You're at the buffet after an intense workout...

You're at the buffet after an intense workout, and these guys are being loud and causing a scene sitting at the table directly across from you.

What do you do?

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Don't do anything otherwise this will happen

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let them have their fun you high estrogen faggot

Toss them right back to the manlet pit from whence they came.

God damnit.
To win you gotta:
>not get physically mutilated by the guy or his 5 friends
>not look like a complete psycho to your date (by for example stabbing his eye with a knife)
>not appear like a pussy to your date
>not get jailtime, legal followup or other types of negative followup
Your best bet is to assume the kid won't fight, and laugh at how insecure he is, point out how pathetic it is that he has to threaten old men to feel powerful, but with thr bloody knuckles, he'd probably just start beating you up. If he starts the fight but you win, his five friends will gut you. If you back down you look like a pussy, and if you don't tell them to quiet down you look like a pussy

If you say he'll get kicked out of school or have legal action taken against him if he does anything, he'd definitely play it like you're a scared pussy

How do you win this while not looking like a psycho or getting put in jail?

I'm 32 years old and not some fanny like the ginger guy. I'd call this kid out on his bullshit and be confident that I can fuck him up.

id tell them and then stare at them. my eyes get cold and glassy when i get mad looks like im nuts

Not care about somebody else's business.

Congratulate Alex on 145k subscribers and wish the gentlemen a fine evening.

>cold and glassy

You mean autistic?

>148 lb man beaten to death after attempting to intimidate 2 men at a buffet
>Witnesses described the sickly and frail man as staring strangely at the men in an attempt to frighten them
>Autopsy revealed such a strong case of autism it manifested physically throughout his body

unironically this.
they sound like they r havin a good time. wtf is wrong with that.
i smell s o y

Wow 5 of u are threatening one guy ...hey was the manager at get these fuckers out of here ...you know wat call the cops and fuck up the rest of their lives.
Ill fight u an get beaten down in that cops will be on theur to haul ur ass an u get fucked by big black guys so which it....then tell her to call 911

Act like an bellegerent like trump or lequisha

>how do you win
You never played a game called chicken shit?
>call his bullshit and see if he backs down
>he does (and you win) or he does not
>If not, he will start shit or play the game
>if he starts shit, self defense
>if not, start at top
Might take several minutes or a couple seconds, but be prepared for all outcomes. The second he shook the kids hand is the second he backs down and lost.

>I dont care to impress you
>I dont care to impress her
>Either start kicking my ass or just fuck off

And in the off chance he starts kicking your ass well you just swing back and hope to god he doesn't know some MMA shit. You're at a table with utensils, shank the fucker in the temple with a fork.

>that hairline

>stabbing someone over them being loud at a restaurant

Edgy. Too bad you never leave your house.

cool story bro

i would be the shit out of you lil bitch

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>look him dead in the eyes
>start laughing manicly
>laugh harder and harder as he does his little bad ass speech
>really getting loud and weird with it
>start gasping like your hearing the funniest thing you’ve ever heard
>start slamming the table, laughing and screaming.
>at this point he’s probably staring at you
> stop immediately and go to a cold grimmace and ask is he done?
>then lean in close and whisper something a serial killer would say
>something about raping or gutting them

Granted your date probably won’t be talking to you anymore.

>"just claim self defense bro"
yeah, because that works well in a western country

link to video?

thats the ponit of the entire video. Sometimes, you just cant win. Sometimes life sucks.
Sometimes you have to know better and not engage. Just leave the scene, its better for everyone including your date

kek

In user's scenario you're stabbing him after he unlawfully starts attacking you. But it would be just to stab him as soon as he started doing that aggressive handshake shit.

Don't risk getting your teeth ruined just to impress a worn out roastie who has long since destroyed her own ability to pair bond.

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I fill up a cool glass of lemonade and don't even drink from it. I just wait and see if Alex snaps.

>and if you don't tell them to quiet down you look like a pussy

No your don't. You're on a date in someones privately owned business and management obviously doesnt mind the noise then who are you some random customer to tell other customers to be quiet.

Go to an old peoples restaurant if you want it quiet. People who tell other people what to do when they have no authority deserve to have their ass kicked.

i really hope this is not really him, pure cringe

>eating all those carbs

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/ourguy/

t. roastie

Tell him and his invisible hair to shut the fuck up

Against a white nigger it does.

t. alex

seems to be working out for him t b q h w/ u m m

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>and if you don't tell them to quiet down you look like a pussy

Why? It's literally impossible for a group of 5 people to be so loud you literally cannot speak to someone right in front of you on a dining table.
The editing exaggerates the noise just so it makes the situation and the reaction of louie the cuck more rational, even though it's still retarded.
It's not your property, you can just speak louder to your date if the noise is actually an issue.

This is what he really looks like
What he looks like shirtless with a pump on is irrelevant

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>This is what he really looks like
A video from a long time ago? Nope.

Ok, post recent pictures of him outside the gym with a shirt on

Arms look pretty big, what do you mean?

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That's before the cut, literally a photo that was taken when his hair was still short, h'es been growing out his hair for a while, lmao try again blaha.

Post a recent picture of him with a shirt on. Preferably next to other people. A shirtless pic with a pump is irrelevant

Who cares? I don't, you do, you go find one lmao.

lmao imagine being this guys

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What do you mean, what about me?

The first way to win is to not tell them to quiet down. Who gives a fuck what other people are doing. The second way to win is through appearance. Who do you think the kid is going to pick on? A balding old ginger, or a super jacked guy? The last option is play chicken with him and be confident that he won't swing. Less likely in this situation, but works a lot of the time.

such a cute couple they make

"Huh? You got a problem, brah?"

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best answer.

the kid tries to act tough, but you come off as so psychotic his entire crew thinks they're about to have their livers ripped out with a rusty spoon

I don't go to restaurants.
But if i saw them I would try to troll them

Every time I ask Alex what he thinks about Golden One he dodges the question saying he doesn't want to trigger his audience. He's a coward.

I'm not gonna fuck with a guy named Leonidas.

>"I just do Youtube as a hobby; I make most of money from coaching"
>"I refuse to talk about politics or religion on my channel because I dont want to lose subscribers"
>"....but like I said, it's only for fun and I'm not worried about demonetization at all"

I'm eating, and it's a cheat day apparently since I'm at the buffet, why would I care that some faggots are being boisterous to the point of causing a scene?
On that note, what is this faggy meme that you're supposed to be flexing nuts everywhere you go, like I'm expected to start shit with someone who's only being loud but not actually doing shit to me? Cause that's alpha right?
Your post made me more mad than the imaginary shitheads causing a ruckus, fuck your shit.

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