A hypothetical

I'm not John, I'm merely a regular listener of the Voice of the Report of the Week radio show.

How can we meme reviewbrah into actually doing this? He would look great like that.

He is the purest and most deserving internet personality ever created by Jow Forums, and if we made him we might as well try to perfect him.

He disowned us

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guys like Reviewbrah have the right amount of autism to actually lift weights and progress. He will follow the numbers and write down everything, following macros and hitting planned amount of weight for planned amount of reps and sets is satisfying if you are autistic enough.

He also has a good body to start with because he is skinny. All he must do is eat big.

i would recommend extending blast to 20 weeks. I think it would be easy to put at least 45 lbs (muscle, glycogen and some fat) on him in that time frame.

He can't reveal his power level to the public. Not yet.

pic on left is unironically my goal body

Reviewbrah should start reviewing protein shakes and skinless chicken breast. Would be hilarious to see him constantly outgrowing his suits and having to get them re-tailored

> Hi Report of the Week here with another protein shake reeeeeeview

I'd tell him to read the fucking sticky

He lives not too far from me. I just want to hang out with him, desu