Hello Jow Forums I've been given a quest

a REAL bear would be a coastal brown bear when the salmon start running in june. Giant hulking bears will be camped out at every river inlet for them salmon.
their sense of smell is 7x better than a blood hound, 2100x better than yours, so they'll probably just avoid you.

even though, if you camp out in a berry patch next to a stream in southeast alaska during the summer a pissy little black bear that doesn't give a fuck will run into you and possibly shred you like a german tourist. that's your best bet for a bear encounter.

reminder: bears start eating you bowels-first while you're conscious and alive

you could try for a hibernating bear but this is alaska and you're a chechaquo.
so you'll just freeze to death.

>as a white nationalist, I aspire to losing a war against niggers

>brown bears will avoid you and black bears will attack you
Gee, user, are you some kind of bear expert?

I can't wait for this thread to turn into baiting because OP decided to post rhodie stuff.

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Dilate

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Shut up you Jew niggers

>solo killing a bear with a spear
Yeah no you're gonna fucking die, back when humans did that shit is was with a team of people and a whole fuckton of dogs

Fake

Do you really believe that lol

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