Be British

We don't have to do it. The Brits should all be carrying bo staves if nothing else. There'd be some badass battles in the streets. I'd be thinking the UK is actually kind of awesome if they all did that.

I guess you don't get to live.

I feel bad for you bong bro. This is the price your country paid for electing retards and failing chartist rebellion.

Wrong. If both fighters are skilled similar knife guy can just trade his left hand for a distance and then he will be able to deal enough damage.

"There was never such a thing as a justice in English laws, but a lot of injustice" (c) Ned Kelly

I had a cashier at Lowe's who spoke with a thick cockney accent. They are actually leaving. It's rare to see blacks or mexicans out in the sunlight here, so, really surprised me to see a limey here.

>So what is the right way to handle violent encounters according to British courts?

From what I understand you can fight back hand to hand. Its just as soon as a weapon gets involved you instantly get ass reamed.

>I just can't understand how a modern legal system can sit there and think this is the right way for citizens to react.

I can understand it. The state wants you as powerless and demoralized as possible so that you continue to support the state out of necessity. With weapon laws, you will ALWAYS be dependent on the police system to save you from other hostile individuals with weapons, and thus this provides justification for hundreds of thousands of government jobs and for continued expansion of police powers.

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Would be nice to see swords, shields, and other medieval weaponry get fully legalised for melee self-defence but guns remaining fully off-limits. Make for some interesting return for the old ways, save for a few gang cunts who will always play unfair because they just do.
Whatever laws and official documents will tell you, London is not British and will never be again.

>Would be nice to see swords, shields, and other medieval weaponry get fully legalised
Imagine EDCing a poleaxe

>Its just as soon as a weapon gets involved you instantly get ass reamed.
No inherently, but if you have a gun and your attacker doesn't it's going to take a lot of work to prove you were justified in shooting.