>>Seriously user, once you get older, you'll get fat, enjoy it while it lasts
has anybody else had the following experiance
>"when you get older"
>tilts head back
>"all that muscle"
>pokes the air in front of you in a jerky motion
>"will turn to FAT!"
>grins smugly, crosses arms and leans back as if he's made some amazing point
I've had this happen to me three times and seen it two more times happen to other people. just another boomer meme, boomers seem to exclusively talk in memes these days
You have a point, but that's pretty much what you and everyone else in this thread are doing as well
cardiologists
>"don't eat eggs they will kill you according to our research from the 1950's"
>"All modern research is done by egg companies so let's ignore it and repeat the same mantra"
>"look at this vegan research that eggs are bad!"
the same cardiologists
>"Smoking relaxes your lungs according to 1950's research!"
>I'm not going to waste my life away in a gym
True
>once you get older, you'll get fat, enjoy it while it lasts
All old fat people say this. They like to think their obesity is beyond their control rather than a result of their sedentary lifestyles.
>hey have you seen suits? it's so good! I watched like 5 hours of it last night!
>hey have you seen stranger things? it's so good! I watched like 5 hours of it last night!
>hey have you seen Over the Garden wall? it's pretty shitty so i just watched How I Met Your Mother for 5 hours last night
That's a bullshit one too. I probably spend about 1 hour in the gym, maybe 10 or so minutes before depending on what I'm doing.
Over the Garden Wall isn't somehow magically better than How I Met Your Mother. They're both brainless pap.
>Over the Garden Wall
>brainless pap
it's 10 episodes of 10 minute cartoon retelling of Date's inferno with the added threat of a beast hunting the protagonists forcing them deeper into hell