser himself are accepted but do not make the same mistake as this rat here made!"
>the officer then unloads six rounds into the dead guy before reloading and holstered his pistol
>the officer then turns to me and whispers "you should be glad that your are only a visa worker or I would have to put you in your place myself. Don't aggravate me." Before he walked back into his office
>the stormtroopers walked up and just dragged the dead body and threw the body into the dumpster and next thing I hearis the officer yelling "BRING IN THE NEXT VISITOR NOW!"
>rest of the day was intense and stress inducing
Just got back to my cubicle room and using proxies to make this post. It is terrifying here and they make you take these "happy" syringes if you are seen as if you are not happy about your work so i have to pretend that i am happy and excited to get up at five to go to work and leave at seven. Krauts are not human!
Juan Clark
Hey guys!
The other day, I was cruising around past the Heliosphere to test the maximum speeds of my new Mark 17 Sisu LWSS and found something neat.
>Cruising around almost at lightspeed to avoid any obstacles (if there were any)
>Suddenly my photon radar goes wild
(I know, it's old tech but it works as long as you don't go past the speed of light)
>10 meter metallic object ahead
>dafuq
>Must be an asteroid because there is no transmitter signal
>Decide to examine it
>Not an asteroid, some fucking old tech
Dumping my picks, any idea what it is?
Pic very related
Asher Campbell
Have fun starving commiefag. Just like the soviets back in the 40's
Logan Cooper
Holy shit... user that's the voyager! And it still has the old gold disk on it holy fuck!!!!
Isaac Lee
That, friend, is the Voyager 2. look it up, because you just found a piece of history.