Tl;dr: I got back at my liberal bitch of a neighbor

tl;dr: I got back at my liberal bitch of a neighbor

>be mid-twenties washingtonian
>liberal bitch down the street gets harassing us about my guns
>and I mean liberal as fuck; practically a walking stereotype
>this has been going on for months
>perches outside my house trying to debate
>no matter how much I keep my hardware locked up, and almost never bring them out, she still pulls this shit
>she persists nonetheless
>eventually files a false domestic violence report with the police (I live alone)
>police come in and cause a hubbub
>police eventually release they'd been had, and said they would talk to her
>the ensuing chaos still took months to clear up, and she never seemed to face any consequences
>steam blowing out my ears
>stalk her and her family on facebook out of curiosity
>find her brother's profile one day
>gaydar goes crazy
>read through
>17, legal here
>awkward robot type with little-to-no friends and social life
>seems kind of lonely and desperate
>lightbulb.jpg
>one day, hang around her house without actually stepping onto the property
>he arrives, head down, dragging his feet
>strike up a conversation, tell him I used to know his sister
>he's sceptical, but keeps talking
>despite his shyness and stuttering, we hit it off
>blushes like an anime character, gets embarrassed easily
>ask him out on a date
>he yells out "yes!" but immediately looks confused, as if he only said it as a reflex
>take him out for some food and begin the process of grooming him

Basically, Phase 1 complete...

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2/3
>we get closer, he slowly opens up
>talks about typical teenager things
>feeling like an outsider, pressures at school, hiding in the closet, bullying
>about as stereotypical it gets, but understandable
>mention having those same problems myself back in the day
>he grows more comfortable as a result
>this goes on for about a few months
>admits to being a virgin
>icouldtell.mp4
>tell him it's no biggie, and that he wouldn't be the first cherry I popped (lie)
>this began a period of making out in my car or at my place for a while
>he warms up over time, and sees an increase in confidence and self-esteem
>I can make him do practically anything I want
>I even have him call me senpai every time we're together, but that's not important

And now for the final phase...

>he finally wants to go further
>beenwaitingforthis.webm
>we discuss on how to do it and how he wants to lose his virginity
>suggest doing it in his sisters room
>excuse me, user?
>tell him it's to add thrill and excitement, especially if she could walk in at any time
>he's very reluctant and suggesting alternatives
>keep pressing, and passive-aggressively mention that I might leave him if he doesn't comply
>he relents and finally agrees

To be continued...

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>3/3
And now for the home stretch...

>one late-afternoon/early-evening
>he waits until stacy goes downstairs for netflix
>lets me into her room through a ladder
>have the condoms and lube ready
>you could tell how nervous he was by his body
>cold sweats, pale skin, his flesh almost feels like a corpse
>use humour to ease the tension by joking about how I won't use any teeth
>pull down his pants and start slurping his semi
>he lets out small, light breathing
>a mix of nervousness and pleasure
>bob my head in increasing speed, eventually his body relaxes
>hear faint footsteps climbing the stairs
>perfect
>user, please stop...
>act like I'm too into it to hear
>stacy opens the door
>WHAT THE F-
>he screams the loudest I've heard anyone
>she follows suit
>I sound like I'm gagging, mainly because of laughing so hard with a dick in my mouth
>keep going
>he suddenly clenches into himself
>ooooooOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!
>shotguns a thick load
>keep going and going,
>at this point, learn how true the "when you nut and they keep sucking" meme is
>he makes the same noise as an exorcist victim
>WRRLRLRLRLLRLRLRLLRPPPPPWRWRWWRRWRWRRWRWWWRWRLLLLL!!!
>stacy finally runs off somewhere as I finish my work
>he abruptly makes these weird grunts
>nigga, you about to drop a monster shit
>nope, his second load (watery this time)
>finish up as he shamefully sits on her bed, spasming and twitching from what happened
>joke about how my legs were shaking the first time I came
>he only stairs blankly into space
>tried to use bathroom before leaving, discovered it locked and stacy sobbing from behind the door
>tussle his hair and use the ladder to exit
>find cum in my boxers when I get home

All-in-all, it was a good day.

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Nigga you gay

I mean, you could have just got her brother into guns and call it a victory instead.

Nigga you REAL GAY

I feel like mission creep changed the victory conditions a bit

Reminds me of that copypasta of the unemployed firearms instructor who trained a gay dude, who recommended him to every other gay in the area and next thing you know half the people at the local range were gays getting really into guns/gun rights and generally being based.

>sucked someone's dick
>"I showed'em you guys"

Kys you faggot

I hope you plan on continuing to see this boy. Sounds like he needs a strong male role model, which is unfortunate because you don't sound up to task. Also, if he figures out his only sexual experience was a revenge plot against his cunt sister it would destroy him.

>tfw no shy bf that wants to get into guns

Today, on "Shit That Never Happened".

Fake and gay. Kys.

Neck yourself faggit.

>no matter how much I keep my hardware locked up, and almost never bring them out, she still pulls this shit

Srsly dude, how would she know if you're not a gun waving fucktard. Also fake story. Nice try, stop stocking people you fuckwit

the truth
>be me
>fuckwit
>like girl that doesnt like me back
>rejection.gif
>stalk her on FB
>hang out around her house
>can't let it go
>get rejected again
>show her guns at some point because Imgonnamakeyouloveme.gif
>well deserved domestic violence charge

KYS irresponsible gun owner

>OP: "I got back at my liberal bitch of a neighbor"
>OP sucks a dick

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10/10

>>liberal bitch down the street gets harassing us about my guns
Telling people about your guns? What manner of faggotry is this? I'm not reading your fake greentext fanfic but I'm assuming very gay based on the replies.

She probably saw him loading guns into his vehicle.

I want to read this

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that's one hell of an understatement.

Gayest And Then The Whole Bus Clapped story ever

what is it about the west coast that it attracts fucked in the head people?

fluorine in the water supply

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You sure showed her user! Nice job!

I am glad there's nobody else in the warehouse to hear me laughing this hard.

this faggot story was not the ending i was hoping for. please suck off a shotgun next degenerate mental diaease.

>have the condoms and lube ready
>op sucks cock instead
I don't know what I expected, op isn't even the one giving the D. I had to double check if it's mentioned anywhere that op might not have a D to start with, that'd be kinda hot I guess?

This

Here I thought you'd get him into guns and shit. That's why i read this. Turns out it was just some hella gay fantasy

He just sucked a dudes dick, I think he knows that.

You did right thing OP, showing everyone how gay that kid is.

dumb frogposter

>not flying a gadsden flag in your front yard.