tl;dr: I got back at my liberal bitch of a neighbor
>be mid-twenties washingtonian >liberal bitch down the street gets harassing us about my guns >and I mean liberal as fuck; practically a walking stereotype >this has been going on for months >perches outside my house trying to debate >no matter how much I keep my hardware locked up, and almost never bring them out, she still pulls this shit >she persists nonetheless >eventually files a false domestic violence report with the police (I live alone) >police come in and cause a hubbub >police eventually release they'd been had, and said they would talk to her >the ensuing chaos still took months to clear up, and she never seemed to face any consequences >steam blowing out my ears >stalk her and her family on facebook out of curiosity >find her brother's profile one day >gaydar goes crazy >read through >17, legal here >awkward robot type with little-to-no friends and social life >seems kind of lonely and desperate >lightbulb.jpg >one day, hang around her house without actually stepping onto the property >he arrives, head down, dragging his feet >strike up a conversation, tell him I used to know his sister >he's sceptical, but keeps talking >despite his shyness and stuttering, we hit it off >blushes like an anime character, gets embarrassed easily >ask him out on a date >he yells out "yes!" but immediately looks confused, as if he only said it as a reflex >take him out for some food and begin the process of grooming him
2/3 >we get closer, he slowly opens up >talks about typical teenager things >feeling like an outsider, pressures at school, hiding in the closet, bullying >about as stereotypical it gets, but understandable >mention having those same problems myself back in the day >he grows more comfortable as a result >this goes on for about a few months >admits to being a virgin >icouldtell.mp4 >tell him it's no biggie, and that he wouldn't be the first cherry I popped (lie) >this began a period of making out in my car or at my place for a while >he warms up over time, and sees an increase in confidence and self-esteem >I can make him do practically anything I want >I even have him call me senpai every time we're together, but that's not important
And now for the final phase...
>he finally wants to go further >beenwaitingforthis.webm >we discuss on how to do it and how he wants to lose his virginity >suggest doing it in his sisters room >excuse me, user? >tell him it's to add thrill and excitement, especially if she could walk in at any time >he's very reluctant and suggesting alternatives >keep pressing, and passive-aggressively mention that I might leave him if he doesn't comply >he relents and finally agrees
>one late-afternoon/early-evening >he waits until stacy goes downstairs for netflix >lets me into her room through a ladder >have the condoms and lube ready >you could tell how nervous he was by his body >cold sweats, pale skin, his flesh almost feels like a corpse >use humour to ease the tension by joking about how I won't use any teeth >pull down his pants and start slurping his semi >he lets out small, light breathing >a mix of nervousness and pleasure >bob my head in increasing speed, eventually his body relaxes >hear faint footsteps climbing the stairs >perfect >user, please stop... >act like I'm too into it to hear >stacy opens the door >WHAT THE F- >he screams the loudest I've heard anyone >she follows suit >I sound like I'm gagging, mainly because of laughing so hard with a dick in my mouth >keep going >he suddenly clenches into himself >ooooooOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!! >shotguns a thick load >keep going and going, >at this point, learn how true the "when you nut and they keep sucking" meme is >he makes the same noise as an exorcist victim >WRRLRLRLRLLRLRLRLLRPPPPPWRWRWWRRWRWRRWRWWWRWRLLLLL!!! >stacy finally runs off somewhere as I finish my work >he abruptly makes these weird grunts >nigga, you about to drop a monster shit >nope, his second load (watery this time) >finish up as he shamefully sits on her bed, spasming and twitching from what happened >joke about how my legs were shaking the first time I came >he only stairs blankly into space >tried to use bathroom before leaving, discovered it locked and stacy sobbing from behind the door >tussle his hair and use the ladder to exit >find cum in my boxers when I get home
I mean, you could have just got her brother into guns and call it a victory instead.
William Cruz
Nigga you REAL GAY
Ian Edwards
I feel like mission creep changed the victory conditions a bit
Asher Parker
Reminds me of that copypasta of the unemployed firearms instructor who trained a gay dude, who recommended him to every other gay in the area and next thing you know half the people at the local range were gays getting really into guns/gun rights and generally being based.
Grayson Myers
>sucked someone's dick >"I showed'em you guys"
Kys you faggot
Matthew Reed
I hope you plan on continuing to see this boy. Sounds like he needs a strong male role model, which is unfortunate because you don't sound up to task. Also, if he figures out his only sexual experience was a revenge plot against his cunt sister it would destroy him.
