Your favorite gun

>wife's fursona
How did you discover this about each other?

>>your favorite gun
Beretta PX4 Storm .45 ACP
>>(((your deepest darkest secret)))
Most of my porn involves Mom-dom/mature women/SS/nurturing/moderate fem-dom. I'm a 6'6", buff, manly man type of guy who loves stuff in my butt.

>mfw I'll never get to be the small spoon

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>wifes fursona

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>Sopmod Block II
>I have zero desire to be with 3d women; it's getting increasingly awkward to explain I'm not married, not gay, and don't have a girlfriend. I've given up on explaining it's simply because I don't want to. People genuinely can't understand that.

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HK MR762
I have herpes

>HK G36
>Literally this
Most women I came across are fucking worthless time- and moneysinks. If I really need to get my dick wet, I'll just fuck a hooker.

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I can't speak for everyone else but it's not even remotely sexual to me. It's probably a kind of deep sociopathic impulse of some sort (I'm otherwise pacifist as fuck and I wouldn't even consider hurting a real animal for pleasure) but seeing virtual weak and useless creatures get tormented feels so good.

I actually had a hooker comment on that.
>"You're such a nice guy! I'm honestly surprised you don't have a gf!"
I just tell her to shut up, put the anime colored wig back on, and make sure her thigh highs are pulled all the way up as I fuck her.

>Bren 10
>when I was 12 and on a family camping trip I was sharing a tent with my twin sister and nutted on her face when she was asleep
I have only ever brought it up this one time and plan on taking it to my grave.

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Absolutely based as fuck.

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