Wife’s mother is coming to visit

You've been blinded by porn she will freak the fuck out

pussy bitchnigger mindset

>I solved this problem by marrying an orphan.

fuck dude now i have to jack off to mother-in-law porn captions

That's really cute user

What a cuck

>post-sunday dinner
>watching news with mum
>"There's no reason people should have these types of guns. They're not for killing deer, they're for killing people."
>"Most of them use 'boars' as the justification. That's why tannerite's still legal in the States."
>"Still, they don't need those guns."
>"Mum, if the US bans AR-15s before Canada does, then I'll probably die laughing."
>"Whatever..."
If you can't have honest passive-aggresive banter with your parents and still love them, you're probably spending too much time with them.

Thanks. It's tough though sometimes since she has PTSD from becoming an orphan.

Youre a strong man user, thats what a woman needs.

>have a 4 year old gf
>want to avoid jewish tricks by not marrying her so she can't take my shit in a divorce
>turns out it doesnt matter if shes lived with you a long enough time because shes a common law wife or some such bs
It really is a fucking clown world.