Why is Canadian military history fake and gay?

Has anybody else noticed this?
>Says they burned down the White House in 1812
>Wasn't even a country until 1867 (Arguably 1982) and White House was burned by veteran British Colonial Marines from Bahamas lead by General Robert Ross who died on the field of battle before ever having stepped foot on Canadian soil
>Muh Vimmey Ridge
Outnumbered Germans 5-1, still needed British support
>Muh Juno, we got further than any allied forces
Because it was a sandy fucking hill guarded by Hitler Youth and starving Soviet POW's
>Non existent battle with Croatian army "largest since Korean War"
Even those involved say it flat out did not happen, they lied about it to draw attention away from the army's previous deployment to Somalia where their entire Airborne was disbanded and their country kicked out of the country because two Paratroopers got caught raping a Somali teenager with a broom stick for stealing food
>We did well in Kandahar but could not acheive all objectives because US was tied down in Iraq
Repeatedly refused to ceed territory to US troops, even got into it with British who didn't believe Canada should be given Kandahar given the absolute state of leaf troops
>Our army is small but well trained
15 billion dollar budget, 75% of troops are too fat to deploy
>JTF-2 are hardcore
Basically only did LRRP's, direct action raids were limited and only as augments to JSOC. Eternally butt-hurt they were not included in the SAS/ AUSAS/ NZSAS pact.

Explain yourselves Leafs.

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DO NOT BULLY LEAF >:(
dey are frens

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Basically this. For a leaf to want to do all things it takes to oper8 means that they're already so hideously alienated from the rest of Canada, just by nature, that it would be criminal to ostracise them further.

It isn't. We "did our bit" in the world wars and Korea.

As for the modern CAF, it's pretty bad. The Navy and Air Force are held together with no name brand duct tape. The Army is better but is plagued by soviet union tier bureaucracy and a low retention rate (due to said shitty bureaucracy) coupled with old and/or poorly maintained equipment. While the training is good for our troops, guts and drill can't do much about our ageing aircraft, ships and gear.

Recruiting is trash too because of identity politics plus a recruitment and component transfers taking so much time.

(P.S. Everyone who deployed to somalia hated the local populace, muslim+african is not a good mix)

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>Years of Leaf shitposting about "burning down the White House"
>Trump mocks Trudeau with said meme
>"It was the evil Brits, not us! Please lift the tariffs on our state-subsidized steel President Trump!"

Our Nation in the modern age has been built on bullshitting to conceal how inept we are and virtue signalling in attempt to make the masses (of idiots) feel they're better than our American neighbours.

Honestly what do you expect? Why do you think absolutely no one that matter gives a shit what Canada does. The only people who do are le-redditors and other left wing retards on the internet that form opinions based off of preconceived notions of Canada.

NOBODY rakes the based leafs on our watch.

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The Virgin Canuck vs the Chad Brit

The Virgin Canuck
> moves at a slow shuffle, always tired
> camo only works in Canada because they never get deployed
> speak a horrific muddle of english and frog
> look like a hybrid of asians and arabs
> rifle designed around the feelings of lefties
> carries too much kit

The Chad Brit
> moves at speed and with a purpose, his aggression instilling fear into his enemies
> camo works in many environments as he could be deployed anywhere at any time
> speaks only the Queens English
> superior pure white genetics
> rifle that doesnt care about the feelings of mutants
> carries only what he needs to defeat the enemy

Because all Leafs are retarded
please purge us with nuclear fire and build something better from the ashes

fuck Canada, even post independence it was still just America's bitch

>superior pure white genetics
T. Ahmed Al Abaz

And how are you liking Vancouver, Ahmed?

Modern bullshit is due to politicians' influence over military operations. Top brass won't step outside the lines for fear of getting axed. Competent people are leaving in droves because they're fed up with bureaucratic fuckery (bad equipment, spending trivial things while cutting back on essentials) and can get better jobs elsewhere.

>Vancouver
What's wrong with Vancouver?

> the joke
> your head

>Explain yourselves Leafs.
Hey buddy, you seem mad. Let me give you a word of advice... once your country enters Civil War 2.0, who do you think will help all you whites that are still left in that 3rd world shithole of the country? Who do you think will accept your wives and children as refugees?

So shut the fuck up and enjoy shitposting while you still can.

This guy has been spamming the same threads on Jow Forums for a while now.
Remember to report and sage.

Please do not disregard the accomplishments of veterans because of the current state of the country -- it's really disrespectful.

I saw this thread on Jow Forums.

Makes the Australian military look half decent lmao

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Trust me guy we are just fuckin fine and the nigs that are actual Jow Forumsommandos won’t need to seek refuge you’ll be getting all the bitch mades

>implying it won't be volunteer brigades

>muh cibil war 2
Dumb zombie apocalypse-tier larp. Your 16 and dumb enough to take Jow Forums memes seriously. Stop posting you are embarrasing yourself.

>copy paste from Jow Forums
What did he mean by this

So you will go down without a fight as mexicans and blacks completely take over your country and eliminate the 2A (and 1A as well)?
Well, then there's no hope for you.

>obese US baby boomer fears the Canadian
This is what happens when you get cucked by a Canuck. Thank you for your service.

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it's nothing but chinks

>38176380
>hes a civil war 2 larper and a Jow Forumstard
Lmao that figures. Regardless, ill play along. You wont get a (you) from me though.
>u got da niggers haha look mom i said nigger
The black population has been at a complete stand still since the 90s.
>Canada is baste bastion of whiteness XD
Canada: 74% white
America: 77.1% white
You bought into the 56% meme and you played yourself
>inb4 but muh white hispanics arent real whites
Just like how we didnt consider italians and irishman "real whites" for the longest time.
>inb4 they count arabs as white
Only because they make up such an infantismally small part of our population.
>erase our 2a
Not going to happen, its too far ingrained into our culture that AWB polls horribly even among millenial liberals. How long can you say you'll be able to hold on to your pinned SKS's?
>erase our 1a
Coming from a country with hate speech laws out the ass this doesnt mean much
There will be no civil war, its a dumb Jow Forums larp for edgy 16 year olds who would "totally, like, go full partisan man. You will grow out of it, I promise.

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>America 77.1% white

The US is 62% white

>So you will go down without a fight as mexicans and blacks completely take over your country and eliminate the 2A (and 1A as well)?
Do you know any blacks or Mexicans who don't like guns and talking shit? Why would you think that was even on the agenda? Jow Forums LARP

> speaks only the Queens English
Oi ya git!

This, but unironically.

Except Fritz, of course.

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You had one fighter ace who was hot shit back when planes were made of 95% paper, and since then have done literally nothing. If it wasn't for your colossal incompetence at Dieppe, we would have gone ahead with Operation Roundup in 1943 and liberated Germany entirely, without having to split it with the Soviets and keep the world on the brink of nuclear war for decades. Its virtually impossible to overestimate the ineptitude of the Canadian Military, past or present. The only thing you ever invaded successfully was a dog's mouth, and I heard peanut butter did the heavy lifting there.

>be a superpower
>have to constantly shitpost and remind the world that you're superior to your neighbor, a country with a population several orders of a magnitude smaller smaller
Really makes you think

>Damage control: the post.

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I blame the French

Gallipoli; there was Canadian Lt Gen. in that fuck-up

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Lmao rekt

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> t. offended canuck

Jesus Christ. Your Orange Commander in chief (predictably) says something idiotic and factually incorrect, and you guys double down like fawning groupies.

My Republican party is broken.

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ITT: someone assmad Leafs hold 3 of the top 5 longest confirmed kill shot spots.

Dieppe was a British run operation.