DAD JUST PAID ME A HOOKER

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

DAD JUST PAID ME A HOOKER
be me
21yo kissless virgin, virgin because i'm ugly and a manlet
parents are divorced
dad asks me if i want to go dinner out with him
he drives me to a hooker bar (they're common in my country, colombia)
some hookers come to us
my dad says that he will pay a service for me
i say no
he says yes
i accept because others hookers were looking at us
the hooker is a 5/10 latina
she calls me daddy and we go upstairs
gives me a bj
i cum
we wait 5 minutes, she talks to me about her life and shet
she puts a condon on me
we fuck
i cum in 5 minutes
i go downstairs
dad drunk and yelling 'THATS MY SOOON'
i feel ashamed and dirty, my dad will tell this to my brother and my brother to my mom and my mom is catholic as fuck, it's over for me, everybody will know that i had sex with a hooker at 21

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Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

my dad will tell this to my brother and my brother to my mom and my mom is catholic as fuck
what is the big deal, where does it say in the bible or whatever not to fuck hookers?

Asher Bell
Asher Bell

LMAO ur dad sounds like a bro. Nothing wrong with it

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Jayden Davis
Jayden Davis

Fuck you user.
I wish my dad paid for prostitutes.

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

es mi nino.

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Jaxon Garcia
Jaxon Garcia

your dad's a good guy and you're an ungrateful prick

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Luke Hall
Luke Hall

Be in Colombia
Fuck a Hooker

Wow, that is depressing. Colombia is a sexual paradise akin to Philippines or Mexico, why couldn't you land a Colombian?

Brody Long
Brody Long

I know right. As long as he keeps it to himself though. It's not worth getting a hooker for free once but having to hear people making fun of you for life

Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

This might come as a shock, but your dad, the guy that forced you to get a hooker, fucked your mom, so she probably knows what kind of guy he is

Cameron Young
Cameron Young

it says that you cant have sex before marriage
ugly face, short height (170cm or 5'7, thats short in colombia if you're young, most girls are taller than me) and autism, i'm a neet and i barely leave my house.

Levi King
Levi King

I saw a 140 kg guy go with a 8/10 young Colombian girl.

You just need to talk shit with them and not act like the autistic fuck you are.

Connor Phillips
Connor Phillips

That's my boy

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Camden Cook
Camden Cook

170 cm is average aca in Colombia user

Carson Sanders
Carson Sanders

wow, you're a jiggalo? what did u and dad do?

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

quit acting like a faggot, you did good son!

Jaxon Young
Jaxon Young

sounds fun as fuck desu
which my dad wasnt a fucking faggot like me and would do that for me

Nathaniel Nelson
Nathaniel Nelson

dad drunk and yelling 'THATS MY SOOON'

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Gavin Cox
Gavin Cox

Your dad is the fucking man. This is what we need to have happen in US instead of making this stuff illegal. How many incels could become better people once pussy is demystified?

Aiden Baker
Aiden Baker

"soon"
oh and "that's my son's son"

John Roberts
John Roberts

did I make a funny or did I go 2 far? they get home, dad slaps him on the butt *way 2 go champ*

Xavier Morales
Xavier Morales

hey OP I'm from Colombia too and I had a similar situation happen to me. It was my first time too but instead of my dad paying for it, it was my cousin, instead of a 5/10 it was a 8/10 and she kicked me out of the room after 30 minutes because although I was hard as a rock I didn't cum

good times desu

James Powell
James Powell

your dads fucking amazing, while i got a dad who wanted to abort me

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