You're at the buffet after an intense workout...

You're at the buffet after an intense workout, and these guys are being loud and causing a scene sitting at the table directly across from you.

What do you do?

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Don't do anything otherwise this will happen

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let them have their fun you high estrogen faggot

Toss them right back to the manlet pit from whence they came.

God damnit.
To win you gotta:
>not get physically mutilated by the guy or his 5 friends
>not look like a complete psycho to your date (by for example stabbing his eye with a knife)
>not appear like a pussy to your date
>not get jailtime, legal followup or other types of negative followup
Your best bet is to assume the kid won't fight, and laugh at how insecure he is, point out how pathetic it is that he has to threaten old men to feel powerful, but with thr bloody knuckles, he'd probably just start beating you up. If he starts the fight but you win, his five friends will gut you. If you back down you look like a pussy, and if you don't tell them to quiet down you look like a pussy

If you say he'll get kicked out of school or have legal action taken against him if he does anything, he'd definitely play it like you're a scared pussy

How do you win this while not looking like a psycho or getting put in jail?

I'm 32 years old and not some fanny like the ginger guy. I'd call this kid out on his bullshit and be confident that I can fuck him up.

id tell them and then stare at them. my eyes get cold and glassy when i get mad looks like im nuts

Not care about somebody else's business.

Congratulate Alex on 145k subscribers and wish the gentlemen a fine evening.

>cold and glassy

You mean autistic?